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Clips from The Office (2005) - China (S07E07)

"Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands,"
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"and you'll be sitting there like an idiot."
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"Allow me to write you an apology letter."
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"E..."
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"Oh..."
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"I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them."
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"To save on electricity, I have installed a timer"
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"Michael, how was the dentist?"
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"China."
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"Oh, no. Yeah."
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"Right here. It is right there."
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""China is on the move.""
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"I found that in the waiting room at the dentist's office."
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"That was the saying."
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"Hey, Andy."
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"You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text."
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"Ask yourself, "Is this something Darryl needs to know?""
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"The answer's almost always "no.""
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"There was a time when the only people who texted you"
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"were people you wanted to text you. Girls."
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"to the whims of the new building owner."
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"Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Tell her I'm busy."
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"Hey, Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police"
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"Dwight."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What?"
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"Everybody, stop working."
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"I want you all to imagine a world"
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"in which America is not the number one superpower,"
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"and where every man, woman and child"
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"You never told us to close them."
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"Welcome to your future."
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"How do we stop it? With a big idea."
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"Thank God."
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"Where are you getting this information?"
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"I got it from newyorktimes.com."
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"Guys, it's not worth it. Really."
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"The U.S. has nine."
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"Well, on the plus side, all this worrying about China"
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"has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael."
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"So, I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office."
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"Michael, do something about this."
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"Waste of time. Not really,"
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"Let me see."
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"And if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving."
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"They're not of Cece. Oh, cool."
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"so it always smells like steak."
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"Good."
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"We got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office."
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"Can you move aside so that I can ask Michael?"
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"You are making some very dangerous assumptions, Oscar."
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"to add facts or correct grammar."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm putting together kind of a wish list."
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"What's gonna happen is"
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"I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?"
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"Yes."
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"I'll just learn about China"
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"and science and geography and math and literary."
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"I understand it. I can't speak it."
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"Pam, I am not an unreasonable man."
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"You'll probably just take it out on your kid."
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"We move, the other tenants follow,"
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"When was China founded?"
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"Life line."
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"Damn it, Michael."
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"You are moments away from the smack down of your life."
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""This guy doesn't just wanna win,"
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"No way."
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"Man, look at that."
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"There's no building."
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"Building's underground."
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"Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam."
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"Pam?"
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"What? I'm Pam."
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"Oh, that's funny."
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"I've been known to bend the truth."
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"Right now. Leave it. I mean it. Get the hell out of here."
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"Yeah."
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"Let me see."
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"I'll just look at the one-sheet myself."
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"Actually, I don't know what I did with the one-sheet."
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"ÜDWIGHT LAUGHING SARCASTICALLYä"
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"Oh, you're a funny guy, Pam."
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""Wow, I can't believe this is real, but it is.""
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"I can't wait. Mmm-hmm."
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"What does that mean?"
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"This office administrator thing, I don't want to..."
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"What?"
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"Fail. I don't want to fail. Again."
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"That's what you said about art school,"
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"And you didn't fail those things either."
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"Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is"
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"that can sink a U.S. naval carrier 900 miles off the coast?"
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"We have missiles, too."
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"But what do I know?"
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"I mean, that's just according to the Pentagon."
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"and they will control us."
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"There are certain standards that you have to maintain the building at,"
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"Wait."
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"Two men. One white. One Latino."
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"What's your point?"
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"nobody can stop the U.S.A."
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"I am talking about freedom, about choice."
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"if you dig long enough and hard enough,"
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"you will get to China, and that may be true,"
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"but what they don't tell you is that"
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"So, here is to conversation."
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"but give them the strength so that they can bounce back,"
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"off of her profits for years to come."
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"I was not motivated by compassion."
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"Make sure you got that. "Not motivated by compassion.""
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"Shh."
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"Twenty minutes a day, Jim. That's all it takes."
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"Okay, here we go. Yes."
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"Backspace, A... Dear..."
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"Thank you, hands."
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"Don't worry about it. Dwight, it's okay. You were wrong."
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