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Clips from The Simpsons - The Food Wife (S23E23)

"The Eyeballs of Death."
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"It only passed the safety panel by a three-to-two vote."
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"And that third vote didn't come cheap."
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"And I've got tickets"
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"Whoa! Cool."
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"Uh, kids, don't forget"
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"about our special plans Saturday night."
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"Oh, sorry, Dad."
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"Our blog is so popular, we got an invitation"
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"to the most exclusive restaurant in town."
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"Kent Brockman himself could only get"
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"a reservation at 5:30 or 9:30."
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"It's called El Chemistri,"
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"and they use science to make the food."
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"Behold... pine needle sorbet."
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"Pine needle... sorbet?"
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"Pine needle sorbet?"
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"And they pronounce it "sherbert,""
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"and they wish it was ice cream."
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"Sorry, Dad, this is our thing now."
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"Fine, blow off Fun Dad"
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"and go eat your walrus mustaches and deep-fried pixie wangs."
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"Don't be so jealous, Homie, just because the kids"
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"are finally having fun doing something with me."
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"Aah! Jealous? Me?"
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"That is to laugh."
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"The very idea."
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"If anything..."
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"you're the one who's jealous. Of what?"
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"Of how much fun I am to be around!"
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"It's always a party with Fun Dad!"
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"Too sad to walk."
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"Too sad and fun to walk."
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"What are you doing?"
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"When I'm sad, I make baseball bats."
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"Homie, I don't want you to feel excluded."
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"Would you like to come with us"
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"Really?"
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"You'd let me in on your thing?"
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"Even though I think it's stupid?"
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"Of course."
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"Why?"
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"When I'm happy, I make birdhouses."
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"Kids, guess what."
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"Mom invited me to your fancy dinner."
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"Cool. Awesome!"
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"I guess Fun Dad is a foodie now."
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"Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!"
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"I'm food bad boy Tony Bourdain."
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"There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat,"
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"as long as I'm paid in emeralds"
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"and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne."
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"I'm here at a Singapore street-food market"
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"with famous blogging family, the Three Mouthketeers."
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"Marge, you've got to try some of this hang hir kuay chap."
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"Ooh, triple spicy barbecued stingray"
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"stuffed with pig organs."
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"Fun Dad is a foodie now!"
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"This is my thing and always will be."
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"Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!"
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"Aah! Gordon Ramsay!"
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"You (bleep) it up, big blue, didn't you?"
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"Why did you invite Homer?"
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"He stole your bloody thunder."
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"You're not as fun as him,"
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"and you never will be."
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"Homer's fun."
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"Now, get out of my dream."
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"It's my dream."
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"Ramsay, awake."
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"What in the hell was that?"
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"Fun me. Fun me. Fun me."
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"Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea"
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"to invite your father to that dinner?"
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"Relax-- Dad will be the life of the party."
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"He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer."
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"But there weren't four Musketeers."
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"Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan."
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"D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer."
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"He only had a letter of introduction"
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"to the captain of the guards-- which he lost!"
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"about this far-out dinner."
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"Maybe I'll like it."
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"Oh, I doubt it."
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"Well, actually, I've come around on hipsters."
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"Takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat."
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"And the food will all be weird foams--"
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"cooked with chemicals or served in a test tube."
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"So it's weird."
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"Don't worry, I'll make it fun."
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"Well, here's where to meet us."
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"1501 W..."
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"East Oak Street."
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"Uh... yes."
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"Yes, East Oak Street."
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"That's where you should go."
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"See you there."
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"Don't you judge me."
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"Welcome to El Chemistri."
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"and when your table is ready, they will vibrate."
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"Ooh."
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"Here it is: 1501 East Oak."
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"No name on the door-- very trendy."
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"Is this the chemical kitchen place"
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"where you do the crazy cooking?"
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"Quiet, man."
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"The experience begins."
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"Where's Dad?"
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"Uh... I don't know."
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"and stopped off for doughnuts."
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"Before you"
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"is a deconstructed Caesar salad:"
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"romaine lettuce gel, egg yolk ice,"
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"crouton foam and anchovy air."
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"gel, ice, foam, air, foam, ice, gel, foam, air."
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"Just like Marge said-- chemicals and test tubes."
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"I guess I'll get started before my family gets here."
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"How much for a taste?"
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"You know, just to get me going."
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"Ouch. This place is fancy."
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