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Clips from Scrubs - Her Story (S04E04)

"Mr Hawkins, the results of your tests are back,"
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"- Liver disease. - If only, Chauncey."
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"Bottom line, a recorder won't fly away and break your heart."
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"Baby, I was quiet last night."
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"They aren't all winners. Still, as long as I have this thing,"
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"Why did I say excuse me? He bumped into me."
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"Excuse me! Frick!"
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"She makes me feel better about myself."
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"- Yours are cute, like French fries. - Really?"
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"It's, "Still hittin' them corners in them low-lows, girl.""
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"Dre and Snoop enjoy driving together"
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"in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle rizzles."
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"Don't stop, or you'll have to say something,"
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"Mike's got a curved peep."
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"Sorry. I was recording some thoughts and I slipped and fell."
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"Give me this."
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"The Coxinator, Cox of Seagulls."
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"Here it comes. Another condescending rant about how we suck at ourjobs."
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"Since you two have become chief residents,"
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"I've noticed your leadership skills are... How can I put this delicately?"
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"...crap!"
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"You're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf."
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"You know it."
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"Are we playing pillow feet again?"
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"I'm not waking Carla tonight."
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"- So you're definitely up now, huh? - Yes."
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"That's it. From now on, you and I are going to bed at the same time."
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"No, Turk! I can't believe that you..."
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"So how's it going?"
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"so he doesn't go to a special store, buy a weird pump"
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"I have to justify my programme for our psychotic homeless population."
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"Wow."
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"Excuse me. Yep, those are my boobs."
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"Yes. Medical care for crazy homeless people."
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"As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic,"
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"I realised she wasn't just my friend."
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"First he hits 'em with a little preparation."
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"Next, inspiration."
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"OK. I'll see you guys."
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"Blue boobies."
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"How old is this patient?"
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"And how old would you say he was when you started this procedure?"
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"the more I got sick of Dr Cox's crap."
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"adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school"
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"would play at your sorority formal, but you're supposed to teach."
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"ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair!"
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"someone to look up to, someone pretty amazing."
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"He broke into their garage, stole their car and wrapped it around a pole."
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"- Oh, my God! Is he OK? - I've been better."
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"- Great. - I'll be right in."
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"Elliot, I'm sorry."
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"He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."
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"- So, rain check on the dinner. - Yeah."
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"Did I line up behind the wrong person?"
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"Guys. Guys!"
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"Dr Cox, do you have a sec?"
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"The police caught this guy robbing a liquor store,"
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"Hi. I'm Dr Reid."
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"What's up?"
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"- Can you help a brother out? - I have my own problems."
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"- You had a bedtime when you were 17? - Not every night."
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"On weekends, I didn't have to be in bed, just in my room."
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"Carla's setting a record on being a major pain in the ass,"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm busy."
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"OK."
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"Perry, I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier I wish I'd said,"
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"you're rooting around for an adrenaline shot to counteract a Valium overdose."
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"- Your coffee, my love. - Thank you, my husband."
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"Frick on a stick with a brick! Just leave."
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"Oh, whoa now."
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"from somebody who can't hold together their personal life?"
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"or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate"
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"OK, everybody, gather around, please."
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"It was worth it."
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"But I will not have my woman tell me"
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"and it's snoozeville for me."
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"tell me where to meet him so I can buy him dinner."
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"I'm the world's most giant doctor. Nice to..."
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"I realised how important it is"
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"Not sure what that means. See you later."
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"Even though I was already an amazing doctor,"
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"A hook, if you will."
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"Mrs MacCalla, 40s, moderately attractive, condition improving."
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"Did you just say I was moderately attractive?"
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"Excuse me, Mrs MacCalla."
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"Dude, I love your new tape recorder."
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"You two are idiots."
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"Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook, and I only had one other idea."
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"- and you have... - Liver disease. Liver disease."
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"Sorry. I'm just a little edgy because my husband woke me up last night,"
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"and he knows once I'm up I can't go back to sleep."
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"Since you're up, I was wondering if we could..."
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"Are you crazy? No, Turk. I..."
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"Gesundheit. I love my new tape recorder."
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"Not only is it a timesaver, I can record my every thought."
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"I like toast."
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"I don't need to be in my head so much."
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"Excuse me."
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"but you don't like blueberries, so I picked 'em out."
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"People think Molly's off, but I totally get her."
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"She's like the big sister I always wanted."
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"They're so not finger toes. These are finger toes."
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"She looks after me."
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"Sorry, sorry!"
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"She's the Peppermint Patty to my Marcie."
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"Half of what rappers say doesn't make sense."
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"Like that Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre song."
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"What does "still hittin' them corners and those Ho Hos, girl" mean?"
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"Therefore, they must subsist on Ho Ho snack cakes."
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"It's a black thing, bro."
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"See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider"
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"or a car with an adjusted suspension that allows it to bounce up and down."
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"Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America."
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"There's Dr Kelso. OK, you're chief resident now, so say hi."
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"I see you've trimmed your nose hair."
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"Frick on a stick!"
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"Molly's nervous cos her boyfriend's in town."
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"Mike's private, so when we go to dinner pretend I never told you personal stuff."
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"Watch your step there, little lady."
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"But why doesn't he just put up a sign that says "wet floor"?"
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