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Clips from Family Guy - Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream (S10E10)

"On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Look, you know what? Let's just throw the whole camera out."
Family Guy
"I've only seen that movie about a thousand times."
Family Guy
"How could I not have noticed that?"
Family Guy
"(OMINOUS MUSIC)"
Family Guy
"And good night and good luck to you, sir."
Family Guy
"(SIGHS) Got to get the energy up."
Family Guy
"(GUN COCKING)"
Family Guy
"And I just want to say I think that was the most brilliant performance ever"
Family Guy
"I wish I'd known that then."
Family Guy
"Why are none of you the same shade of black?"
Family Guy
"- No, I mean acting. - Oh, of course."
Family Guy
"Well, if you ask me, you got the makings of a star."
Family Guy
"You're Halloween 4 better."
Family Guy
"Look, I appreciate your offer, but l've got a pretty good thing going here."
Family Guy
"The Rhode Island Historical Society is heralding the arrival"
Family Guy
"now on display in the State House rotunda."
Family Guy
"As I understandit, they would put the coal inside of that,"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is live. Can she hear me?"
Family Guy
"Okay, you can put it down now. She can 't hear me. Okay."
Family Guy
"No, that's another guy."
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm Peter Griffin, and at Peter Griffin Cadillac,"
Family Guy
"And you're gonna love a Peter Griffin Cadillac."
Family Guy
"But I'll be sure to be back before Chris' big dance class recital."
Family Guy
"No, but I can help you. You need to hire this man."
Family Guy
"A-ha! I see! Typical casting couch stuff."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"All right, Tom, what better way to relaunch your showbiz career"
Family Guy
"Ah, look at them all!"
Family Guy
"All right, Tom, this is totally gonna work."
Family Guy
"and we just got to make them think we're one of them."
Family Guy
"Yes, sir. Are you gentlemen ready to order?"
Family Guy
"- And who's paying for dinner? - I assumed you were."
Family Guy
"We have to go! Not expensive enough!"
Family Guy
"- Are you an agent? - I am."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm the casting director for NCIS,"
Family Guy
"That's great! He's got just the look we're after."
Family Guy
"Ah, show business."
Family Guy
"Oh, a baby. I almost had one of you twice."
Family Guy
"(STAMMERING) Yeah, I don't know."
Family Guy
"And I think it's possible that your vanity has made you a little blind to that."
Family Guy
"Chris has a wonderful young woman in his life, and you've got nothing."
Family Guy
"(MACHINE WHIRRING)"
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I'm looking for Ed Manzelli."
Family Guy
"I haven't seen him in over a month."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't you go, 'cause l'll go."
Family Guy
"You are one hell of an agent."
Family Guy
"Well, with you as a client, it's easy."
Family Guy
"BOTH: (GASPING) James Woods?"
Family Guy
"I don't get it. Last time we saw you,"
Family Guy
"Well, gentlemen, sometimes being a big Hollywood star has its advantages."
Family Guy
"WOODS: Beings famous movie star entitled me to top-notch medical care"
Family Guy
"not a vailable to the rest of society."
Family Guy
"And in accordance with Hollywood law,"
Family Guy
"So, what do you say, Peter? Will you be my agent?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Maybe I have been blinded by my own stupid vanity."
Family Guy
"Are you gonna tell Chris?"
Family Guy
"I guess I'll have to, but he doesn't take bad news very well."
Family Guy
"Oh, Chris, honey, I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your grandfather died."
Family Guy
"(HISSING)"
Family Guy
"Jeff Goldblum and Craig T. Nelson have already passed on."
Family Guy
"I was starting to get nervous when you weren't returning my calls."
Family Guy
"Tom, I didn't know how to say this to you, so, here, take this piece of paper."
Family Guy
"The karate studio?"
Family Guy
"or keep doing blow with Tom Sizemore and see if I can do better later in the night."
Family Guy
"What is this a picture of? Is that the bottom ofa white pumpkin?"
Family Guy
"Because she does both."
Family Guy
"Like me?"
Family Guy
"I mean, I just look at you and Dad, you know?"
Family Guy
"Okay, this is it, James. I got your next project right here."
Family Guy
"- What? - Come on, Peter, who are we kidding?"
Family Guy
"You're a one-man operation. You know me, I need a whole crew."
Family Guy
""a guy with a boat who can dump stuff way out there" kind of guy."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this fake phone call."
Family Guy
"No, I understand."
Family Guy
"- Yup. Let's go home. - Sounds good."
Family Guy
"Hey, check out this picture James Woods texted me."
Family Guy
"What did Lindsey say when you broke up with her?"
Family Guy
"She didn't seem to mind. I think she already moved on to someone else."
Family Guy
"Do I still get to keep the 20?"
Family Guy
"It was great. I met a girl, Mom!"
Family Guy
"That's wonderful, honey."
Family Guy
"Yeah, her name is Lindsey, like the state."
Family Guy
"Is she nice?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, she's really nice and super pretty,"
Family Guy
"And her bicycle seat smells like strawberries."
Family Guy
"Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go upstairs and alternate"
Family Guy
"between hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism!"
Family Guy
"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
Family Guy
"Hey, excuse me, Mr. Tucker. You got a second?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hello, Peter. Sure, come on in."
Family Guy
"Thanks. Hey, listen, I just found out that you were the guy"
Family Guy
"who played Michael Myers in Halloween 4,"
Family Guy
"in the history of everything,"
Family Guy
"Oh, I suppose."
Family Guy
"Thanks. Hey, so, what happened? How come you never did any more movies?"
Family Guy
"Well, I tried to make a career out there in Hollywood,"
Family Guy
"but I just didn't realize how tough acting is."
Family Guy
"Well, you know what they say, "Tough Actin' Tinactin.""
Family Guy
"You see, life after Halloween 4 wasn't exactly smooth sailing."
Family Guy
"Once I stepped out from behind that mask, Hollywood gave me the cold shoulder."
Family Guy
"It's nice to meet you, Martin."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Mrs. Huxtable."
Family Guy
"So, if you guys are a family,"
Family Guy
"I was also colred out of my skull most of the time."
Family Guy
"But whatever the case, I was done."
Family Guy
"I left Hollywood, moved back to my hometown of Quahog,"
Family Guy
"And wound up working here as a news anchor."
Family Guy
"Wow. Well, don't you miss it?"
Family Guy
"Every second of every day, but I can't touch coke again."
Family Guy
"It would ruin my life."
Family Guy
"But it's over for me. That's all in the past."
Family Guy
"And I want to help you get there."
Family Guy
"Well, that's a nice offer, but l'm not quite sure how you expect to do that."
Family Guy
"Well, you've brought me so much joy over the years"
Family Guy
"as that lovable murderer of teenagers, and I want to return the favor."
Family Guy
"Well, then how about this?"
Family Guy
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