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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin (S07E07)

"I don't know. I called everybody in her book."
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"These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice."
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"There's a word for people like that: Losers."
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"Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor."
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"How do you know Monica?"
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"I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years."
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"That's great."
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"- When is Monica supposed to get here? RACHEL & PHOEBE: I don't know."
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"Excuse us."
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"- You didn't tell her? - You were supposed to."
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"You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the cake!"
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"- Fine, I'll go call her. - And please tell her to bring a cake!"
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"We have a lot of options. A number of prototypes for you to try on."
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"Wow, those look great."
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"Okay, this one's a mushroom cap. Uh, this one is made of bologna."
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"- And... And the toothpicks? - Just until the glue dries."
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"Thank God."
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"These are more realistic, but perishable."
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"Over here, we have pink suede, which is nice."
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"But if it gets wet, it'll shrink."
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"Maybe we'll just take that one away."
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"I also did a little something in fur, but, uh, that's really just for me."
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"Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works."
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"JOEY: Ow."
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"- Toothpick? JOEY: Yeah."
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"- And? JOEY: Delicious."
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"Joey."
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"JOEY: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a winner!"
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"What? Which one?"
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"The Silly Putty. Not so silly anymore!"
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"[WEAPONS FIRING ON TV]"
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"ROSS: She's your cousin. She's your cousin."
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"If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick."
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"Or would she? Let's back up for a second."
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"She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine."
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"She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run..."
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"...the sexiest movie ever."
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"I know that look."
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"Forget it. I want it. She wants it."
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"I'm going in."
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"[CASSIE YELPS]"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"ROSS: Say something clever."
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"Okay, doesn't have to be clever."
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"...so just say something!"
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"[STAMMERS] I haven't had sex in a very long time."
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"ROSS: Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything."
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"Phoebe? Rachel? It's Monica."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, Monica. We are so sorry. - For what?"
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"First, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower."
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"Then, forgetting to invite you to it."
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"You already had it?"
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"It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave."
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"We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower."
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"Now you don't have either."
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"- We ruined everything. - Ugh."
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"No, wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet."
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"Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love."
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"I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like!"
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"- Surprise. - Surprise, Monica."
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"What's cool is, the character is from Naples, right?"
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"DIRECTOR: Yeah. - My whole family's from Naples."
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"That's great. Okay. I've heard everything I need to hear..."
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"We just need to, uh..."
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"- Uh, Joey, this is the awkward part. - Oh, hey, right. Not a problem."
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"...make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos."
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"Don't you worry."
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"I have nothing to hide."
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"So, there you go. That's me."
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"One hundred-percent natural."
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"I tell you, that has never happened before."
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"CASSIE: Yeah. Thank you so much for letting me stay here."
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"Oh, it's no problem. I've..."
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"What?"
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"PHOEBE: Say something. Say anything."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"I have one of those with every woman in America."
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"Oh, my God. We have to throw her a shower?"
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"We run away and get caught in a big rainstorm."
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"- That's me. Come on. - Okay."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Yeah, I have a knack for impressions."
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"...hot dog?"
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"- All right, you take care of that. - Okay."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"- What are you trying now? JOEY: The Fruit Roll-up."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"Hello?"
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"Fine. She can stay at my place."
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"Unless..."
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"Leslie?"
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