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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Save Jj's (S07E07)

"They may have taken that land,"
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"No, nothing is ever wrong here."
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"That's why we are gonna fight hard to save your diner."
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"Now you said your new landlord"
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"didn't give you a chance to counter."
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"Who is it?"
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"It was a company with a weird-sounding name."
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"Was it Putin?"
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"Voldermort Putin?"
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"Of Russia?"
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"I'd love to take that bastard down."
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"Owner Dennis Feinstein."
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"The cologne guy?"
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"Oh, it figures. That guy is the worst."
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"Okay."
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"We are gonna take him down with an old-fashioned public rally."
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"April, I need you to get the word out,"
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"young people are using these days."
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"Oh, yeah, tiny rolled-up scrolls"
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"delivered by trained foxes."
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"I think this is a job for Jonathan Karate."
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"Ron? What do you say?"
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"to try to save JJ's Diner?"
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"I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over"
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"Here here."
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"We'll keep practicing."
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"All right, everybody, listen up."
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"We're here today"
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"because JJ's Diner has been a part of Pawnee for 41 years."
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"And this man right here built that diner from the ground up"
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"with his own two hands."
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"That's not true."
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"It's called constructing a narrative, JJ."
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"So, now, let's hear from a man"
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"who knows the value of things staying the same."
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"Ron Swanson."
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"I do not like rallies."
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"And based on what I see from this vantage point,"
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"I do not like most of you."
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"What I do like is breakfast food."
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"JJ's has very good breakfast food,"
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"so it should remain open."
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"Please do not approach me on the street"
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"after this event and attempt to talk to me."
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"Our similarities begin and end with this single issue."
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"Ron Swanson."
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"Yes, we are here to see Dennis Feinstein."
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"Jonathan Karate."
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"like bullying, peer pressure,"
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"Jonathan Karate,"
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"He makes people do the right thing."
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"Oh, baby, that feels amazing."
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"I have to meet Rick and TC at the King Kamehameha Club."
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"Higgins is missing."
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"Dennis Feinstein."
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"My name is Jonathan Karate."
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"We need to talk."
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"I gotta go pull the plug on my dad in ten minutes."
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"I heard you were buying JJ's Diner and kicking everybody out."
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"That's true."
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"Real estate prices in this turd town are through the roof."
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"I'm gonna turn that place into an elbow art salon"
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"and make a killing."
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"What do we want?"
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"Breakfast!"
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"Then come with me."
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"Okay."
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"but my cologne's have been known to stunt human growth, so..."
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"Ninjas, scatter."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, off to our right you can see the house"
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"that belongs to Bruce Willis and Christina Aguilera."
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"And to our left is Usher's Los Angeles residence."
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"So for the basic elbow bedazzling, it's 140."
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"I would like three big-ass diamonds"
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"That would fall under our supreme collection."
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"Uh... treat yo' self."
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"I'm gonna go ahead and treat myself."
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"You want it? It's 275."
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"We can't bulldoze our entire history."
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"We need to preserve the things that make Pawnee great."
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"Hang on."
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"Now, Leslie, I think everybody's gonna want to hear"
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"what I have to say."
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"Thank you."
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"People of Pawnee,"
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"I just came down here to tell you"
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"how much I appreciate your passion."
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"You've been heard, loud and clear."
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"Yeah!"
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"I just have one more thing to say, Pawnee."
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"Psych!"
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"Do you think I care about how much you love this stupid diner?"
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"I bought it for a song,"
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"and I'm gonna sell it for a mint,"
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"and you can all just sit there,"
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"Oh, yeah. Give me your boos."
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"I should also let you know"
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""The Hounds" as in FDA-rejected cologne"
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"I've been working on"
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"that makes everything smell like wet dog."
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"I gotta go kill my dad. Let's go."
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"This is a lost cause, just like my stupid park."
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"What if we steal the keys to Feinstein's building,"
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"We'd definitely get on a prank show."
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"but it's not gonna help us keep JJ's where it is."
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"Does it have to stay where it is?"
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"There's like, a ton of buildings near where Andy and I live,"
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"because they're empty and disgusting."
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"Ooh, water makes it worse."
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"Water makes it worse."
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"This is the hottest restaurant in L.A."
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"This is Charlize Theron's yellowtail."
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"And Peter Bogdanovich's saltwater eel."
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"Mmm, Bogdano-delish."
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"Man, you got it bad."
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"I know you're checking your phone every five minutes"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hey, you're not supposed to get me anything."
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"This is your special day."
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"in Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch."
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