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Clips from American Dad! - She Swill Survive (S09E09)

"Morning? You better be talking"
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"about former Charlotte Hornet Alonzo Mourning,"
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"because it's 4:00 in the afternoon."
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"You, make your own eggs."
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"You, stay beautiful."
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"I don't know how to make eggs."
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"you barely form complete sentences."
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"What are you talking me at?"
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"Oh, don't be so overdramatic."
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"but we're both gonna go, and when we do,"
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"this girl right here is not qualified to be anything"
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"other than a stripper or a crack whore"
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"or a-a..."
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"Oh, I was sure there was a third."
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"Uh, stripper, crack whore, grocery bagger?"
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"No, no, that's a noble profession."
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"The prove it. Effective immediately,"
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"you are gonna start paying rent around here, young lady."
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"You've got survival skills; figure it out."
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"Go be something other than a stripper or a crack whore"
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"or a-a... or a..."
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"Oh, God, that is so annoying."
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"Somebody's got to pay for all this neon,"
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"and it's not gonna be me."
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"All my money goes to experimental VD treatments."
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"people are gonna share a lot of things with you,"
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"He's gonna offer you a tip."
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"You don't want that tip."
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"This is the greatest German movie of all time."
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"If you don't count the Hindenburg footage."
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"It's a reference to Das Kleines Madchen und Der Zwergenhafter."
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"The Little Girl and the Little Person?"
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"What?"
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"You don't know the famous German fairy tale"
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"without knowing this story."
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"with hair as golden as sauerkraut."
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"toiling in the fields."
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"Why am I the little girl?"
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"Suddenly, the little person saw an eagle"
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"You don't know the story of the schnauzer"
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"who stole the eagle's worm?"
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"because you can't get the other story"
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"without knowing this story."
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"Once upon a time..."
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"Will you go up there and see if she's okay?"
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"Spy on Hayley? Sure."
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"It's been years since I've gone undercover."
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"Let me refresh myself on my special skills."
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"Oye, dis'll be as easy"
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"as rolling a spliff in Kingston Town, mon."
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"I can't let Hayley work here."
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"Agents don't have any style anymore."
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"what I wouldn't do for that man."
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"I know you're a guy with a lot of secrets,"
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"If I can't share with you, who can I?"
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"I might even tell you my favorite animal."
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"I'll give you a hint."
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"What? It's a decorative kerchief."
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"Who cares?"
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"Is Hayley gonna be okay working up there?"
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"Great bar, classy bar."
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"Free drinks for everyone who saw him threaten me."
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"Great bar."
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"All right, pocket square,"
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"time to work your magic."
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"This is Selena Gomez."
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"Smith,"
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"this meeting doesn't concern you."
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"If we need..."
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"I didn't mean to use a harsh tone there."
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"We're not to be disturbed."
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"Unless you see something funny on YouTube."
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"Smith, I had no idea you rock it in the pocket."
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"Feast your eyes."
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"You like pocket squares, too?"
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"I was at Buzz Aldrin's bachelor party."
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"Oh, you're not in the Inner Circle,"
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"but keep up the good work."
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"Some frat boys put sunglasses on a bulldog,"
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"and he's walking around to "Bad to the Bone.""
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"They're pulling him in a wagon now!"
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"Hey, button-nose, time to get up."
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"Got to get ready for work."
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"Not feeling so good."
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"So, listen, I couldn't help but notice"
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"that Bullock was in the bar last night."
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"Any fun stories or anything?"
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"Oh, no, no, of course."
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"Now get up."
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"But I'm-I'm just so hungover."
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"and he always insists that I drink with him."
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"Come on now, that's where you're working."
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"Now, let's not have any silly talk"
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"of you quitting that job."
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"before they become Realtors."
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"At long last, Herr Frederick,"
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"what gift have you brought for me?"
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"is the gift of Liebenspiel."
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"The end."
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"but what exactly is Liebenspiel?"
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"What?!"
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"You don't know the meaning of Liebenspiel?"
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"Stop asking questions!"
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"We've been listening to these stupid stories forever."
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"I can't take another day off school."
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"I just thought I'd bring you some flowers"
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"to show how proud I am of you."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"Hayley, are you drunk?"
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"Hey, I'm just doing what you told me to do."
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"I'm doing my job."
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"Well, maybe your mother's right."
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"Hayley, did I ever tell you"
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"about the time I murdered the entire Bolshoi ballet?"
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"Stan Smith."
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"That means you're out, Quackenbush."
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"Well, we got the chair right."
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"There's just the small matter of the ceiling."
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"I knew this was a mistake."
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"Hayley, get up!"
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