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Clips from Family Guy - Fifteen Minutes of Shame (S02E02)

"Meg, you know your father loves you very much."
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"- Mr Griffin? - Oh, my God."
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"Hey, Meg, it's Kevin from next door. I didn't know you worked here."
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"Hey, Kevin, come here. Come here! Say hi to Meg."
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"She's right in there, right there."
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"OK, I'd put Brad Pitt's face on Brendan Fraser's body"
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"with Ben Affleck's butt."
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"My turn, my turn."
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"and Milton Berle's legendary genitals. Ah!"
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"- Mom, what are you doing? - I love slumber parties."
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"OK, truth or dare. Who here has gone all the way? Hm?"
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"- All right, Mom! - Chris, get outta here right now!"
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"- Um... I can't. - OK, finish up and then come out."
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"Lois, have you seen my fake beard?"
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"Oh, crap! I'm stuck in the stairs."
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"Oh, God, kill me now."
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"Karen!"
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"All right, Meg, I need you to boil some water. Girls, I'm gonna need towels. Lots of 'em."
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"- OK, let's go. - Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, Meg's friends."
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"Look, I'll make it up to you. I'll get you Davy Jones for your school dance."
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"- Ow! Ah, jeez! Lois, what is that? Acid? - You guys are ruining my life!"
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"If you care about me, you won't show your faces for the rest of the night."
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"Well, then it's a good thing I have this."
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"I am not a crook."
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"Look, I mean it. All of you. Oh, God, where's Stewie?"
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"Well, Beth, what do you think? Does Mark find you attractive?"
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"- I don't know. - Well, have you asked him?"
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"Not exactly."
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"You ask me out to the box social or whatever the devil it is you children do these days."
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"Peter, don't!"
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"God, your hand is like ice! Just here. Give it to me."
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"Ooh, that'll warm it up a little."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"- Peter, wait till... - Sha... shaargh!"
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"Oh, Peter."
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"- What happened to your friends? - My family scared them away."
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"I wish there was some way I could make them understand how embarrassing they are."
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"Welcome back to "Diane!""
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"Erica, it's time for Mario's little confession."
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"Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean."
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"I'm... I'm not really a man."
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"I'm a woman."
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"Oh, my God. You're a woman?"
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"Well, actually, I'm not really a woman."
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"I'm a horse."
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"Oh, my God. You're a horse?"
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"Actually, I'm not really a horse."
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"I'm a broom."
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"OK, OK. So, how do you feel?"
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"To be honest with you, Diane, I'm surprised."
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"Man, this is a great show. They drag these idiots up on stage and then blindside 'em."
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"Like this one guy, didn't know he was actually two midgets."
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"Oh, those poor, unsuspecting people."
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"Well, maybe some of them deserved it."
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"Hello, and welcome to Diane!"
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"Today's guest is tired of being embarrassed by her family."
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"- Meg, how did you get these tickets again? - Let's bring them up right now."
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"- The Griffin family. - Suckers."
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"Uh-oh."
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"And we're back. Griffins, do you have anything to say to your daughter?"
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"- To what? - To the poison you just drank!"
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"You there, Bingo. It seems the naughty baby has made a messy-poo in his..."
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"Look, what's the big deal? I mean, we're just a regular American family."
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"We have family dinners, and we go to church..."
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"Yeah, and you even manage to humiliate me there."
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"- Whoa! Is that really the blood of Christ? - Yes."
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"Man! That guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?"
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"We have a caller on the line. Go ahead."
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"Yes. Yes. I say, do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
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"Quiet, quiet, quiet. Shut up. Shut up."
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"That's hilarious!"
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"Meg, you have two parents who love you and..."
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"What does that say under me? Oh, go yourself, Diane."
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"Peter, do you think there might be any validity to what Meg is feeling?"
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"Who are you callin' Uncle Tom?!"
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"This kind of acrimony isn't gonna resolve our differences."
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"Just shut up and throw a chair."
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"- OK. - Argh!"
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"Hm."
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"Uh-oh. Fire! Fire!"
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"City Hall is burning! Don't worry. I'll put it out."
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"Hey, great show out there."
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"If you want an autograph, you either gotta give me a pen or get me some snow."
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"I look at you and I see a series. We would like to put cameras in your house"
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"and follow the drama that is your family. Kinda like The Real World."
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"All right! Then everyone'd get to see me and my wacky antics."
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"Bleh!"
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"Mom, are we on TV right now?"
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"Yes, Chris. Your father signed a contract,"
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"How could you do this? You turned my life into the 24-hour Loser Channel."
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"Um..."
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"I... I find the toothpaste with a pump is a little easier to get on the brush."
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"Um... you might have noticed my underwear has a hole in it."
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"It's... you know... I don't see any reason to throw it out."
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"The waist is still fine, you know... You can see it's still real stretchy."
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"Mom, you have to do something!"
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"Dad's on TV parading around in his underwear like some gross European guy!"
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"Oh, now, sweetie, your father is just a free spirit."
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"And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion. Hey-oh!"
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"Hi. I'm Brian."
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"Ah, the breakfast thing."
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"Yes. It wasn't even about the eggs, really."
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"Frankly, I like the yolks. I don't... I have no problem."
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"It's just there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me,"
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"and it's not so much that I want to kill her,"
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"it's just I want her not to be alive any more."
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"I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think to myself"
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""My God! Wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual?""
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"One time my dad pooped in the neighbours' yard, then lied about it."
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"I knew it! Well, I'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up."
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"Yes! I am all about Larry over here!"
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"Um, on Sundays we generally catch the early-bird special"
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"here at the Lobster Shanty."
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"- Plus... it's a shanty. - And you get to pick your own lobster."
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"Yes. That one looks like he's got some fight in him."
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"Take off the rubber bands! I'm going in."
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"Oh, my God, it is them! I can't believe the Griffins eat here like everyday people."
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"We're, like, trying to eat here."
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"- Meg, put your bib on. - I don't wanna wear a bib."
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