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Clips from South Park - Dead Celebrities (S13E13)

"* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time *"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"- [gasps]"
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"*"
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"- aah!"
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"getting those nasty stains?"
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"- mold, mildew, even those impossible wine stains"
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"farrah fawcett! farrah fawcett!"
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"aah!"
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"make him stop!"
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"- now, ike, your family is very worried about you."
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"i promise not to tell anyone else."
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"in the news?"
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"- are you seeing any dead celebrities right now?"
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"- 'sup, jew?"
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"- hah! what a dumbass."
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"- [mumbles] - i don't know."
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"last night we found him hiding in the kitchen pantry."
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"dude, you didn't tell us ike was seeing billy mays!"
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"- dude, i don't even know who that is."
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"oh! oh, for the love of christ. here."
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"and leaves underwear good as new."
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"it really works. i use it all the time."
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"- dude, why the hell would you do that?"
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"- because he was a great person, kyle."
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"- no, why the hell would you keep eating"
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"- dude, have you had chipotle? it's really good."
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"ghost hunters!"
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"it was like a "doo.""
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"- look! look, it's got you, too!"
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"definitely some paranormal activity."
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"- look, it's starting to form a--a--"
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"- are you guys fucking serious?"
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"- aah! aah!"
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"- i just don't understand it."
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"- it's gonna be all right, kyle."
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"why wouldn't you at least just try eating less of it?"
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"- but of course it matters,"
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"because you should be concerned there's blood in your underwear."
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"- oh, well, how nice for you, stan."
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"but the rest of us need chipotlaway."
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"- whoa, whoa, wait. there really are ghosts?"
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"to dr. phillips, who specializes in spooky things."
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"- purgatory? what's that?"
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"they can't quite accept what has happened to them,"
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"and so before they reach the afterlife,"
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"that's waiting to take off,"
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"they won't let you back off the plane,"
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"and you can't get up to go to the bathroom"
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"waiting and wanting to move on."
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"but for whatever reason, they are stuck"
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"and they aren't serving any drinks yet."
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"[beeping]"
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"- hi, billy mays here with another fantastic product."
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"- billy mays! it's him!"
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"- yes, yes, i am, billy mays!"
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"- no! be quiet, billy mays!"
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"- we know that."
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"- there's only one person here who's not cooperating."
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"i'm not dead."
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"- no, i just have a skin condition."
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"- ike! ike, wake up, buddy. wake up!"
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"[michael jackson] - no, no, that's ignorant."
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"oh, look, everyone. i told you i was alive."
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"[michael jackson] - whee, i'm a child."
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"- come back here!"
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"hey, hey!"
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"- dude, asshole!"
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"[michael jackson] - no, that's ignorant."
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"and they lie and spread rumors about me."
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"like, that i'm dead."
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"* chamone"
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"- come on, this is ridiculous."
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"- that's it! i have to go to the bathroom!"
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"with your seat belt fastened."
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"- setting traps for ghosts. no."
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"were you alarmed?"
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"- so then, why do you just ignore it,"
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"using something as stupid as "chipoltaway"?"
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"people do this stuff, you know?"
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"not every one can be the boy with the golden butthole."
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"to be what it wanted to be."
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"and be recognized by the living as what it always tried to be."
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"[applause]"
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"and doing her nails with her sisters."
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"- yeah, brandy. work it, girl."
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"- brandy likes ice cream and playing with her cat, sunshine."
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"- all right, michael!"
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"she loves to play and climb trees"
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"lost somewhere between planes of existence?"
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"well, now there's a product that can help you--"
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"we are not just going to just sit here anymore!"
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"- yes, but as we all know,"
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"was prettier than me."
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"and please just vote for little miss jackson?"
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"- it's more important for my little kylie."
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"- * i'm gonna bring you what i know you need *"
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"- * i'm just a little girl"
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"* hee-hee"
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"* a dainty little thing"
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"* a little white girl like me *"
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"* chamone"
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"- hey, what the f?"
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"- wait, wait. wait, look at the lady judge."
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"- how did you know--? look, it doesn't matter."
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"- i'm sorry i didn't win, mommy."
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"i'm free!"
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"what the [bleep] am i wearing?"
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"- yes, thanks to us and chipotlaway,"
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"it looks like we are all ready to move on."
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"- did you all see my crown?"
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"*"
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"* friendly faces everywhere"
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"* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor *"
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"* headin' on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind *"
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"* [muffled]"
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"* come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine *"
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"- you have been very, very naughty."
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"you're a naughty girl."
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