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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Doink (S01E01)

"- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry."
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"Uh, did you want the Schlitz back?"
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"- Enjoy. - Thank you."
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"Midge."
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"- Ah! - Nice place."
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"Uh, Vivian, Harriet, look what the cat dragged in."
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"Oh. Hi, Midge."
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"- Vivian's drunk. - I'm not a drunk."
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"Guess I could mix 'em."
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"Oh, Vivian, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Hey, we've all done this."
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"I'd never puked my favorite color before."
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"I don't even much like the taste of alcohol."
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"Oh, me either."
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"- But I like being tipsy. - Mmm."
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"Hi, girls. Uh, what happened to all the guys?"
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"They're clustered in a corner."
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"Why do they cluster like that?"
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"Because we intimidate them or because"
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"they're finally admitting they don't know anything about cars?"
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"You know, I never had a first apartment."
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"And you haven't tried to kill each other yet?"
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"Just... attack each other with eyelash curlers,"
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"what happens here? It's frightening."
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"* While they're loafing around at home? *"
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"* Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry *"
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"* That'll grab your son, your daughter *"
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"* With the arms of a jungle animal instinct, mass-steria *"
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"* Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption *"
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"* Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? *"
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"* A dime novel hidden in the corn crib? *"
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"* Is he starting to memorize jokes *"
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"* Are certain words creeping into his conversation? *"
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"* And "So's your old man"? Well, if so my friends *"
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"- * We've surely got trouble * - * We've surely got trouble *"
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"* Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones moral after *"
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"* School * - * Our children's children gonna have trouble *"
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"- * Right here in River City * - * Right here in River City *"
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"- * Trouble * - * Oh, we got trouble *"
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"* School * - * Our children's children gonna have trouble *"
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"* Oh, we've got trouble *"
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"* We're in terrible, terrible trouble *"
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"* Oh, yes, we got trouble here, we got big, big trouble *"
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"* When I have a brand-new hairdo *"
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"Although I'm sure it's way more complicated than it looks,"
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"a testament to your skill."
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"* I talk on the telephone... *"
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"Ooh, that's me."
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"Never too early to scout for Santas."
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"So much to think about."
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"Lots of informative shoptalk."
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"Oh, please. I just worked up the courage to wear red"
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"Oh, I like that."
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"Listen, I have a faculty meeting this morning,"
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"- Good morning, Jerry. - Good morning, Mrs. Maisel."
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"* Worried to death the world will burn up *"
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"* Pick a four-leaf clover *"
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"* Now, isn't that enough *"
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"The new guy in men's hosiery."
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"I'm Vivian. This your first day?"
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"- For what? - Thieves run rampant."
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"Just an egg salad sandwich, but I got really mad."
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"The boys in toys."
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"Not with this skin."
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"Doors"
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"Learn the store."
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"How did I miss that?"
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"My husband loved Agnes Moorehead."
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"How can I help you today?"
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"left of the elevators."
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"But Mrs. Fulber can take the kids."
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"I did, too."
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"Yeah. You smudged it."
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"Don't lie to me."
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"- Sounds like a sex toy. - Yeah, like it goes up"
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"Super crazy. I'm-I'm a makeup counter girl"
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"Maybe, just..."
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"But I think my favorite thing I did today..."
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"What is wrong with my mouth?"
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"The sound of it."
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"M-My interview for the job was another thing."
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"They drink."
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"They are tipplers."
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""Keep them sober.""
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"Obviously."
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"C-Can you dim that?"
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"Him you laugh at. All right."
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"Yeah, didn't think so."
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"Uh, thanks, everybody."
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"Sorry about that, everyone."
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"No, Susie, this fucking audience could hardly lift their heads"
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"- I bombed? - People were asking"
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"You bombed."
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"Yeah, well, it's not part of my process."
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"All right."
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"Then you go home."
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"I think we just wrote Samuel Beckett's next play."
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"Joel, it's for you."
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"Guess he forgot to include a card. -"
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"Yeah, but you can pull the plug."
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"Especially Imogene."
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"Are you kidding? Imogene would cancel surgery to see that show."
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"God, I can't wait to tell her."
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"* Or is it the fact that I'm ugly? *"
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"Excuse me, I'm looking for a man with a rose in his lapel."
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"* Don't want me no more *"
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"* And when I talk, they start to sing... *"
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"* Mama, look at boo boo, they... *"
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"With every bone in my body."
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"- Do you know it? - I love that show."
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"So please, talk."
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"Well, I did a slot a few nights ago"
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"talking about a new job I got, as a makeup counter girl."
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"are as funny as I am.""
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"That could be a thing."
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"Definitely the funniest of the seven sisters."
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"Saw this for you in the break room."
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"Is that a pickle?"
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"Ladies, will you excuse me just a quick moment?"
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"but I have a slot at the Gaslight tonight."
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