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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Got Woods (S04E04)

"Oh, that's okay. I had a lot of fun. I'm a big fan of the show."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute!"
Family Guy
"He was a driving force behind the civil rights movement."
Family Guy
"He's a hero in these parts, huh? Use your head."
Family Guy
"Peter, you're acting like an idiot."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? I don't like the way you've been acting lately."
Family Guy
"I think it has a lot to do with that woman..."
Family Guy
"Why don't you just mind your own damn business, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Will you guys stop fighting, please?"
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"Not again."
Family Guy
"Oh, amen."
Family Guy
"to put their e-mail address on the list in the back there..."
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"so we can send you our quarterly newsletter."
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"It's chock-full of goings-on around the school. It's got a word jumble."
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"Now, unless there is any objection, I move that the board pass this measure."
Family Guy
"I've got an objection, and so does this man."
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God. - I don't believe it."
Family Guy
"He brought James Woods here? What the hell is he doing?"
Family Guy
"That's why he got fired from that airline."
Family Guy
"- Coffee for you, Capt. Griffin? - Thank you, stewardess."
Family Guy
"On an airplane?"
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"- The flight deck? - No."
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"Oh, God! I told you I'd get her to say it."
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"Let me just say, I'm all in favor of renaming the school after Dr. King."
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"- What? - Wow!"
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"A big star and yet so humble."
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"James Woods High School it remains."
Family Guy
"- What? - You can't be serious."
Family Guy
"Yes! This is more exciting than that time I got to ride the washing machine."
Family Guy
"Well, it's not often we get to meet celebrities."
Family Guy
"Yeah, except when I was Christina Aguilera's manager."
Family Guy
"You're doing this thing, which is just, you know... What the hell is that?"
Family Guy
"And you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky..."
Family Guy
"and frankly, you smell bad."
Family Guy
"You're pretty much offensive to all five senses."
Family Guy
"That's only four."
Family Guy
"Well, actually, you know when you smell something and it gets stuck in there..."
Family Guy
"and you can sort of taste it?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Well, I'm tasting you right now and it tastes awful."
Family Guy
"Truly disgusting, like salty garbage."
Family Guy
"Hello, Mr. Woods. Peter tells me you're in films."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you went to that much effort just to sabotage me."
Family Guy
"You're a jerk, you know that?"
Family Guy
"Listen, at least I wasn't trying to change the name of the school..."
Family Guy
"to impress my girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Now that is not true."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Then why did you pick Martin Luther King?"
Family Guy
"Why not Ronald Reagan?"
Family Guy
"He was always fun, especially in his later years."
Family Guy
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
Family Guy
"What's that?"
Family Guy
"Hey, I don't care, man. Girls are stupid anyway."
Family Guy
"Well, fine. Then maybe I'll go see her right now."
Family Guy
"Fine! I'll just hang out with James Woods."
Family Guy
"Oh, man, I thought maybe you could stick around..."
Family Guy
"and, you know, maybe you and me could be pals."
Family Guy
"You mean just hang around like regular people."
Family Guy
"Regular people, sure, yeah."
Family Guy
"That does sound appealing."
Family Guy
"You know what? I'm gonna check back into my hotel."
Family Guy
"Oh, screw that. You'll stay with me right here."
Family Guy
"Wicked cool."
Family Guy
"so we went back to the car..."
Family Guy
"because the calls were coming from inside the house."
Family Guy
"That's a scary story, Peter."
Family Guy
"It's almost as scary as... boo!"
Family Guy
"Boy, James Woods, you're the best friend a guy could ever have."
Family Guy
"Muddle through for"
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"Someone to share joy Or desPair with"
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"It's true"
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"We two"
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"- Shauna? - Brian, over here."
Family Guy
"I know I'm late, I apologize."
Family Guy
"Well, I mean, that may be a little harsh."
Family Guy
"I'm not going to avoid Peter like the drunk chick at a party."
Family Guy
"I just smoked the wrong side of a cigarette!"
Family Guy
"Who wants to go swimming?"
Family Guy
"This song is about me!"
Family Guy
"And as far as I'm concerned, it's either him or me."
Family Guy
"Shauna, come on, why you want to play a brother like that?"
Family Guy
"- What the hell is this? - Creamed corn."
Family Guy
"I brought it from home, because I don't like the creamed corn they have here."
Family Guy
"It's too crunchy."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm sorry, I was a jerk. Let's be friends again. Okay."
Family Guy
"- Peter, can I talk to you for a second? - What is it, Brian?"
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"Listen, I'm sorry for everything that's happened between us..."
Family Guy
"and I figure, I don't know, I thought maybe we could be friends again, huh?"
Family Guy
"What do you say? I kind of miss sleeping at the foot of your bed."
Family Guy
"Look, Lois. Lois, look, look, look. He's dreaming he's running."
Family Guy
"Motivation. What is my motivation?"
Family Guy
"Just throw it back to me."
Family Guy
"You know what? This is boring. I got a better idea."
Family Guy
"James, do we really have to watch Videodrome?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I think you're really going to appreciate..."
Family Guy
"all the subtle nuances in my performance."
Family Guy
"See? For example, see how even though this other guy is talking..."
Family Guy
"your eye is drawn to me."
Family Guy
"- Is there going to be any nudity? - Yes, I get naked."
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"but ever since he met James Woods, it's like I don't even exist."
Family Guy
"Do you really care about a man who used to try and pick up girls..."
Family Guy
"at the Miss USA Pageant?"
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"Hey, how's it going? I'm Peter. You want to go out sometime?"
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"Maybe you got a Saturday night free..."
Family Guy
"Fine. You know what? You got mosquito-bite boobs anyway."
Family Guy
"I don't care. I don't care. I don't need you."
Family Guy
"I got a coupon for Sizzler with your name on it."
Family Guy
"Maybe the two of us could..."
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"You know what? I don't care. You're a bitch."
Family Guy
"Brian, I know you're upset now, but if there's anything I've learned in this life..."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Where's my money? Don't you walk out on me!"
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
Family Guy
"So where's your good buddy, James Woods?"
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"- Where's your girlfriend? - Same problem."
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"James, what are you doing here?"
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"- What's going on? - Hello, Peter."
Family Guy
"Brian and I were just at The Clam."
Family Guy
"And where would I fit in with the fun time?"
Family Guy
"Where does James Woods fit into the fun, you?"
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