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Clips from Family Guy - Sibling Rivalry (S04E04)

"Uh, hey."
Family Guy
"I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man."
Family Guy
"You mean diorama?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, I got your pregnancy test."
Family Guy
"What the hell you need this for?"
Family Guy
"What? My God, are you sure it's yours?"
Family Guy
"I didn't think the fat man still had that kind of marksmanship."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I hope you're not pregnant."
Family Guy
"We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie,"
Family Guy
"Peter, those aren't your kids."
Family Guy
"God, I can't believe we weren't more careful."
Family Guy
"Oh. Okay, then I'm a black guy."
Family Guy
"Peter, we can't risk these things anymore."
Family Guy
"Why should I get my tubes tied?"
Family Guy
"First of all, I don't know what that is,"
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"and, second of all, no freaking way."
Family Guy
"except, it's actually a lot quicker and safer."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm starting to get the picture, but how's it done?"
Family Guy
"they are no longer funny to me."
Family Guy
"That's right. You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got?"
Family Guy
"A bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,"
Family Guy
"No! No! Bad squirrel."
Family Guy
"Those are my nuts. My nuts!"
Family Guy
"But those are my nuts!"
Family Guy
"If I can get some guys you want to play Red Rover?"
Family Guy
"No! Jungle gym mine!"
Family Guy
"Hey, where'd you get the Pete Rose haircut?"
Family Guy
"- Hi. - Well, hello there."
Family Guy
"It might be stuck to a tree or a rock."
Family Guy
"Oh, I am so grounded."
Family Guy
"Just come out whenever you're done."
Family Guy
"Hi. My partner and I want to have a baby."
Family Guy
"Certainly. Let me just go to the freezer."
Family Guy
"And just so you know, everything in there"
Family Guy
"and had to refill them with my own sperm."
Family Guy
"Zero chance."
Family Guy
"It's a boy!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I just don't feel like it, Lois,"
Family Guy
"You, go get me an ice cream."
Family Guy
"You, clear the slide."
Family Guy
"You're my boyfriend."
Family Guy
"Good God! Running an empire is harder than finding diversity"
Family Guy
"Ah, found him."
Family Guy
"No kidding. He looks weird."
Family Guy
"What the deuce is all the commotion?"
Family Guy
"All right. Out of my way. Move aside."
Family Guy
"What the hell is so bloody fascinating?"
Family Guy
"Well, well, well."
Family Guy
"How the deuce did you get out of Peter's testicles?"
Family Guy
"but this is my playground."
Family Guy
"I rule this territory."
Family Guy
"Huh, I guess it takes Juan to know Juan."
Family Guy
"Hey, boys. You having a midnight snack?"
Family Guy
"- Hmm. - Mmm-hmm."
Family Guy
"But now it's just... I mean, look at her."
Family Guy
"You know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows"
Family Guy
"I mean, you wouldn't have sex with her, would you?"
Family Guy
"I don't care what she looks like."
Family Guy
"Well, you are a trouper."
Family Guy
"Sorry. Fat wife coming through."
Family Guy
"Peter, stop it."
Family Guy
"Not as embarrassed as I was"
Family Guy
"Come on. I just did it, like, five times."
Family Guy
"- What? - Nothing."
Family Guy
"Behold the armada."
Family Guy
"the cow with the bow tie to fire weapons,"
Family Guy
"Now, battle stations, everyone!"
Family Guy
"- In the past 20 years? - Yes."
Family Guy
"Whoa, easy. Easy, girl. Easy, easy, easy."
Family Guy
"But I propose an invasion."
Family Guy
"We've got to fight him over there by the swing set"
Family Guy
"Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Whew! It's a good thing, too, because"
Family Guy
"Yay, Stewie!"
Family Guy
"What is this? Makeup?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, there you are."
Family Guy
"No... My God, you've put on weight."
Family Guy
"Look, there's my face."
Family Guy
"A couple of more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better."
Family Guy
"So what happened with that kid on the playground?"
Family Guy
"I ran into this drifter hanging out"
Family Guy
"for cups in that windowless supply shed."
Family Guy
"of Morgan Freeman in The Narrator."
Family Guy
"And I figured you either get busy talking"
Family Guy
"Like a Twinkie."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Do me a favor."
Family Guy
"Peter, are we having sex?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yup."
Family Guy
"There were so many boobs, I didn't know whose boobs I was grabbing,"
Family Guy
"I know. It was amazing."
Family Guy
"Much better than that night you pretended your penis was Danny Aiello."
Family Guy
"Oh, that is so interesting, Danny Aiello."
Family Guy
"Stewie, you're alive."
Family Guy
"than the other vowels hate "Y.""
Family Guy
"- which I can tell are... - Okay, okay. Yeah, all right."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm sorry. F, what's up?"
Family Guy
"Hey, no problem, Stewie."
Family Guy
"He admitted defeat and ran off."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I love you so much."
Family Guy
"but either way, it feels so good."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, you're on my arm. It hurts."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Oh, me, too, sweetie. Me, too."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! You're serious?"
Family Guy
"- I... All right, almost done. Almost done. - Peter!"
Family Guy
"to get to your heart, Mrs. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Although, I got to admit,"
Family Guy
"You hear that, Meg?"
Family Guy
"I cut myself. Is that better?"
Family Guy
"Uh..."
Family Guy
"It's exactly what it looks like."
Family Guy
"Chris, I know when you're lying to me."
Family Guy
"Just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping."
Family Guy
"What was that?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what the hell?"
Family Guy
"No, Mom. I got it all done."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"Hey, Mr. President!"
Family Guy
"Joanie, Greg, Marcia, Bobby, Jan,"
Family Guy
"Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley..."
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