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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Because without peppercorns, it's not steak au poivre."
Archer (2009)
"...not ordering every single item on the room service menu."
Archer (2009)
"Two? Thought I ordered three."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks. The memory of your bare ass will bring me comfort and warmth..."
Archer (2009)
"Relax, it's North Korea."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hm. Okay, bye-bye. Bye, bye."
Archer (2009)
"...and then toss him to the gators."
Archer (2009)
"Fine. Then I'll do it."
Archer (2009)
"No, Pam, they are not banging."
Archer (2009)
"We should take some to the tigers."
Archer (2009)
"And miss these two doing it? Oh, my God, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Will you hags stop it? There's nothing going on over there."
Archer (2009)
"She's not."
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"I just slept out there a lot."
Archer (2009)
"Not criticizing, Chi. Thorough is good."
Archer (2009)
"You say that like there are cons."
Archer (2009)
"...so we know if and when the uranium shows up."
Archer (2009)
"Do you even know if that thing works?"
Archer (2009)
"And probably a few other things."
Archer (2009)
"The only way to make him as crazy as he makes you, is to..."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right? A baby could--"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Cyril, they banging yet?"
Archer (2009)
"What? No. Actually, Archer's alone."
Archer (2009)
"What? You say you want clear coat."
Archer (2009)
"It's not like it hasn't crossed your mind. And you're not getting any younger."
Archer (2009)
"Only if they're who screwed me out of my bonus."
Archer (2009)
"Which would be weird. Your bonus?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah! You should have five bars."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. So it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up but..."
Archer (2009)
"And even if you're not necessarily doing it for the right reasons..."
Archer (2009)
"- ...he is... - Hey! Hey!"
Archer (2009)
"Sucks, right? I mean, that's not even remotely fair."
Archer (2009)
"What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"...instead of whether or not you crawled out of your mother!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm coming! Phrasing, boom!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"And I couldn't care less, but Chi?"
Archer (2009)
"They-- Wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, a near-death experience is, like, the ultimate aphrodisiac."
Archer (2009)
"Penultimate."
Archer (2009)
"Your fault to begin with."
Archer (2009)
"...since I started working at ISIS..."
Archer (2009)
"...partially chewed, shot, and declared legally dead."
Archer (2009)
"Total, it's more like, holy shit, 19."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, I didn't-- Do anything to deserve it. Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"Alright)'- Think I made my decision."
Archer (2009)
"And it is final."
Archer (2009)
"You didn't borrow it, you stole it."
Archer (2009)
"Little column A, little column B. Be advised..."
Archer (2009)
"...that until I say otherwise, Mr. Sticky-Fingers..."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, does this never dry?"
Archer (2009)
"...Lana is now agent in command."
Archer (2009)
""Get in my big old vagina."
Archer (2009)
"I am out of here. Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not going home. I'm going down there to kick some Kim Jong ass."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, which is why it's surprising that you're so shitty at it."
Archer (2009)
"Suck so hard! Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, come on, we're out of here. What are you, nuts?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. There's nuts in this? Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"You're allergic to penicillin. Oh, right. And..."
Archer (2009)
"There's no penicillin in this. Good, because I'm allergic."
Archer (2009)
"Because why the hell would there be penicillin in chocolate mousse?"
Archer (2009)
"Little column A, little column B."
Archer (2009)
"I meant, I won't allow you. Allow me?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I mean, uh, please, allow me."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man. Wow, that's gotta hurt, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. I mean, I assume."
Archer (2009)
"Hi. Excuse me."
Archer (2009)
"...we take you back to glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Then do go ahead and shoot us. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"This ISIS camera, yes? Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, don't leave. It's on."
Archer (2009)
"What do you--? On as in how on?"
Archer (2009)
"On as in hot Asian group sex on."
Archer (2009)
"It's rosemary-mint."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they really hate the Japanese. You better have a plan."
Archer (2009)
"What? I just don't wanna step on your toes!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoo. Wow. Thank God you've been arrested so many times."
Archer (2009)
"Arrested? I-- Look, whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Lana's in trouble. You just gotta man up and--"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man, am I missing all the hot Asian group action?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Lana's destroying the toilet."
Archer (2009)
"It's okay, I'll skip ahead to three, which is, now what, idiot?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I left my jetpack in my other pants."
Archer (2009)
"We can signal to somebody or-- Like who, a blimp captain?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Like..."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, is that Cheryl? What the hell is she doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! I'm coming, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Bet that's the first time you ever said that."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh! No way, that is so unfair. - What, are they banging?"
Archer (2009)
"Get some!"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man, I totally missed it. Oh, my God, the toilet?"
Archer (2009)
"Although it is clogged."
Archer (2009)
"No, that was active-aggressive."
Archer (2009)
"And why the hell are you here? Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you can forget about the huge decision I made..."
Archer (2009)
"...that you know nothing about because I just unmade it."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. Oh, wouldn't you like to know?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you? No."
Archer (2009)
"Malory, you cannot be serious."
Archer (2009)
"I know. I'm sorry, it's because I use humor as a coping mechanism."
Archer (2009)
"I meant-- And so while I think it's hilarious..."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, I don't at all. Ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"Do you even know what that is? I don't at all."
Archer (2009)
"Capped off by the fact that no one thought to catch..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana was in command. Yes, was."
Archer (2009)
"Well, there goes my master plan."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Yeah. Get in there, eat them up."
Archer (2009)
"Instead of feeling me up in the lobby-- Wait till we're in the room. Got it."
Archer (2009)
"--Let's focus on the mission."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"If you don't answer, I'm gonna scream as loud as I possibly--"
Archer (2009)
"I meant, Mrs. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"What, the salmonella dripping all over my desk?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- Pam, they're on a mission. Ary position."
Archer (2009)
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