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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Save Jj's (S07E07)

"And you could get some baller tax breaks"
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"but if you're gonna set up shop here,"
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"as well as our chief legal counsel,"
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"We gotta go. I'm sorry, we got a meeting."
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"And like that,"
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"they were gone."
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"There were supposed to be six ninjas."
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"Where's Gavin? Gavin?"
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"Who was Gavin's buddy? Caleb?"
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"Oh, Dennis, what a mess."
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"to revitalize an entire neighborhood"
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"Then you'll be secure in the knowledge"
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"that you gave it your best shot."
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"What makes you so confident?"
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"they approved the plan,"
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"and asked me to begin drawings for the renovation."
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"- We did it! - Yep."
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"In front of you are six different wedding cakes"
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"from the top restaurants in Pawnee."
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"Sample each one, and rank your two top favorites"
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"Oh, boy. They're all so good."
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"I can't pick just two."
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"I like the vanilla one with the lemon cream."
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"Maybe it's because he's my fiance, and I love him,"
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"but I kind of like the grocery store one, too."
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"There's actually one more cake you haven't tried yet."
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"than when LeBron went back to Miami."
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"Oh, my God. DJ Bluntz?"
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"What is happening right now?"
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"I think you know what's happening."
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"But--but for real, though. What--what's happening?"
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"Treat yo' self."
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"♪ Treat yo' self 2017 ♪"
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"Oh, it's for real. Okay."
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"And it's the biggest one yet."
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"I-I still don't know what's happening."
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"So what's happening?"
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"Treat yo' self."
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"Not an answer to my question."
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"Oh, my God, read the cake."
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"Still unclear. Terry, w-what's happening?"
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"♪ It's the best day of the year ♪"
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"about Gryzzl's data-mining program."
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"In your opinion, have you done anything wrong?"
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"to invade people's privacy, Trodd."
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"between our customers and their loved ones,"
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"Gryzzl's currently trying to buy"
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"an enormous parcel of land"
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"to build a permanent headquarters in Pawnee."
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"How will you win back our trust?"
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"We're going to be throwing a free concert"
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"with U2 and Beyonce."
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"Tickets are already on your phones."
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"And that, I swear,"
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"And for the first time in this land battle,"
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"they are vulnerable, and we are gonna capitalize"
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"on it with something big and exciting."
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"I've got something big and exciting."
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"All we need is a blimp and a decoy blimp."
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"but will assume is not the last time,"
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"our strategy does not involve blimps."
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"We already have an idea. April?"
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"and then donate the rest to National Parks."
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"It's not ideal,"
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"but they may go for it because of how bad they screwed up."
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"Yes."
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"But I know Gryzzl is dead-set on owning the entire parcel."
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"I'm not sure this plan will work."
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"Because when you and I team up, great things happen."
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"but we are back, baby."
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"And just like Joey Fatone and Lance Bass,"
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"we are totally in sync."
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"Come on."
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"Just give me a..."
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"Stop patting my head."
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"Huh."
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"Last week, the Newport Trust told Gryzzl,"
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"that we would not do business with a company"
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"that invades our privacy."
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"Then, Gryzzl upped their offer to $125 million,"
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"and I swear to God, y'all, I nearly fainted."
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"and selling to Gryzzl for $125 million."
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"What?"
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"because it makes me very horny."
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"- $125 million! - Come on, Knope."
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"♪ Treat yo' self ♪ Hey, boss."
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"Before you go, can you sign some checks?"
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"Do mine first. In case something happens to you"
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"I want to make sure I get paid."
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"Always smart."
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"Well, breakups are famously super fun"
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"Yeah, you should come with me."
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"As like a...plus-one type thing."
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"Maybe it's just even, you know, boss, employee type thing."
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"You know what? That's what you should do."
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"You should come to the wedding and--and--and do paperwork."
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"Stop, you're making this sound almost too fun."
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"Whatever. Just text me when you decide."
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"I literally couldn't care less, so..."
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"Yeah."
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"Um, can we talk about that disastrous interaction"
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"Nope. All we're talking about"
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"is treating yo' self."
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"Today is about one thing:"
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"Things."
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"Things, Donna."
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"This is not the way to the mall."
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"valued at $100 million"
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"Is that too much to ask?"
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"No."
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"Everything is changing."
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"This town is going to be unrecognizable in ten years."
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"However many waffles it takes to keep you in business."
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"I mean, the standard of living is up."
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"But I think the town is losing some of its charm."
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"And there's too much kale now."
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"Even though I'm a firm believer in the free market,"
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"But the guy who bought the property"
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"You can't win 'em all."
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"No."
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