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Clips from Family Guy - One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (S03E03)

""On which we used to rely?"
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"That's cool."
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"OK, it's gonna be cold. Very cold."
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"The number one cause of injury during a hurricane is broken glass."
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"Aw, come on, Lois. Just one more song."
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"Diane, I'm here in..."
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"- Thank you, Tricia. Stay tuned for further... - Aaargh!"
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"- Aaargh! Aaargh! For the love of God... - Oh, my God! Daddy!"
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"Aaagh!"
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"- This is horrible. - You think this is horrible?"
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"Thank you, God."
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"They turned The Drunken Clam into a British pub?"
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"He scores by dashing between the creases,"
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"is that "fag" means "cigarette"."
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"- I think we should go. - Yes. This is a dark and evil place."
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"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are."
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"but you and your friends can find somewhere else to act like idiots."
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"- All right. This place isn't bad. - Yeah. Good music, real sports on the tube."
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"Oh!"
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"- Yup. - Mm-hm."
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"Hope the loo is working."
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"- Is that some kind of crack? - Crack? You sayin' I got a fat ass?"
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"You teach her. If you're up to it."
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"- Why don't you shut up for about a week? - And if I win?"
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"I never saw it that way before... Wait a minute. How the hell did they do that?"
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"We're not gonna let this stop us. I've never been defeated. Except once."
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"- No kiddin'? - Yeah."
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"It's in this simulated-leather edition of Time-Life's Killers of Quahog."
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"Once again, here is how it should sound. "How do you do?" Here's how you sound."
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"Now try it again."
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""In the wife, in the wife"
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"Hello. So nice to see you."
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"Loretta?"
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"I know. I'm surprised I'm alive too."
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"Don't give me that smug look. Fine! You have extra-sensitive hearing: Hear this."
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"My God, is that what I've been doin' to people? I belong here."
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"But, um..."
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"Dear Stewie, I want you to know that I blame my father's death"
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"and my incarceration in this hellhole entirely on your awful mother."
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"- Load weapons. - Boom chaka-laka-laka boom chaka-laka."
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"Yeah, back off. We kicked your ass in World War II and we can do it again."
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"No, no, no. Not "loif". Life! Life!"
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"" The life of the wife is ended by the knife"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"- Here you go, boys. - Thanks, Horace."
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"So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places."
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"- Here you go, boys. - Thanks, Horace."
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"So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places."
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"That's fly."
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"- Here you go, boys. - Thanks, Horace."
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"So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places."
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"You are livin' la vida loca."
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"- I better head home. - What do you mean, "home"? You live here."
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"Here's to The Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."
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"Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh"."
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"Are you sure? I-I think I did. All right, well, just to be safe... Oh!"
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"We interrupt this programme for a bulletin on the approach of Hurricane Norman."
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"Here with an update is Greg the Weather Mime."
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"And there's gonna be wind."
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"And people's parents will throw faecal matter down on them from the rooftops. How awful!"
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"Oh. No. I'm sorry. That's rain."
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"Yes. It'll rain."
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"So stay away from the windows. And, Peter, put those away."
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"Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep the hurricane's gonna sneak up and give me a vasectomy."
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"Chris, nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep. Sometimes good things can happen."
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"Oh, Jenny... Jenny..."
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"Oh, yeah. Jenny, don't stop."
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"Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions."
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"And what a sweet ass."
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"- This way, everyone. - Bless you for helping us, Father."
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"It's God's wish, my dear."
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"All right."
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"Hurricane Norman is about to pound Quahog. We go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa"
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"to see how locals are dealing with the imminent disaster. Tricia?"
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"- What a mess. - Look at that!"
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"Wow."
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"Aaargh! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"Gotcha! See, kids? Disasters have their lighter sides too. You just have to be creative."
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"Yeah, like my dead-rat marionette theatre."
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""I'm so stressed. Life sure is a human race. ""
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"That's brilliant."
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"Oh, my. Look at all the damage."
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"Thank God the Open Air Debris Garden is still intact."
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"Peter, look. The Clam."
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"Try losin' a testicle in a knife fight with your mother."
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"- What about your bar? - It's not mine any more."
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"I sold the place. Let someone else worry about hurricanes."
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"- Who'd buy a wrecked bar? - The bar's not wrecked."
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"Don't mention it."
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"Wait. Something's different."
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"Evening, gents. How about a nice warm lager?"
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"- Help yourself to a packet of crisps. - Or a ruddy nice plum pudding."
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"Holy crap! It's a gay bar!"
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"Well, at least they still got sports on TV."
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"The new bowler has a cover point, long-on, square leg, extra cover and two short legs."
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"What the hell is he talkin' about?"
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"It's cricket. Marvellous game, really."
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"You see, the bowler hurls the ball towards the batsman, who tries to play away to fine leg."
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"provided the wicketkeeper hasn't whipped his bails off."
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"- Anybody get that? - The only British idiom I know"
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"- Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up. - Guys, there's no girlie magazines in the can!"
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"All they got is this David Copperfield."
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"Wait. Any pictures of his girlfriend?"
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"I say, Carruthers, you know what's very, very funny?"
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"A man dressed in women's clothing."
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"- Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh. - Yes."
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"Lois, The Drunken Clam's been taken over by lousy limey tea-suckin' British bastards!"
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"- Peter! - Hello. Nigel Pinchley here."
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"I was introducing myself to your wife, who I must say is a gorgeous bit of crumpet."
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"- Holy crap. You're one of them! - Peter."
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"Nigel and his daughter are our new neighbours."
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"I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard who's purchased your bar."
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"- Bit of an awkward moment, really. - Awkward moment?"
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"I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex, I called Lois "Frank"."
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