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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (S16E16)

"Oh, Peter. That's wonderful. What helped you come around?"
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"That stupid couch is messing up our house."
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"That makes two of us."
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"She doesn't like that, but I understand the instinct."
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"Ah!"
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"I hate you all so much!"
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"How dare you?"
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"- Okay, uh, easy, easy, easy... - Uh... uh..."
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"It's not supposed to taste good. It's supposed to look crazy."
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"You know what? Just give me a push."
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"My advice: relax."
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"- What about Peter? - Oh, him."
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"Sometimes, I pull them out"
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"See, look, now I have to be even more ridiculous"
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"♪ Six o'clock, TV hours, don't get caught in foreign tower ♪"
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"W-What-what's going on?"
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"Joe, you're a cop."
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"to all-a my celebrity pictures on-a the wall."
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"Yeah, so everyone gather 'round close."
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""For months," or "four months"?"
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"Terrible! Go away!"
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"All of it."
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"I do."
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"and I say-a, "Mamma mia!""
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"Oh, never mind."
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"for some people to behave better."
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"- Both. - Who have I been?"
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"Let me finish. You were Henry, the eighth guy to have sex"
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"Are you real?"
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"I like to believe there's something bigger than me"
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"And prepare to fish my teeth out of my stool."
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"because you're gross and weird."
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"slowly die of throat cancer on the radio."
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"with "Dancing With Myself.""
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"Wow. Now do Kids in the Hall."
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"It does."
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"Hey, what's it like going through life"
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"I'm sure when you explain what we're supposed to get,"
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"Every adult has to take Ambien every night"
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"I have a cell phone."
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"Sorry, you were the last one."
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"Peter, what's going on? Why are you saying these things?"
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"One of the neighbors called about"
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"from being an adult with a child's name."
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"A little tight in-a the couch?"
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"How is it? Is-a good?"
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"It's from Ethan Allen, you know."
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"- No, no, no, no, no. Twist it. - What? I am."
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"Some people say we're just a computer simulation"
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"- Is that true? - It is."
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"Straight to hell, to the boiler room of hell."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"Are you asking for a second chance?"
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"Okay, kids. I know how you always wanted kittens,"
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"It's a plain burger. That's how I like them."
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"Chris, blankets."
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"as a family?"
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"You can do this, Peter."
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"You can do this, Peter, you love your family."
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"to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment."
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"I'm supposed to get her"
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"Nope, not for another four years."
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"Bless you, my child... pornography fan."
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"It won't happen again."
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"You did it to me."
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"All right, Stripes."
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"One of the shows is actually two boobs fighting."
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"I hope you don't plan on just lying on the couch"
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"The procedure is called "Rip You Off Real Fast.""
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"Was I always able to see the living room from the kitchen?"
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"Uh, hey, Mom?"
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"I can't tell skin from couch."
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"Uh, a-a few angels came forward."
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"we're doing it ourselves."
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"but then, I put them right back in."
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"That makes me happy."
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"Want to trade guys for a little while?"
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"Well, the kids do love Fuddruckers."
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"Your only limit is your imagination."
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"Now, we all need to do our part to help with the birth."
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"If anything were to happen to me, Lois,"
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"We found a used condom on the sidewalk."
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"It's easier than we're making it."
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"Not getting a lot of takers for that one."
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"I'll return you to your life before you were in a coma."
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"You're all gonna get up,"
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"Did you guys see that?"
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"And, Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated,"
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"I want you to remember to always reach for the Stars..."
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"Please tell me he's gonna be okay..."
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"Is this a Leftovers?"
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"- Pass. - Yeah."
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"Aww."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Vodka! ♪"
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"Well, Lois, let's just say the big man upstairs"
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"He's in what we call a comma."
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"Are you through, Peter?"
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"Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Gail Matthius..."
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"the fabric fibers fuse together with the skin."
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"Hmm. I've seen this before."
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"Can I ask you my Tom Brady questions?"
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"Half of it is supposed to fall onto your plate"
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"Not long enough. Pass."
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"That's what religion is."
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"How long is he gonna be like this?"
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"♪"
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"But it tastes good like this."
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"I have some bad news."
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"♪ Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn ♪"
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"What do you mean "plain"?"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"Yeah, getting to design any burger you want?"
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"to separate your father from the couch."
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"go back up to that toppings bar, and go nuts."
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"This guy's putting a tray on a (BLEEP) burger!""
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"♪ Lock him in uniform and book burning, bloodletting ♪"
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"I don't need you to. I got a thousand dollar credit"
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"I'm a terrible husband and a terrible father."
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