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Clips from Daria (1997) - Pinch Sitter (S01E01)

"What lesson can we take from this tragic example of herd-like behavior? Kevin?"
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"Please return to your stupor, Kevin..."
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"Okay!"
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"using coercive techniques such as peer pressure,"
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"chanting, and social isolation to achieve"
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"control over its members? Brittany?"
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"Ah, Brittany. Sometimes, despite a complete lack of insight,"
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"Wow, and I didn't even have to read the chapter!"
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"She'll never have to worry about mind control."
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"I'm not sure, Quinn."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah! They're so... sincere!"
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"Well..."
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"And your face, it's very... honest! You're so nice, and dependable, and..."
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"Well, I..."
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"Oh, no! He figured out you're my sister?"
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"Later."
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"His family has a boat. It's almost summer!"
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"But he can't go out with me if he's baby-sitting."
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"Forget it. I don't like kids."
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"Yeah! I was, too!"
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"Think of how it must have felt when those three"
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"It felt great!"
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"we don't allow that."
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"No, seriously, they're great kids."
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"Great, and what are your priorities Quinn?"
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"You don't have to rush, sweetie."
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"Helen, Quinn is just being honest."
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"We can't get anywhere unless we take a hard,"
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"honest look at what really matters to us."
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"One: get the spice back into my marriage."
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"Quinn, here's your very own Teen Life Runner, just like Mom's."
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"I can't use this thing. It's ugly!"
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"Customized styles are available for an extra charge."
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"Date evaluation system. Convertibles get bonus points."
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"Coral! Is life great or what? Bye!"
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"It's couples therapy night!"
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"Baby-sitting job, Dad."
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"Always so freaking sensitive."
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"You'll meet some insensitive couples. I'm sure of it."
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"Please, Daria, call me Lauren."
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"She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes..."
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"Can we punish her now? It's time for her punishment!"
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"but we made an exception for Quinn after she"
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"My grandmother?"
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"To tell her to take her pill."
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"Do you know a woman named Deena Decker, by any chance?"
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"And the vocabulary word for tonight is "indemnification.""
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"Is it time to floss yet?"
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"Then how come her hair is so much bouncier than yours?"
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"It's time to watch TV."
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"But too much TV is bad for you."
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"All I'm getting is the Forecast Channel."
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"Yay! The five-day report!"
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"See, Tricia, I told you the barometric pressure was falling."
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"Commercials are bad."
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"Let's move the snack up to 8:15. We'll get to flossing quicker."
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"and plenty of girls want to go out with me, and"
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"Will you excuse me? I'll be right back."
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"Then why do they have to cover them with chocolate to sell them at the movies?"
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"Hitler ate sugar."
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"♪ who won, who cares, it's all the same, ♪ ♪ what counts is how you play the game. ♪"
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"Let's play a new game."
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"It's called lichen."
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"Lie on the floor and make believe you're a fungus on an old tree trunk."
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"First one to move, or drop a spore, loses."
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"You were supposed to be here an hour ago. I'm desperate."
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"I had to wait for my ride."
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"Tad dropped a spore!"
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"I guess we can listen to the record some more."
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"I'll shine your shoes!"
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"Do you always do exactly what adults tell you?"
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"Yes!"
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"Quinn lets you do that?"
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"Yes, well, you've used exfoliate, our vocabulary"
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"Isn't there something decent to read?"
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"So Cinderella skipped the ball and asked her fairy"
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"obsolete, the prince opened a video store."
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"And then, the little engine decided that he just wasn't the competitive type."
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"Yeah, or that Tom Cruise is five foot four!"
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"Hey, the kid's gonna be all right!"
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"Think you can fix that?"
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"Think I can fix it?"
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"I guess you're not going to work on your paper."
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"I'll have to get an extension."
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"Can we have a drink of water?"
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"Do we look stupid or something?"
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"So, when do you want to go out again?"
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"I thought you were my girlfriend now."
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"Let me see that!"
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"Long term plans: September, break up with"
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"It sure is hard to tear them away from their"
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"Well, thanks for coming over. We'd hate to miss Couple's Therapy Night."
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"You were at my house?"
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"Daria, your paper was excellent, and the"
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"I guess I got inspired."
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"I am cool and that is it, and everyone else is full of, full of, full of..."
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"his demonic will over scores of followers."
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"BYOB?"
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"Can anyone give me another example of a group"
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"No, but she'll have to watch out for ferrets building a nest in her head."
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"You want me to take over your baby-sitting job?"
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"You're the only person I can trust to do this, Ronnie."
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"Nice? Sincere? You're never gonna go out with me, are you?"
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"No."
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"Hey, there's Quinn with one of her many admirers."
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"She's well liked among classmates of both sexes,"
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"and yet, strangely, she turns my stomach."
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"Actually, he seemed to think I was your au pair."
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"He asked me how I liked America so far."
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"People are so weird!"
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"Some are weird. Some are just astonishingly"
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"self-centered and deceitful."
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"Yeah, right. Ask him to baby sit for you."
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"G- string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World."
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"For once, we're in agreement."
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"This color looks nothing like melon."
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"It's way too pink. Oh, hey, Daria?"
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"What are you doing Saturday night?"
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"I didn't even like kids when I was a kid."
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