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Clips from Family Guy - Fifteen Minutes of Shame (S02E02)

"Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on."
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"- She means your nipples are stickin' out. - Mom!"
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"Nipples! Nipples!"
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"That's it! I want those cameras off!"
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"Fourth wall! You're breaking the fourth wall!"
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"Meg, you're the one that got us on TV in the first place."
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"Well, now I am getting us off TV. I quit."
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"Hm. This isn't necessarily a bad thing."
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"We can't do the show without Meg."
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"Why not? Our research shows that Meg is the least popular character on the show."
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"But everyone loves the rest of you. Lois, women 25 to 49 see you as a role model."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"- What about me? - You?!"
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"Look, the bottom line is you folks are still under contract, OK?"
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"But I've come up with a solution I think will make everyone happy."
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"- Jason Gallagher. - Present."
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"Meg Griffin."
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"- Oh, sorry I'm late, Mr... - Here."
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"- Hello? - Over here."
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"- Thank you for meeting us here. Cigarette? - Peter."
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"- Sorry. We have to keep this brief. - Why are we here?"
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"- You're gonna let them recast me? - Could've been worse."
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"- Brian, put a mask on. - I have an announcement."
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""Meg Griffin's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.""
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"Who do I see about a Section Eight?"
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"I'll be at Cleveland's house. I don't wanna be a part of this family any more."
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"- Meg! - She'll be OK."
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"We gotta go. The cameramen think we're taking Chris to soccer practice."
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"We're gonna be late! Why won't you talk to me?!"
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"We could offer you the guest room,"
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"Oh. I guess not."
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"We think sometime between The Tonight Show and The Today Show."
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"You know, some people think that dandelions are weeds,"
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"but, uh, you know, I always think..."
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"who the hell decided tulips were so great?"
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"- Hi, Chris. - You know my name?"
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"Uh, I don't know if Mom and Dad told you,"
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"Ooh, my skin's getting so slippery. Hope I don't pop out of my top."
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"Ohh."
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"Hey, camera guy, check this out. "Peter Griffin and Madame.""
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"Oh, Madame, you're a lusty old girl, aren't you?"
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"You're the one with your hand up my backside."
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"Hey! Hey, come back here! She's gonna sing "Rainbow Connection"!"
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"Mr Quagmire, can I use your toothpaste?"
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"Oh, my God! Excuse me."
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"The funniest thing happened at work today."
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"- There was... - Hi."
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"- Hey! - I had the worst day."
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"I didn't make cheerleader because I'm so plain,"
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"I'm going to write in my journal about how I'll never grow big, full breasts like these."
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"where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar?"
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"At the centre of the earth!"
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"We don't get many of you molten-rock men in here."
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"Well, at these prices I'm not surprised."
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"That's it, pal, you... are... outta here!"
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"To hell with the cameras. How could we ever let them replace our little girl?"
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"I miss her, Peter."
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"Me too. She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-Iooking or successful"
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"and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, dammit, and so is Meg."
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"Let's go get her back!"
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"- What can I do for you? - I'll tell you what you can do."
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"Fire that sexy, interesting version of our daughter and make us a family again,"
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"or we walk."
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"Fire her? She's the highest-testing character on the show!"
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"Well, here's what I think of your contract."
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"I think it's awful and I don't much care for it at all, my good sir."
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"Lois, we're outta here."
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"Well, you put me in a very awkward position, Peter, but I guess I have no choice."
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"I'm home!"
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"- Who are you? - We're the Griffins."
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"No, you're not. You're Tom Arnold."
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"And you're Fran Drescher. And you're, um, that fat guy from Boogie Nights."
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"And you're... the Olsen twins?"
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"Blast! Damn you all. Victory is mine."
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"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
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"Oh, Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party."
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"Ugh! I do not sound like that."
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"This is terrible! We're the laughing stock of the town and we've lost our daughter."
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"Oh, sweetie, it's good to have you back."
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"Hey, honey, I'm sorry we missed your ball game."
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"What?"
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"Here's an ice cream. We love you, Meg."
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"I love you too."
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"Hey, look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm reading the Bible!"
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"Argh!"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Meg, honey, our home is your home for as long as you like."
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"Uh, when did he die?"
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