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Clips from South Park - Dead Celebrities (S13E13)

"- oh, yes, gerald. i've been so naughty."
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"[both moaning]"
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"oh, jeez!"
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"- what the--ike!"
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"ike, get back to bed right now!"
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"- i'm scared. there's a ghost."
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"- oh, not this again."
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"ike, we are sick of you talking about ghosts."
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"- but daddy, i saw the-- - no buts."
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"get back to your room right now and don't come out."
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"you got it?"
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"- gerald, what has gotten into him?"
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"- oh, i don't know."
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"i think maybe with all the news"
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"of famous people dying this summer,"
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"he--he's just freaked himself out."
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"[wind blowing]"
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"[thud]"
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"- hi. billy mays here for megascrub cleanser."
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"- are you tired of your kitchen counters"
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"don't just rub them, megascrub them."
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"- billy mays, no!"
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"are gone in a flash when you snipe them away."
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"aah!"
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"david carradine!"
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"[gasps]"
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"- hi. billy mays here for mighty mend-it--"
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"the fast and easy way to mend, hem, and wear it again."
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"- no!"
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"- ike! ike, what?"
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"- make billy mays go away!"
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"make billy mays go away!"
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"make him stop, kyle!"
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"ike, you can talk to me. i'm a therapist."
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"whatever has been troubling you, it's okay."
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"- no. it's-- it's a secret."
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"- ike, tell me your secret."
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"- i see dead celebrities."
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"- you mean, you see dead celebrities on tv,"
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"they talk to me."
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"- how often do you see dead celebrities?"
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"- all the time."
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"- guys, ike has gotten worse. i'm really worried about him."
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"he says he's still seeing dead celebrities."
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"he was screaming the name billy mays over and over again."
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"- billy mays? billy mays?"
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"- what?"
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"- your little brother saw the ghost of billy mays?"
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"- the guy on tv"
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"but they still show his commercials all the time?"
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"here, here. this is him."
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"- hi, billy mays here with another fantastic product."
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"if you're like other americans, you love to eat chipotle,"
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"but you hate all those terrible bloodstains"
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"in your underwear."
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"but getting all the bloodstains out of my underwear"
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"is a nightmare."
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"- well, now there's a product"
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"that can clean even bloodstains caused by chipotle"
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"right off your underwear."
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"chipotlaway."
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"just one chipotle burrito"
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"can leave up to a 1/4 cup of underwear blood,"
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"but chipotlaway makes your underwear clean"
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"and ready for more."
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"stop buying new underwear every time you eat chipotle."
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"chipotlaway gets rid of bloodstains"
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"imagine having underwear so clean"
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"you can practically eat off of it."
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"- mmm! chipotle!"
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"- now you can eat all the chipotle you want"
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"and still have underwear that sparkles and shines."
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"order right now!"
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"- that product changed my life."
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"- what? are you serious?"
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"- look, kyle, if there's even a chance"
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"that billy mays' soul is not at rest,"
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"then i want to help however i can."
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"something that made you crap blood?"
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"you guys, we have to help kyle's brother"
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"and get to the bottom of this,"
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"and i think i know just who to call."
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"- on this episode of ghost hunters,"
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"now the ghost hunter team will roll out"
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"and get to the bottom of it."
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"it's the gayest show in the fucking world."
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"- all right, tell us what we've got this week, chris."
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"- we're going to colorado to investigate celebrity paranorm--"
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"- wait, what--what was that? what was that?"
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"- i heard it too. it was like a--like a--"
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"- is there a ghost here?"
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"all right, so you say a little boy is seeing the ghost?"
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"- yeah, apparently only he is seeing them."
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"- doi--shh, shh! what is that? do you hear that?"
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"there, there. look. what is that? what is that?"
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"- i think that's just a cigarette lighter."
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"- oh, right, okay. maybe."
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"we are now inside the house"
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"where the celebrity ghosts have been spotted."
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"whoa, whoa, what-- what was that? what was that?"
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"- what was what?"
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"- did you hear that? it was like a--"
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"is there a spooky ghost here?"
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"look! what is that? what is that?"
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"- i'm pretty sure that's their television."
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"- oh, man, i am really scared."
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"whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! what is this? what is this?"
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"there's a there's a-- a wetness coming from my pants!"
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"- i see it! - what is it?!"
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"- oh, no! god, i'm so scared! i'm so scared!"
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"are you getting this? make sure the camera is getting this!"
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"- it's warm and moist--"
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"a warm, moist sensation that's moving down my left thigh."
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"a pool around the floor now."
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"are you getting this?"
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"- oh, god, the paranormal activity is now leaving a--"
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"a trail of some kind behind both of us."
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"- oh! something hot and warm"
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"is coming out the back of my pants now."
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"- oh, it smells!"
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