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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Second, I trust Lana completely, especially with regard to Archer."
Archer (2009)
"I'm like a calculator. Add it up. Add it up."
Archer (2009)
"What's that? Good thing you work at a spy agency..."
Archer (2009)
"You need medication, Pam. Pills, big pills, like they use at the zoo."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, whatever. But on the way we're-- Not swinging by the zoo."
Archer (2009)
"It can't be. By, like, definition. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Well, figuratively. Literally!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, he is going to pay for this. Literally."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, I don't know how long the Koreans will be out of their room."
Archer (2009)
"I'll go be thorough at my job and plant the Geiger counter..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Jesus, what? Is it the Koreans?"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't pack up. My toes aren't gonna do themselves."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, she really worked hard on it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man, they gotta bump uglies now."
Archer (2009)
"So listen... No, you listen and then shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Because I borrowed your credit card?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. You're abandoning the mission to go home and pout?"
Archer (2009)
"Elk then. Whatever. Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"Look, you two stay if you want. I'm leaving."
Archer (2009)
"And also because they're not even in there anymore'?"
Archer (2009)
"You are not jeopardizing this mission."
Archer (2009)
"Hi-yah!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay, so I guess you think this is my fault."
Archer (2009)
"You guess? Well, I'm not a mind reader, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"It's not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not glorious."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, watch Frontline once in your life."
Archer (2009)
"Not really. I thought this was the door to the hallway."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis."
Archer (2009)
"...the madman selling the uranium."
Archer (2009)
"Whoever he was."
Archer (2009)
"Always never forget that."
Archer (2009)
"Just the dinner menu."
Archer (2009)
"I'll lure him to my condo in Miami, drug his steak au poivre..."
Archer (2009)
"So you got an ETA on when you might possibly be ready to help?"
Archer (2009)
"Who are you, Van Cliburn? Knock off the tickling and work that shit."
Archer (2009)
"You shut up. I was on the verge of-- Dying?"
Archer (2009)
"What, Lana? It's none of those things."
Archer (2009)
"Thricely redundant. Give me those."
Archer (2009)
"Join the club. Unh."
Archer (2009)
"Right? Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"I told you, I have to answer to my board of directors."
Archer (2009)
"The part that calls for spy craft. Come on, we're posing as newlyweds--"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril? Cyril? Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Why not push his buttons? Hm."
Archer (2009)
"Lana's either in the bathroom or-- Oh, my God!"
Archer (2009)
"And negativity is infectious, by the way."
Archer (2009)
"Why? Why did you say that?"
Archer (2009)
"One, we've got about 30 seconds before the door is matchsticks."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril? Smoke fight! Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, heh, Lana, that was... Right? Totally passive-aggressive."
Archer (2009)
"- Ah, Archer! - Shh."
Archer (2009)
"Did you seriously climb all the way up here just to see what my bonus is?"
Archer (2009)
"Twice on the same day."
Archer (2009)
"Archer... No, I mean, obviously it hurts..."
Archer (2009)
"...I question your commitment to America."
Archer (2009)
"...that your bonuses will now be used to pay this ridiculous hotel bill..."
Archer (2009)
"Look, just give me 10, 20 minutes and--"
Archer (2009)
"...I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted..."
Archer (2009)
"...we would like the honeymoon suite. And our price range is..."
Archer (2009)
"Nice. What's nice is this hot tub."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell is this bullshit?"
Archer (2009)
"We deal with you soon enough."
Archer (2009)
"ISIS-- Unh."
Archer (2009)
"She's in command."
Archer (2009)
"...by not performing your wifely duties."
Archer (2009)
"Like the Tuntmore Towers Hotel, where Lana's shacked up with Mr. Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"In addition to saving you a gazillion times..."
Archer (2009)
"We're in a crazy parallel universe where bonuses are based on merit..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man."
Archer (2009)
"Fine. But when you take my hand off your lately almost overly ample butt--"
Archer (2009)
"No, it's not, because as love-besotted newlyweds..."
Archer (2009)
"Lame."
Archer (2009)
"You said my card was used at the Tuntmore Towers Hotel?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so I watched the whole thing."
Archer (2009)
"...of some terrifying ghost of honeymoon future."
Archer (2009)
"Lana."
Archer (2009)
"No, I sarcastically climbed all the way up here to see what your bonus is."
Archer (2009)
"What? No. We're doing surveillance."
Archer (2009)
"Ha! It is your Indians who think that."
Archer (2009)
"- Unh. - Uh, couple things."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, ha, ha. What? Uh, yeah. Hang on, you're breaking up."
Archer (2009)
"This morning? Hm?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, also a good leader is never sarcastic."
Archer (2009)
"Nailed it. Boom!"
Archer (2009)
"...I've had to get out of handcuffs? Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, wait, it's me. I know."
Archer (2009)
"- Unh! Cyril, hit the deck. - Wait. Why just--?"
Archer (2009)
"And that is for ruining my fake honeymoon."
Archer (2009)
"What the--?"
Archer (2009)
"I heard you."
Archer (2009)
"Alrighty and we are just all set. Enjoy your stay."
Archer (2009)
"- Give it to me. Unh! - I will."
Archer (2009)
"The nation-state equivalent of the short bus."
Archer (2009)
"...drive him out to the Everglades, slather him with chicken fat..."
Archer (2009)
"That's pretty specific for a hypothetical."
Archer (2009)
"She's screaming at him to get it up."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you let him push your buttons?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana? Lana! Holy shit, I think she's gone rogue."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. The phone. Give me."
Archer (2009)
"You said "shot" like three times. That's just by you."
Archer (2009)
"And now you get your bonus and mine?"
Archer (2009)
"No, yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Because your ego needs its own zip code?"
Archer (2009)
"And by deal with, obviously, he means... Shoot."
Archer (2009)
"Could you go ahead and shoot one or both of us now?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Thanks. That was actually pretty impressive."
Archer (2009)
"To lure them closer. Well, it worked."
Archer (2009)
"Ooh."
Archer (2009)
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your wrongness."
Archer (2009)
"Because you ruined the mission. Yeah, you jerk."
Archer (2009)
"Get some, you sons of bitches."
Archer (2009)
"Police scanner? Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you know, I mean, you two, all alone in the honeymoon suite."
Archer (2009)
"It wasn't-- Lana, it was by definition a farce."
Archer (2009)
"I just can't seem to find the humor in..."
Archer (2009)
"Lucky for the madman."
Archer (2009)
"...Miss Spy-On-People. What? I only watched for a second."
Archer (2009)
"There's no point spying on Lana. I trust her completely."
Archer (2009)
"Two, you're never gonna break that win--"
Archer (2009)
"Which somebody could make go away with a snap of her bony fingers!"
Archer (2009)
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