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Clips from Scrubs - Her Story (S04E04)

"- Oh, sir... - That is so not nice."
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"Some people say I'm a good leader."
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"Why don't you go and get that young resident there to come up here?"
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"- Easy. Lonnie? - Not right now."
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Slap yourself very hard in the face then leave."
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"Anyway, one of you two is going to speak at Grand Rounds today."
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"Barbie, you're up."
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"Our TV's working. Why are you reading?"
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"I'm researching leadership techniques for my residents."
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"Yeah. He says leadership boils down to three things:"
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"Smurfaration, smurfaration, smurf."
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"Preparation, inspiration and fear?"
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"Turk."
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"I'm sorry, baby."
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"That's fine. You know what, baby? Since you're up, I was wondering..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"How does she eat like that and stay so thin?"
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"If I didn't love her, I'd spread rumours that she's bulimic."
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"I'm freaking out about Grand Rounds. Cox hung me out to dry again."
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"- and accidentally run into your dad? - Kind of."
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"See Dr Kelso there?"
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"Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys"
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"cos I know they're just gonna stare at my chest?"
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"Of course. But..."
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"Have you had time to go over my proposal?"
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"Check out my man getting his leadership on."
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"Questions about evolving treatment therapies?"
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"You guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors."
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"And finally, a dose of fear."
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"Fear might need a little work, but otherwise, smurftastic!"
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"- That's how I smurf, baby. - Mmm, Smurfette."
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"- Who wants another beer? - Turk, it's bedtime."
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"Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time,"
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"I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep."
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"Turk, that's crazy talk."
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"Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade."
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"Seventy-nine."
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"Burn this bridge once and for all."
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"and I have heard every tired, recycled putdown you have in you."
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"Save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick,"
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"unless it's walkin' away from me."
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"Hopefully, it won't have ramifications for anyone else."
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"I'm feeling so good today"
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"I still feel good cos nobody saw me fall"
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"That sound you're hearing is my residents' respect."
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"- It feels good. - Gloria!"
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"You were supposed to start pre-rounds at 7.00. It's now 7.03."
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"Sorry I'm late. I was singing, and I fell."
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"I know I've used the falling excuse before, but it happened again."
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"I know the only thing you've been responsible for"
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"was picking which Duran Duran cover band"
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"So how's about you learn how to walk,"
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"I felt great after telling Dr Cox off. Why?"
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"Because I knew I had someone to support me,"
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"Mike got up and wanted to read the paper, and I don't get it."
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"He went to the neighbour's, and they don't get it."
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"I know all about how it is when you think a guy's great"
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"and he ends up a car thief."
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"- Molly! - Coming, babe."
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"Watching Molly,"
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"I found myself asking the same questions I always do."
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"Am I too much of a wimp?"
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"Oh, my God! What a catch!"
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"As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon,"
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"if she was my mentor."
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"Dr Cox went ballistic in front of my residents."
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"Now I've lost my mojo. Check this out."
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"- Hey, JD. - You see? There's no fear."
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"That's way cooler."
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"Carla's setting a record on being a pain in the ass, and I can't help you."
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"OK, here's what you do."
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"OK, you can't bend that way anymore,"
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"and makes you look like a prehistoric camel."
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"- What are you thinking? - Same ol', same ol'."
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"- Camel butt? - Yeah."
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"that Mike gets a little handsy when he's on the painkillers?"
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"- Dr Vaji already told us. - It was horrible."
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"Elliot, want to grab some lunch?"
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"- Dr Cox. - Hold on."
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"- No. - We didn't order the pain in the ass."
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"So how's about you learn to walk,"
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"ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair!"
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"I'll let you two talk."
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""I must've ordered the pain in the ass seeing as you're there.""
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"Here I was thinking the same thing. Let's do this again."
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"Tell you what there, Gidget,"
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"Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up."
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"Fair enough."
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"Later when you're with residents, I'll come up for something."
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"You'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way,"
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"and I'll contritely turn around and walk out"
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"with my tail between my legs. Problem solved."
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"- Can you pull off contrite? - Can you pull off manly way?"
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"Should've seen that coming."
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"- We gotta go to bed early tonight. - I'll have some of that decaf, son."
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"No, sir. See, this is regular. I gotta give Carla the strong stuff"
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"just to keep her awake so I can stay up later."
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"Drugging your own wife. Been there. Careful, though."
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"Starts with coffee. Next thing you know,"
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"Hey, camel butt. I heard you and Carla talking."
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"What happened to... what happened to feisty Barbie?"
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"You know, it took me a hell of a lot to shake off"
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"that tongue-lashing you gave me yesterday."
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"Yesterday I had a mentor, but she turned out to be insane."
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"How am I supposed to take professional advice"
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"Maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying,"
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"relentlessly annoying people. I don't know."
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"- To some people. - Fair enough."
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"I am in love with a woman that I hate,"
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"my two-year-old son calls me Pewwy,"
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"and this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before,"
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"but on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress, go out to dive bars"
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"and insist that everybody call me Mrs Haberdasher."
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"since that has nothing to do with how good of a teacher I am."
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"Stick with me here, Barbie. The point is that if you've found somebody"
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"who makes you believe in yourself as much as you did yesterday, well..."
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"...I would think twice before I wrote that person off."
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"Newbie, I need to talk to you."
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"Oh. My fault. I'll come back later."
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