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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Telethon (S02E02)

"They're looking for people to adopt."
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"I do say the cutest stuff."
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"Oh, come on, Ron. I'm just a little puppy."
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"And it's important, because Pawnee is the fourth-fattest town in the U.S."
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"Salad sucks. There. I said it."
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"Feel better? Yep."
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"Get as many eagles as you want."
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"You're never going to believe who I got."
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"I know! So, it's really exciting."
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"As a nurse and as your friend, I highly suggest you don't try to stay up"
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"I know, I know. They're terrible."
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"My nana, she used to say the best stuff."
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""Don't put me in a home. " "Tell the truth and shame the devil.""
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"No. Everybody knows that."
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"What time is it? I'm tired already."
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"Stop it."
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"Clipboard mouth. Clipboard mouth."
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"It's Tom. He may have a Schrempf problem."
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"Indiana Pacers legend, Detlef Schrempf,"
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"When my shift is done, that board is going to read $20,000."
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"I'm tired of waiting for people to call us."
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"Then, good. They'll be home."
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"Win-win."
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"Do you ever talk to someone and you're just like,"
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"I need you to make that out,"
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"Do you know what, I think we should be heading to that telethon."
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"No. I suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting."
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"Look, I'm freaking out, okay?"
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"When re-caning an old chair,"
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"one needs to make sure that one has all the right elements in place."
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"No. Sir, if you want to make a donation, you have to... Yeah."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"When it comes to preparing taxes..."
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"The only thing that's taxing is deciding which software to buy."
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"I am completely screwed."
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"I have no Schrempf, no backup plan, no more NutriYum bars."
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"Today. Whatever it is. On camera. For diabetes."
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"Most women do."
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"Yes, but... Oh, my God!"
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"So, get your wallets out or get your handkerchiefs out."
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"I'm so sorry that I've been crazy."
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"I guess you're just going to have to marry him and figure it out."
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"So, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are all together."
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"No. No, you won't. No, you won't."
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"And, we need to keep those donations coming in."
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"and... Leslie."
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"No. What we're going to do is we're going to pull our pants down."
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"Detlef, are you sure you don't want me to drive?"
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"You just love flashing your ass, don't you?"
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"Wake up, Pawnee!"
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"Tommy Timberlake is in the house!"
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"Tell them what they won, son!"
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"And if anybody out there..."
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"Get some sleep."
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"I've just got to tell you, I'm a little tired."
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"Even though she was exhausted beyond belief."
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"Anyway, after we talked, she fell asleep on my couch."
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"Hi, there."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Puppy! A puppy is here!"
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"Can we keep him? My neighbor's dog had a litter."
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"I love him."
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"I wish he had tiny puppy shoes."
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"I would totally shine his little shoes for free."
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"Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy,"
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"but this building doesn't allow animals."
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"Andy, take him outside."
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"What, and shoot him?"
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"I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy."
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"I like your mustache. I wish I could have one. But I can't."
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"Because I'm just a little puppy."
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"Okay, take him out and shoot him."
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"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
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"What? Where?"
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"In my belly. Because the 24-hour"
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"Pawnee Cares Diabetes Telethon"
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"starts tonight. Goody."
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"Let us know how it went."
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"Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station"
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"to raise money for diabetes research."
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"It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of The Mall of America."
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"Well, this year, I get to program my own four-hour block."
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"I know. Exciting!"
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"So, I have signed you all up for multiple shifts."
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"Yes, just to answer phones and provide moral support."
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"From when to when?"
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"Tonight."
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"From 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m."
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"What?"
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"No. Leslie, please."
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"Tonight's kind of a big night."
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"You know, all my kids are away, and..."
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"Gross! No! It's Jerry's sex night. That ruins sex and tonight."
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"Why don't you put on one of these T-shirts? It will get you in the mood."
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"I stayed up all night last night making these."
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"You stayed up all night the night before an all-night telethon."
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""Diabetes. Let's Dia-beat-this.""
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"Yeah. Four hours to come up with the slogan."
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"Four hours to embroider them. Time well spent."
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"I've been doing some thinking."
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"I'm not going to ask Ann to move in with me."
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"Why? Is something wrong? No. I'm going to ask her to marry me."
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"I love her. And I want a partner. Horseback."
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"You should ask her on horseback. What?"
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"No, you should ask her in a hot air balloon."
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"No. She should be on the hot air balloon,"
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"and you should ride up on horseback."
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"Oh. Wait. She's in the balloon, you ride up on horseback,"
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"you point to the sky, up there, skywriting, "Marry me, Ann.""
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"I think I can figure out the right way to ask her."
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"How you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal."
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"I mean, they have to repeat that story for the rest of their lives."
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"So, you think I should do it, though."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Definitely. Can you get five eagles? No, get ten eagles."
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"Leslie. No, you're right. It's your life."
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"So, Tom, you're in for tonight, right?"
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"I forgot to tell you. I can't make it to the telethon tonight,"
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"because I have no interest in being there."
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"Okay. You're in charge of the VIP special telethon guest."
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