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Clips from Family Guy - The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz (S04E04)

"We now return to The Adventures of Aquaman."
Family Guy
"Yeah, okay, I'll try."
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"- You want me to wipe your ass, too? - Oh, that's a helpful tone."
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"- Peter, calm down. He's just your father. - Yeah, but I love him."
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"Francis, why the hell is this always an issue with you?"
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"I love you, Grandpa. Your toenails are the same color as my school bus."
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"will keep him out of hell?"
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"I am sick of him always trying to force his religious views on us."
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"Every kitchen needs a crucifix."
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"Oh, yes. Nothing says, "Eat up," like a bleeding, half-naked Jew"
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"Lois was wondering if maybe you could, I don't know, ease up on the whole,"
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"All right, look, Dad, I don't want you to hate me, all right?"
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"If we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge"
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"over their knee."
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"Tainted? Holy water? How did that happen?"
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"Stewie, you don't look so good."
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"My God, you mean like John Travolta in that movie?"
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"Peter, you had Stewie baptized behind my back?"
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"This is no worse than when I rented out your uterus"
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"- I do? - Of course. You're a grown man."
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"- You can pick any religion you want. - Really?"
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"Maybe I should pick my own religion. The question is, which one?"
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"I'll tell you what you can pick. A tune out on that piano."
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"- I'm gonna be a Mormon. - A Mormon? Are you sure?"
Family Guy
"Come on. Nailing a different wife every night? That's a no-brainer."
Family Guy
"Oh, Lois, this is Kimmy, the checkout girl from the Korean market."
Family Guy
"Hey, gay-bo, I'm up here. Up here."
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"Okay, well,"
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"- Look out! - What are you doing?"
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"Oh? I thought that dot on your head was from a sniper rifle."
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"all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy"
Family Guy
"Let me out of here! I can't watch another second!"
Family Guy
"Peter, could you please pass the potatoes?"
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"Now, back to Happy Days. - Ah, that Fonzie is magic."
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"Eh."
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"All right. Come here."
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"Oh, Todd, I feel like we'll never have a baby of our own!"
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"Come on, close your eyes. Picture a happy, healthy baby boy at play."
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"- What? - Just do this for me!"
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"I haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity."
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"You want to find religion, all you got to do is look in your heart."
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"There is only one person and it's time for him to be properly worshipped."
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"All right, Dad. Two days ago, this was an old barn."
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"- So, you're really going through with this? - Absolutely."
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"You know this place only cost me $100?"
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"People are gonna think you're crazy."
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"but that's what happens when you challenge someone's faith."
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"Hey, everyone. I found him. Over here."
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"I thought you said we were going to church."
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"Now sit on it."
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"Wow, I can't believe people are actually buying this."
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"You see, deep down, I think we all secretly yearn to be Italian and stupid."
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""though I suffereth from temporary blindness."
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"because all is right when you welcome Fonzie into your life."
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"There's just one problem, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh, great. You here to convert people to the Church of Mike Seaver?"
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"And here I was, thinking I was making a difference."
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"Rodman lost? You sure you're not thinking of MC Hammer?"
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"like Stuff, or is it..."
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"Oh, yeah, no, 'cause it's not about the money."
Family Guy
"It's about pissing off Daddy."
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"Well, I should probably get out of these robes."
Family Guy
"I guess the Church of the Fonz was just a bad idea."
Family Guy
"And if you manage to inspire even one person to embrace those values"
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"- Yeah? - Hey, can you grab me another beer?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Anything else? Maybe, you know, TV Guide,"
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"you know, another pillow for your feet or something?"
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"No. Actually, you know what? Get me, like, a Dewar's and soda, and,"
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"you know, try to keep the saltwater out of it, if you could."
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"- Try to keep the saltwater... - Yeah."
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"We're surrounded by saltwater, you know. It's kind of difficult."
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"I know. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, try."
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"I'm just saying, you're kind of abusing your powers a little bit, don't you think?"
Family Guy
"Actually, this is all time that could be spent getting me my beverage."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
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"We got to get ready for your grandpa's 80th birthday dinner."
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"His folksy racism, his I-don't-care-where-I-am flatulence."
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"And the way it always seems like he's chewing,"
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"even when there's no food in there."
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"Lois, you haven't changed a bit, you lying bitch."
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"Francis, why don't you come into the dining room, huh?"
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"The table's all set for your birthday dinner."
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"you know, you being a Protestant and all."
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"He said it's okay if you sit at the kid's table."
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"Peter, I cooked the damn dinner."
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"You know, I knew you were going to react like this, and that's why"
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"I brought Bill Lumbergh to explain it to you."
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"Yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and not complain about this."
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"that'd be great."
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"I'm just saying, '70s boobs were different. I don't know."
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"You know, it wouldn't kill you to contribute to the conversation."
Family Guy
"Dad, tell us about World War I and how America defeated Kaiser Permanente."
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"Lois, when are you going to get that baby baptized?"
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"Oh, God, not this again."
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"Because I love this family and I don't want my grandson to burn in hell."
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"You really think that splashing magic water on Stewie"
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"Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's very Christian."
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"- "Believe what I say or I'll hurt you. " - Now you're getting it."
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"Hey, hang on, Lois. I'm watching a movie."
Family Guy
"And now back to Jaws V, Fire Island."
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"Hey, I'm gonna eat you all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg."
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"I'm gonna eat that one, too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts."
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"I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with."
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"Oh, now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today."
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"It's okay, though. I've been swimming a lot lately."
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"Yummy."
Family Guy
"Peter, your father won't let up about Stewie getting baptized."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll talk to him, Lois, but, you know,"
Family Guy
"when my father wants something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant."
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"You can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen."
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"- Dad, what are you doing? - There's no cross in here."
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"nailed to a piece of wood."
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"Listen, Dad, I gotta talk to you."
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"you know, Jesus-ay Christ-ay, if you catch my drift."
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"You're a lapsed Catholic, Peter."
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"Your wife's a Protestant whore and your baby isn't even baptized."
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"So I'll make a deal with you."
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"and be aware that there's crap in the corners of your mouth."
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"I'll think about it. Now let's go."
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