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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"Good luck, Dwight."
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"Shh !"
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"Gene Tinker, bus."
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"Charles Kiley, train."
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"They're still alive?"
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"Not now, Leela. I'm trying to meet old people."
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"it would take more energy than that to keep them alive."
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"I know, I know. lt sounds absurd."
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"Whoa!"
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"And that's how I got this scar above my eye."
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"and he's kind of crotchety and moldy."
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"Oh, I'm about to lose history's greatest life"
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"Of course they love you !"
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"Worried that city life was filling my head"
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"my parents moved us to a peaceful farm."
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"I think that's sweet."
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"1 00 miles from the nearest microscope!"
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"In many ways, he was like you."
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"Eighty-one, thallium. Eighty-two, lead. Eighty-three, bismuth."
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"Whoa!"
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"That's why we were always too tired to play with you."
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"Ahem !"
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"Ah, this may not be the best time, but a couple years ago,"
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"Bender! Why do you always have to be the center of attention?"
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"How about December, when they inject the holidays into our brains?"
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"Welcome back to the Clippie Awards,"
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"honoring the year's most accomplished delivery boys."
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"Our next category is Best Newcomer on a Bicycle."
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"And the nominees are Johnny Jensen from Rent-A-Cat,"
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"Nezzbin Zalgabarg, Ten-Minute Underwear, and Dwight Conrad, Speedy Wig."
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"And the Clippie goes to..."
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"Little Johnny Jensen!"
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"Don't feel bad, son."
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"We couldn't be more proud of you."
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"Unless, of course, you had won the award."
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"Man, you're so lucky to have your family here."
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"The stupid professor didn't even show up for me."
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"I'd just like to thank my awesome parents."
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"We love you, Johnny!"
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"Now, to get all serious."
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"It's time to pay tribute to the brave delivery boys"
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"who gave their lives this past year in the line of duty."
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"Mike Pisarik, lion."
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"They're on the truck to Heaven now."
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"Up next, the award for Best Delivery Boy,"
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"Newspaper, Phone Book, or Miscellaneous."
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"Miscellaneous, that's me."
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"The nominees are"
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"Gene Tinker, Charles Kiley, Mike Pisarik, and Philip J. Fry."
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"And the Clippie goes to..."
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"Philip J. Fry!"
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"Sign here."
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"Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy of Delivery Sciences,"
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"my lovely robot, Bender,"
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"and most of all, my dear nephew, Professor Farnsworth."
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"He always has time for me, whether it's sending me on a delivery,"
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"or just pulling me aside to tell me I'm doing a bad job."
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"And why? Because he's family, and family is always there for each other."
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"I'm sorry, but I can't keep reading this tissue of lies."
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"The truth is, Professor Farnsworth is a cold, heartless jerk!"
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"And the fish sticks were limp!"
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"Ooh. Hefty."
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"You could really bash in a skull with this thing."
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"I know, right?"
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"What? Your awards show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it,"
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"but I had a very good reason."
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"Perhaps you'd favor us with it?"
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"My pleasure. You see, I came down"
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"with a searing case of "who-gives-a-crap?""
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"I wish I had more living relatives."
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"What about the professor's parents?"
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"Sure, they exhibit all the telltale signs."
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"Toenails growing, hearts pumping fluid, the whole shmagoigle."
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"So where do these fossils live? In sedimentary rock?"
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"No. According to his next of kin file,"
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"they live in a virtual retirement home on the Near-Death Star."
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"I've been there. Let's boldly go where we've gone before."
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"Halt! Visitors are forbidden."
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"Oh, really? Does that rule apply to Clippie winners?"
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"I'm sorry, sir. Go right in."
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"That's Philip J. Fry!"
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"Ned and Velma Farnsworth. 423, Shadybrook Lane. Let's hover-roll."
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"Fry, you're so confident and take-charge on this trip."
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"It's kind of a turn-on."
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"My God ! It's full of geezers."
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"Hey, why are they hooked up like that?"
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"ls it some kind of Craft-matic adjustable death bed?"
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"Their bodies are being used to generate electricity."
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"The idea came from an old movie called The Matrix."
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"But wouldn't almost anything make a better battery than a human body?"
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"Like a potato? Or a battery?"
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"Plus, no matter how much energy they produced,"
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"In fact, when The Matrix first came out,"
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"it seemed like the single crummiest,"
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"laziest, most awful, dimwitted idea"
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"in the entire history of science fiction, but it turned out to be true."
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"Who knew?"
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"Good work, writer of The Matrix."
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"This is it, room 1 1 1 9."
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"Aw! It's my relatives."
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"I'm gonna call them Gram-gram and Shabba-doo."
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"They look just like you, Fry. Arms, legs, ugly."
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"Too bad we can't visit them in their virtual world."
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"We can. Just moisten your heads"
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"and put on these real-to-virtual adapter caps."
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"Hmm, electricity plus hats with wires on them."
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"Are you sure this is safe?"
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"It's not just safe, it's 40% safe."
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"Bender is falling !"
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"Told you it was safe."
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"So this is my relatives' virtual old-folks home?"
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"There's only one word for it. Terrible. And also horrible."
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"This is their room. They're gonna be so excited to meet me."
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"Hi. I'm your distant relative."
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"Forget it, you flimflammer. I can smell a scam a mile away."
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"Reverse mortgages. Get your reverse mortgages here."
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"Come in, come in."
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"So you're really my grandson, huh?"
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"Well, it's not quite that simple."
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