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Clips from Friends - The One with the Butt (S01E01)

"How about that accent?"
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"Yeah. All of your W's were V's."
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"She said yes!"
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"I like that better."
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"The usher gave me this."
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"- What is it? - The Estelle Leonard T alent Agency."
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"Based on this play?"
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"She was obviously very moved!"
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"You should call her fairly quickly."
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"Yeah! As soon as possible!"
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"Just a moment, let me see if she's in."
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"Hello."
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"...you weren't expecting someone so fantastically beautiful."
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"Love lump. T ake a load off already, darling. Sit already."
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"I can't tell you how excited I am to be here."
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"Why not?"
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"Joey..."
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"...sweetheart, let me ask you a question."
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"Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle?"
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"- Wow! Do you represent those actors? - No."
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"But you know the end, where they're happy?"
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"You mean you wanna sign me?"
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"No, I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out."
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"Of course I wanna sign you!"
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"- Ride them, cowboy. - I'm sorry!"
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"Focus? There's nothing to focus on."
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"- It's the Statue of Liberty! - Right!"
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"Hey, kids!"
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"Come here. Do you see anything here?"
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"- It looks like a boat. - A boat."
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"It was unbelievable!"
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"She was in the Israeli army."
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"None of the bullets hit the engine, so we made it to the border."
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"But just barely, and I...."
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"I've been talking about myself all night long. I'm sorry."
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"All right, once..."
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"...I got on the subway."
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"And it was at night..."
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"Just for the hell of it."
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"More or less."
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"I'm sorry, so "we" is...?"
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""We" is me and Rick."
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"So, how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me..."
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"Don't worry."
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"He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan."
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"Ethan? There's an Ethan?"
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"Ethan is my boyfriend."
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"What kind of relationship do you imagine us having..."
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"...if you have a husband and a boyfriend?"
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"I suppose, mainly sexual."
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"What, not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday."
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"Didn't you listen? It's twisted!"
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"How could you get involved with her?"
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"I had trouble with it at first. But I get the good stuff."
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"All the fun, all the talking, all the sex..."
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"You'd go out with someone going out with someone else?"
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"- I couldn't. - Good for you."
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"It was hard. His kids liked me better than him."
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"Nothing."
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"I didn't have anything on that topic."
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"You know, monogamy can be a tricky concept."
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"We're kidding. T ell us."
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"- We wanna know. - Come on!"
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"Are we greeting each other this way now? I like it."
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"I did the windows. I did the floors."
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"I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one. What's it for?"
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"Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask."
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"- It's very clean. - Really, it looks great!"
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"I see you moved the green ottoman."
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"How did that happen?"
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"I don't know. It looked better there."
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"And it's an extra seat around the table."
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"Yeah, it's interesting."
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"But you know what? Just for fun..."
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"...Iet's see what it looked like in the old spot."
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"Just to compare."
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"Let's see."
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"Be glad you didn't fan the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes out."
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"- You guys, I am not that bad! - Yeah, you are."
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"That is so unfair!"
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"When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy."
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"Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized."
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"All right, you madcap gal!"
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"- Why not? - Because you're a kook!"
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"You wait until they send a notice."
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"I could do that."
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"Okay, then you let me go grocery shopping"
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"- No problem. - I'm not done yet."
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"One might wonder."
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"Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood...."
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"Stop it!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It's true. Who am I?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"That was my agent."
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"My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie!"
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"- That's great! - What's the part?"
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"Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy's why I became an actor!"
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"Seriously, what's the part?"
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""Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!""
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"Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part?"
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"All right? He goes into the shower, and then..."
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"...I'm his butt."
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"Come on, you guys."
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"It's terrific. You deserve this."
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"Fine. Make jokes, I don't care."
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"So, will you invite us to the big opening?"
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"- I need some moisturizer. - For what?"
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"T oday's the big day!"
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"You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair."
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"God. Go in the bathroom. Use whatever you want."
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"I warned you."
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"Who is being loud?"
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"You got the whole night?"
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"Well, I only have 20 minutes until Ethan, so...."
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"Do I sense resentment?"
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"No. No resentment. Believe me..."
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"...it's worth it, okay?"
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"In a relationship, you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life."
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"Every single second is like that with Aurora."
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