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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Pirate Solution (S03E03)

"You are a dirty girl."
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"Oh, God, how did he know?"
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"Am I interrupting?"
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"Little bit, yeah."
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"Guess I should've called."
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"Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing with Raj at the Palomino."
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"But he's working with Sheldon."
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"- Yes. We know. - Hoo."
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"Want me to leave?"
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"You know, whatever."
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"So, what are we watching?"
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"Sex and the City, yikes."
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"Hey, I happen to love this movie."
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"Fine. Let's watch it."
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"Maybe all our periods will synchronize."
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"...to look for the annihilation spectrum resulting from dark-matter collisions."
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"Ooh, dark matter. We better bring a flashlight, ha, ha."
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"Sorry. Go ahead and make your joke."
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"This is not the time for joking."
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"We're doing serious research which requires complete and utter focus."
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"- Sheldon. - What?"
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"- I need an aspirin. - Top desk drawer."
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"That was fun, ha, ha."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Tomorrow, you're gonna get a card in the mail. Just throw it away."
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"Top of the morning to you."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"...I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmer's market..."
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"...but he's still working with Sheldon."
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"So I thought I'd come over here and make scrambled eggs and salami."
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"Kill me."
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"By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard."
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"See, if you had killed me when I said "kill me".."
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"...I wouldn't have had to hear that."
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"Catch a step class?"
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"- Do something. - Yeah. Okay. Um..."
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"Howard, we need to talk."
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"Sure. What's up, homes?"
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"Please understand that it's not that we don't want you around."
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"But Penny and I occasionally need some alone time."
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"Oh."
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"I get it. I'm the third wheel. Heh."
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"Sorry, I should've seen that."
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"Uh, you're gonna wanna eat those eggs while they're still hot."
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"And there's lox and cream cheese in the fridge."
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"That's great."
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"I'm just gonna hang out with my mom. That's always fun."
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"Good."
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"Ahh. Get him. Bring him back."
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"You sure?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay. Howard, come back."
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"Oh, you guys had me scared for a minute."
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"No, no. That rate is much too low from what we'd expect from this collision."
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"Do you understand we're talking about dark matter colliding in outer space?"
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"Of course I understand. And who are you to tell me about outer space?"
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"Well, I'm the astrophysicist. "Astro" means "space.""
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""Astro" means "star.""
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"Okay, you got me there. But you're wrong about this."
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"There's a fine line between wrong and visionary."
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"God, you think that every thought that comes out of your head is pure gold."
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"Caca?"
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"First of all, Dr. Koothrappali, when I first proposed that you work with me..."
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"Aha! So I am working with you?"
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"In this context, "with me" means "for me.""
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"All right."
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"If I'm wrong, prove it."
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"Here's where we derived the mass of the dark-matter particle."
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"- You've misstated the weight. - Let me finish."
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"- You're defacing my work. - I'm not. I'm fixing it."
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"- Give me the eraser. - No."
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"Come and get it."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Dr. Koothrappali, as your superior, I forbid you from writing on my board."
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"Oh, yeah? Can you do this?"
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"Nice working with you."
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"I'm sorry. "For you.""
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"Argh!"
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"Raj?"
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"Raj?"
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"I'm busy."
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"- You've made your point. - What do you want, Sheldon?"
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"I looked over the board, and it turns out you were right."
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"- You were wrong? - I didn't say that."
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"- That's the only logical inference. - I didn't say it."
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"Anyway, I would like you to come back and work for me."
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"For you or with you?"
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"- I have conditions. - I reject them all."
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"I'll take the job."
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"See you Monday."
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"- I walked. - So walk home."
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"I can't. There's a big dog outside."
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"We can start thinking about methods of optimizing the detector..."
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"What do you mean he's getting deported?"
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"My visa is only good as long as I'm employed at the university."
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"Buzzinga."
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"- Thank you. - All right?"
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"Hello?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"- ...for 500 GeV particles. - All right."
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