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Clips from 30 Rock - I Heart Connecticut (S05E05)

"I have to burn all my goodwill."
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"Tracy Jordan is off the leash!"
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"Godspeed, Mr. Jordan."
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"I'm the hero cop and I'm here to say"
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"don't do drugs is what I'm here to say!"
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"I can't believe that amazing rap"
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"is available now on iTunes!"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"No one's gonna pay to see that."
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"It doesn't matter. It's already profitable."
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"It works, Lemon."
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"To vote for Phil Rosenthal, text Phil to 62288."
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"Vote? For what? Isn't this supposed to be a movie?"
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"and we get 99 cents a text."
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"Well I'm not letting Rosenthal win."
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"I am voting for the Muppet."
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"To vote for Liz Lemon, text Liz to 62288."
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"What about Grizz and Dotcom?"
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"that one of them works."
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"But you made one mistake:"
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"Anyone?"
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"Really? Which one?"
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"Well, then I hate you!"
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"Take your time."
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"you just defeated Muammar Qaddafi in arm wrestling."
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"Oh, God! Who are you?"
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"from Connecticut,"
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"Yeah?"
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"At least not since we moved in 2 weeks ago."
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"For the love of God, come back or we'll die!"
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"are currently starring in a feature film"
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"Then she dropped out, and it was rewritten as a buddy comedy"
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"where they tried to turn it into a variety show"
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"They won't give us a tax break unless the movie promotes tourism."
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"I'll get a computer from one of the ugly people."
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"'Cause if your wife's on there, I already taken care of her."
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"- What? - Arm wrestling."
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"We had him, Jack, and we lost him."
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"Did you know that Connecticut"
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"Yeah I am. Last night I had sex with Paula,"
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"I hope you get sleep at night."
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"Because we're deep inside one of Connecticut's"
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"And cut!"
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"They sponsor wholesome TV programming,"
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"Is that your deltoid?"
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"You know what your wife told me in the shower this morning?"
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"We got to keep Tracy on the line."
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"I don't know! You got in my head!"
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"I practice abstinence!"
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"The last great sitcom, still does a 3-4 share in syndication."
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"...and he has offered to pay us $5 million to be in the movie."
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"You are a guest here, Phil."
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"You rock. No one's gonna know that you did this."
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"All that matters is I'm doing the right thing."
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"'TGS' is your whole life."
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"Uhp, I hear it. That's on me."
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"Did you also spill ice cream on your mom's boyfriend's record player?"
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"You're like a new man, Pete."
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"About an investigative reporter who can't smell"
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"She's got a clarinet!"
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"Wait a minute, was that stuff here when you moved in?"
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"I'm sorry I did this to you, Half of Klemon."
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"in the entertainment industry?"
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"and I've convinced them to get into the movie business."
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"Like the time I got stuck in Temple Grandin's hugging machine"
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"Then they won't expect anything from me."
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"but I want to help."
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"Tracy could be anywhere."
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"You underestimated me, Congressman, because I can't smell."
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"Of course. Elegant."
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"Well, of course he can, Mr. Big Shot Pet Photographer!"
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"That's you!"
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"where Slaughterface centipedes Jenna"
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"Me, my ass double,"
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"Meet me in my dressing room."
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"Oh, you got that delivery-receipt exam coming up, huh?"
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"Then, you need to make people to stop respecting you"
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"Let's move on to the scene"
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"It's kind of an artsy character study about a young woman"
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"No! Shut it down! This is terrible."
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"I challenge you to the wrestling of arms!"
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"to the docent of the Danbury Railway Museum."
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"Should "Vaginatorium" be capitalized?"
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"We're waiting for Tracy to Skype with Liz and Jeremy the lizard."
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"Hold on! I just spoke to Wal-Mart."
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"Ha! I beat you! We're getting lunch from IKEA!"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I get it, I get it."
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"As you may have heard,"
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"'TGS' is going to get cancelled, and then what?"
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"but everyone fell asleep during the table read,"
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"SplatterFlix,"
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"We're not done yet."
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"But I don't want to."
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"Don't be. I know where he is."
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"Again, it doesn't matter."
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"We have ways of making people talk."
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"So from now on,"
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"I lost my hair at a very early age"
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"Exactly. In fact, the producers of this movie"
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"Yeah! Eat your weakness!"
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"I'll be in the back trying to think of other ways to help you."
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"Cut!"
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"No, no one living here."
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"Mr. Jordan was here!"
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"and we still have nothing to show for it."
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"and watch a show about wedding-cake disasters."
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"I never thought I'd feel sorry for a guy"
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"Thanks for doing this."
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"And you can go back to your old life and "TGS.""
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