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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ron and Diane (S05E05)

"half "Congratulations,""
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"because I just received some news."
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"You, Ron Swanson, have been nominated for an award"
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"Oh, my God, I love events!"
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"I can't wait to go tonight."
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"Things are going very well with us."
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"Even better. I am very excited to meet Diane."
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"You're not taking "no" for an answer, are you?"
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"Oh, I forgot to sing you"
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"my merry Congratu-Christmas carol."
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"How about the new sushi place in Eagleton?"
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"I'm allergic to sushi."
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"Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf."
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"♪ Jerry Dinner ♪ Jerry Dinner"
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"At the end of the year, we take all the cash"
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"and treat ourselves to a fancy dinner."
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"This year, we have..."
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"518."
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"This time, the giant spider got caught in my web."
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"Progress."
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"since I got back from D.C."
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"You have Leslie and I have my therapist,"
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"I don't even know what his middle name is."
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"I never dreamed that I would see him in the flesh."
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"Ooh, if you ladies will excuse me,"
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"there is a jack plane that needs my attention."
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"dreams, fears, and regrets?"
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"My favorite Jerry moment is when"
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"You know what? Ann was right."
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"Hey, if we're going that way,"
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"'Cause I forgot to put on deodorant."
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"I'm not sure I stand a chance."
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"Oh, my God! Jerry's having a Christmas party!"
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"What'd we ever do to him?"
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"And Ann. I didn't even know she knew Jerry."
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"No, but it will add exactly 440 calories."
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"But you know what? I'm fine."
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"You only live once."
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"but things with fat in them"
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"Ron, guess why my thumbs are up."
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"Because I'm giving you my 100% approval about Diane."
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"I'm sorry, but, you know, it's not the Super Bowl, guys."
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"I don't need your approval."
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"This could end up being"
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"who is also my ex-wife."
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"Twice ex-wife. We were married twice."
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"Everything is done. They are totally done."
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"Everything's fine, we're just gonna chat."
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"Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books?"
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"Besides, I like to keep tabs on Ron."
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"So you can ruin his life?"
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"who makes me question my stance on using the "B" word."
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"You guys!"
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"We need to crash this party."
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"Well, well, well."
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"I need a place to deliver this baby, Ann."
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"thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family."
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"- Get off me. - Wait."
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"Ow. It's because of your man strength,"
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"Let us in, Ann."
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"I drove here to take him to Jerry Dinner."
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"Okay."
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"- What? Donna! - Merry critches, bitches!"
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"Santa!"
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"Welcome to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association Awards."
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"Remember that, Ron?"
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"I have someone I'd like you to meet."
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"Gayle, I hope you're not"
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"in any way uncomfortable that I'm here,"
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"Will you look at that?"
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"You don't feel like your body is in decay"
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"Yeah. Relax, gloomy goose."
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"Sadly, one of our three beautiful angels,"
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"are going to help Gayle and me play a little tune."
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"- ♪ here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen ♪"
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"Who's Jerry Filter?"
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"A-a-and..."
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"Uh, thank you... for this..."
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"Hey, you're looking at a picture of Millie."
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"- Millie! - Hi, mom!"
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"Hi."
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"Let's take a moment now to remember"
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"I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time."
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"I'm happily engaged."
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"I don't think of you romantically."
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"I know when your birthday is."
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"Protect your eyes, she's a gouger."
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"Whitewater rafting."
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"Well, I won't keep you guys."
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"Oh, little tip, there is fat in the eggnog."
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"even when my fears are engaged to a man"
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"with the chiseled jawline of a young me."
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"Thank me? For what?"
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"Well, hello again."
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"Because it's so cold out here,"
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"it reminds me of my wife's lasagna."
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"Hey, guys! I thought you weren't coming."
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"I--you know, never got your RSVP."
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"since you almost farted yourself to death."
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"we put a dollar in a box."
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"Wow. I'm the luckiest man on earth."
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"Okay, well, come on in! It's a party."
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"Uh-- Oh, jeez."
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"I got 'em!"
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"- No! - Ah!"
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"You'll never catch me!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You're too late!"
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"there isn't room in your life for another woman."
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"but I would sooner visit Europe"
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"But not France, right?"
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"but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz."
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"I'm going to kill you."
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"and she seems more than up to the task."
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"I mean, I'd do anything for Ron--"
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"even spend a whole night fighting his crazy ex-wife."
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"But I think I'm safe. She's gotta be tired by now."
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"Officer, did you see any sign of a passenger?"
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"Merry Congratu-Christmas!"
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"- What? - Half "Merry Christmas,""
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