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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Save Jj's (S07E07)

"My advice to you is,"
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"if you want to be Lucy,"
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"Be a man and ask her out."
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"She works for me."
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"She uprooted her whole life to move to Pawnee for this job."
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"I don't want to make it weird."
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"And what if she says no?"
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"What if I'm the only one that caught feelings?"
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"You won't know until you ask."
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"Basically, Tommy, when it comes to matters of the heart, I say:"
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"I almost forgot."
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"I did get you them shoes from Hitch 2!"
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"Look behind you, but don't be obvious."
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"Welcome to Beachview Terrace,"
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"the sad, unsalvageable, broken-down armpit of Pawnee."
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"Yeah, we tried to clean up this neighborhood so many times."
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"Nothing's worked."
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"We sent a street cleaner through here a few months ago."
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"Raccoons ate the wheels right off it."
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"Councilman Dexhart represents this district,"
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"and ten years ago when he was elected,"
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"Beachview Terrace."
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"Hi, sorry I'm late."
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"and no one's ever asked to see it."
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"I thought this was a prank call."
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"This place has everything."
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"Vermin, bullet holes, a hornets nest."
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"but even if I put in the time and the money"
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"it's not gonna change the fact that"
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"no respectable people live in this part of town anymore."
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"Everything would have to magically change."
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"and clean and have businesses and people who dine out."
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"No, then we'd have to move again."
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"Are you thinking..."
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"How would we..."
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"But if we pull it off,"
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"and we can save Pawnee forever. Who's in?"
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"Where'd you come from?"
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"The floor hole."
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"Hey, how was your trip?"
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"Bedazzled that elbow."
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"Uneventful."
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"the idea of going to Donna's wedding."
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"I don't think you should go to Donna's wedding"
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"to supervise catering. Oh."
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"Which is why I signed these documents"
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"He'll be your boss now. Not me."
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"We're losing the cranberry salad, effective immediately."
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"and I want you working here forever,"
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"and if you don't have feelings for me,"
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"In fact, forget it."
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"You've been hoaxed."
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"You've been Tommy'ed."
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"I was gonna say that"
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"I wouldn't want to go with you as friends."
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"I want to go with you as your date."
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"Cool."
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"Craig, never mind."
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"We can rip these papers up."
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"Well, I wish my reign had lasted longer,"
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"and the people I fired."
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"Oh, God. I better get back there."
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"of the Gryzzl campus."
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"to build our new campus in the Southern Indiana Foothills."
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"And you'll be spending another 100 million, at least,"
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"to construct the building, roads, plumbing, electrical."
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"Whereas here at Beachview Terrace,"
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"you can take over five entire square blocks"
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"Here's a complete proposal"
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"for Gryzzl's new regional corporate headquarters."
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"My company inspected all the buildings."
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"but the guts are solid."
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"We've laid out construction costs,"
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"retail space options."
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"Plus, the best part, all the buildings come pre-graffitied."
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"Okay, but we spent hella skrilla on this trill forest,"
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"so, what are we supposed to do with that?"
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"Here's a far-out idea"
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"that just came to the top of my branium:"
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"why don't you donate that land to the National Parks Service?"
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"That would be pretty dope."
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"that could help you with that mad stank construction cost--"
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"and then keep the land or sell it?"
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"You could, but donating it will give you some good PR,"
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"I mean, look, we are glad that you picked Pawnee,"
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"you need to make a covenant with the city."
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"Show people that you're invested in this town."
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"Start by cleaning up one part of Pawnee"
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"and preserving the other."
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"Okay, well, I gotta talk to my board,"
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"and our senior advisory team."
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"And--and truthfully,"
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"they're all shrooming super hard at Coachella right now."
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"Uh, I'll catch you guys later."
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"I've got a meeting as well."
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"See you back at the house."
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"Andy has a meeting?"
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"Upload it to my GryzzlGlass."
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"Left eye."
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"Who...did...this?"
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"Go!"
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"Wait, where's-- hey, guys, where's Gavin?"
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"Gav--wait, stop."
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"Come on, dude, why do we even have a buddy system?"
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"You're Gavin. You're Caleb."
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"If you're Caleb, where's Hunter?"
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"Hunter? Hunter?"
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"Okay, who was Hunter's buddy?"
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"You have 30 seconds to get out of this facility."
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"I don't know, Ron."
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"I mean, it's been a week."
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"It might not work."
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"It'll work."
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"What if we did all that research"
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"and handed Gryzzl a fully-formed plan"
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"and their board still says no?"
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"But I do really think they will go for it."
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"A wise woman once told me that whenever you and I team up,"
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"good things happen."
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"Also, they called three hours ago,"
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