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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Got Woods (S04E04)

"Man, I hope that's James Woods."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Peter, I'm off to my book club."
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"Lois, we're talking about Rhode Island's own James Woods here."
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"A piece of candy!"
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"too"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Don't worry, Brian. He's being examined by top men."
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"Yeah, we really hit it off. She's great."
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"Turns out he wasn't very good at catching stuff with his mouth."
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"Oh, I love kids. I just love them."
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"Peter? You're still not friends with that idiot after what he did?"
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"To be there for"
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"His sweater was neatly folded on the grave..."
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"Don't be so sure, Brian. I've slept with chicks all over the world."
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"Marco."
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"A little hint:"
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"All done, Peter."
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"and the severed hook was hanging from the door handle..."
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"Great, leave when I'm in the middle of a sentence."
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"Oh, it's just Reagan. Just leave him alone. He'll tire himself out."
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"- I tried to tell you. - This is my spot now, Brian."
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"That's funny to me."
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Tomato soup, grilled cheese, and a weak cup of tea..."
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"is the best lunch in my book."
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"- He's right. - I enjoy things I remember."
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"Don't forget you have to go to the PTA meeting."
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"Not anymore. I crashed hours ago."
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"Hey, Brian, how about you go to that meeting for me, huh?"
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"Yeah. I don't think so."
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"Oh, come on, buddy. You owe me."
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"You remember what I did for you last week?"
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"Sighing softly to the river"
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"Comes the loving breeze"
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"All right. I'll go."
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"Who knows, I could have kids in their 20s."
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"Wow, that's a lovely color."
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"Your dress is... The color of your dress is..."
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"- I like... You're very pretty. - Oh, thank you."
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"Oh! Like Rosa Parks."
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"Or, you know, or someone white named Parks."
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"Nothing cuter than a nervous white dog."
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"gosh, if I'm not being too forward, it's lovely to meet you, Miss Parks."
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"Oh, please. Call me Shauna."
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"Sorry, Peter. I can't make it tonight. I have a date."
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"You were supposed to drive tonight. What am I supposed to do?"
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"Oh, you've got a date! What's his name?"
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"Do you see that? Do you see what I did?"
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"I made it seem as though you were a homosexual."
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"Meg's teacher?"
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"Marco."
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"Marco."
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"Marco."
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"Marco."
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"Marco."
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"Marco."
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"I don't know. I mean, I think I want to have kids someday."
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"I can't get enough of those little buggers, let me tell you."
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"and just, you know, buy a farm somewhere..."
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"and let them all run free, you know."
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"Just let them do little macaroni-art pictures of their dead parents."
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"So what's it like to work at a high school?"
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"Working at James Woods High is great."
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"You know, I've always wondered why they named if after James Woods, you know?"
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"I mean, there's got to be somebody more deserving."
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"Sidney Poitier, Reggie Jackson, Martin Luther King..."
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"Brian, that's a great idea."
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"We should get them to rename the school after Dr. King."
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"You like Dr. King? Because I love Dr. King. I love... M.L. K!"
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"He's... I mean, I love all black people, you know."
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"I mean, if I could take all the black people in the world..."
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"and just, you know, just buy a farm somewhere and let them all..."
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"Brian, relax. I'm having a great time. You don't have to try so hard."
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"I mean, if I was offered a slave, I'd say no."
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"Let me guess. Some flowery, 300-page, menopausal masturbatory aid."
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"I loved it."
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"So you feel really smart when you read it."
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"Oh, yes. Just as I thought: France, art..."
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"Well, this is a bigger surprise than that time Peter vanished into thin air."
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"- Hey, Stewie. Peekaboo! - Yes, I see you, fat man."
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"Where's Daddy?"
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"I can hear you, but I can't see..."
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"Well, he must really be gone!"
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"I thought you'd disappeared, otherwise I wouldn't have picked my..."
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"Hey, there you are, Brian. We're all set for tonight, right?"
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"Oh, tonight's no good, Peter. I have another date with Shauna."
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"Oh, come on. Again?"
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"then I guess I'll have to find a new best pal."
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"Boy, Barney, it's sure been great hanging out with you."
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"I've enjoyed it, too, Peter."
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"Hey, you almost done in the john? 'Cause we're late for darts."
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"You think you have a crap job."
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"Hey, what's that? What's that? Is that a dog?"
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"Is that another dog on the TV, huh?"
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"You see that? Go get it. Go get it."
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"What's that? Who's that? Who's that?"
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"Somebody at the door? Huh?"
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"Somebody at the door? What are you gonna do about it?"
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"What are you..."
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"I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!"
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"Wow, Stewie, you're up early."
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"Hang on, Lois. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on."
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"This is wonderful. Look at this, Peter."
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"Oh, God, Lois. That is just morbidly obese."
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"No, no, Peter. Right here."
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"I mentioned to Shauna that they ought to change the name of James Woods High..."
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"The school board is voting on it tomorrow."
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"Congratulations, Brian."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait."
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"You and your girlfriend are taking the name James Woods off the high school?"
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"No, that's Martin Landau."
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"- Oh. The guy who played Sheneneh? - That's Martin Lawrence."
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"- The drink that's best served on the rocks? - Martini & Rossi."
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"- The guy from Platoon? - Charlie Sheen."
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"No, no, the other guy from Platoon."
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"- It's... - Come on."
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"Willem Dafoe."
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"No, it's Tom Berenger. We were looking for Tom Berenger."
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"Well, thanks for playing. I'm sorry it didn't work out for you."
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