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Clips from American Dad! - She Swill Survive (S09E09)

"When did I eat vomit?"
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"Hayley, you have a problem!"
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"Oh, you want to go, bitch?"
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"Lucky she's drunk."
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"When you're drunk, your body goes limp"
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"Nice... Nice..."
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"My bumper car's not working."
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"Lucky you were drunk."
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"When you're drunk, your body goes limp"
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"Really?"
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"Hello?"
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"I'm in the Inner Circle,"
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"Hayley's out of the house."
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"There's no downside."
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"Wait-- whose car did she crash?"
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"Roger's. Great, bye."
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"Rehab, eh?"
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"Hey, we'd like to rent Das Boot."
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"without having to listen to all your Germanic folktales."
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"Yes, you two always try to take the easy way out."
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"Just like the story of Die Krankenschwester und Der Augenblick."
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"Stoner video clerk,"
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"you don't know the story of"
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"are you Nemo?"
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"People are looking for you, bro."
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"This is her."
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"She has classified intel."
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"I have no idea how she obtained it,"
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"but as part of her treatment,"
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"she'll no doubt be forced to open up"
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"to a bunch of loose-lipped drunks."
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"Therefore, she must be eliminated."
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"Still not used to you being in the Inner Circle."
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"Of course we won't be killing your daughter."
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"But seriously, could you leave the room?"
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"Uh... sure."
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"The killing of Hayley Smith is very much on."
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"I'll tell you what else is still on..."
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"our afternoon pants trading."
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"Gentlemen?"
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"Can I get your underpants, too?"
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"Mine are... kinda gross."
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"I'm afraid it's patients only beyond this point."
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"Oh, what am I talking about?"
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"Listen to how I'm slurring my words."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"but when I do, I drink to excess."
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"Oh, my God! I just remembered why I'm here!"
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"Oh, good. Then perhaps you could share it with the rest of us."
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"I run this group."
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"to continue to have them."
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"So... Stan, why are you here?"
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"and they're sending people to have her killed!"
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"What?! That's right!"
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"We have to get you out of here!"
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"Stan, look at me. Why are you here?"
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"I just told you!"
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"just so I could get ahead at work."
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"And I didn't even prepare her for life."
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"Dad, that's not true."
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"You're a great father."
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"See, people?"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Tell me, friend, how did breaking down that wall make you feel?"
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"I might still see my kids!"
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"They call Ron "Dad"."
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"Run, you idiot!"
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"This way!"
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"We have nowhere to go!"
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"Yes, we do. We're gonna drink this,"
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"and then we're gonna jump off the roof,"
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"but we're gonna be fine, because our bodies'll go limp."
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"This is a terrible idea."
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"Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!"
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"Ooh, grab-grab that cab."
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"has ever happened in this cab?"
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"So-so how many hours did...? Sir?"
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"How many, how long ago when you...?"
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"No. The damn fool was driving sober!"
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"When-when's Chinese New Year?"
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"Mmm, do you smell that?"
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"Oh, my God, this must be the Dumpster"
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"for a pancake house."
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"Mmm. How good are these?"
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"So... good."
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"Oh, my God, I had..."
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"My friend went to Vegas once,"
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"and he said that he has found,"
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"he found a place with, that has, like, the best pancakes."
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"Leave it! We don't have time!"
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"You know what's crazy?"
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"This already happened for people in Europe."
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"We're trapped!"
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"See, this is why you should never eat lobsters."
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"'Cause-'cause they get, they get caught in a trap."
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"I'm sorry it had to come to this, Smith."
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"All right, Hayley, where do you want it?"
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"In the face. Yeah!"
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"But before you do this, you might be interested"
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"to know that I wrote down all those dirty little secrets"
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"that you told me at the bar:"
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"So?"
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"And to the Internet."
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"As for you, old Smith,"
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"you're out of the Inner Circle."
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"Please forget the Wi-Fi password."
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"It means you can take care of yourself!"
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"I told you!"
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"You ready to go home?"
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"You bet."
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"Hi, I'm Nicholas Vanderbilt,"
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"the actor who plays Stan Smith."
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"And I'm Kate Fagan, aka Hayley."
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"You know, we've had some fun tonight"
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"suggesting drunken people are less likely"
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"to be injured in falls and crashes."
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"or jump off a building, do it sober."
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"Hang in there."
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"And so much more meaningful"
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"with all the cultural references."
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