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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (S16E16)

"Peter, put yourself in our shoes."
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"All right. Okay. I-I got it. I know what we're gonna..."
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"We have Us Weekly on Earth, too."
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"I don't remember things exactly as they do,"
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"with Rock Hudson at one of his pool parties."
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"Ha! I always forget you're such a Star Wars guy."
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"would you feel nothing when I do this?"
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"M-My bad. Sorry."
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"Her name is Sophie, and she's fully dilated."
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"- Plain. - Plain?"
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"What... what part of Fuddruckers don't you understand?"
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"when you squeeze it, and the rest goes onto your shirt."
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"Hey, Chris, what do you got there?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Yeah. I guess so."
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"I should never have questioned you."
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"See you tomorrow, Gene Rayburn."
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"It's from Ethan Allen, if I'm not mistaken."
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"- Am I gonna be okay? - You'll be fine."
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"Wha...?"
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"And no Trump questions."
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"Kind of like a cell phone."
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"Um, God, here's something you might be able to tell me."
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"♪"
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"put in a hard day's work today."
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"to even have a prayer at sleep."
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"Peter, enough is enough, that couch is coming off."
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"Ethan survived, but Allen didn't make it."
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"Now, where's his chart?"
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"Well, you had a couch attached to your back,"
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"Gail Matthius, good pull."
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"Not yet, I'm not. Give me the car keys."
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"Going over a bridge."
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"Somebody did it."
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"All right, kids, we're gonna use these scissors"
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"I-In every movie."
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"Like when I recorded that Russian language album."
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"Peter, you can't bring home a feral cat."
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"Chris's class is performing a rock and roll choir."
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"Even Cinemax."
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"Oh, now he gets to the Army."
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"presses against couch fabric"
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"for an extended period of time,"
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"- Put it down. Just drop it, drop it. - All right. All right."
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"Am I in a Leftovers?"
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"This very pregnant, about-to-burst,"
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"That's Fuddruckers."
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"But how does it happen?"
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"A used condom."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sleep"
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"Just look down, all right? Just-just look at me,"
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"But trust me, you're dead."
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"She needs a quiet space to have her kittens."
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"Shot of the town."
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"We're sick of your shenanigans."
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"Those poor kids. Those poor babies."
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"And that will be different how...?"
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"- Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. - Okay, all right."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop."
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"We're gonna take the cushions off,"
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"What are you looking for?"
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"who can answer that one."
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"- Alphabetically by last name? - Yes."
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"And there's panties nearby."
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"Okay, okay. All right, y-you... We... here's what we're gonna do,"
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"No, no, no, I love The Rock, too."
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"Wait, why are you here?"
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"How did I get here?"
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"It's silver."
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"- Zero. - Good. That's... That's good."
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"I'm kind of like a nanny cam."
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"You've been lying here all weekend."
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"Sleep-a with the angels, Sherman-a Hemsley."
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"we want actual money!""
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"- Okay, ju... No, no, no, no, no. - Okay. Wait... what?"
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"This isn't working."
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"just so they think everything is gonna be okay,"
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"Ah! Son of a bitch!"
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"you remember fondly,"
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"Buona notte, Christopher Plummer."
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"All right, one, two, three."
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"No, you're thinking of Kevin Hart."
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"You want to know something, a-Peter?"
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"What do you think happened here?"
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"Actually, I've decided to keep the couch on me."
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"Really? Are you sure?"
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"I've been in uncomfortable situations before."
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"Pasta fazool, what a good day in-a the bakery."
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"- Name 'em. - I can't."
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"When I used to ask my mom what God was, she would say,"
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"Actually, Peter, from what I've seen,"
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"Who steal-a my James Brolin?"
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"Oh, please. He played that for all it was worth."
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"we'll get it."
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"All right, can you name every SNL actor alphabetically?"
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"James-a Brol... mamma mia!"
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"How many more shows is John Stamos gonna get?"
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"a week from Thursday, but I may be moving that up."
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"a lot of sour-faced, arms-folded head shaking."
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"I wouldn't deign to speak for Tom Brady."
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"to make up for what you guys aren't doing."
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""Look at King Fuddrucker over there."
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"It's not supposed to be easy to eat."
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"I just wish we were doing songs"
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"while I'm-a gone, William-a Katt."
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"God and love are very similar concepts."
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"Ooh, is that Stripes?"
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"That's all I needed to hear."
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"and all you can say is, "We don't want bacon,"
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"Oh, I love The Rock."
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"For months. Three months."
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"♪ Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom... ♪"
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"I take-a that photo from the bakery."
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"Will he ever recover?"
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"Peter, come out here and high five us"
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"When a fat guy's sweaty skin"
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"Chris!"
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"You know, his real name is Dwayne Johnson."
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