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Clips from Scrubs - My Chief Concern (S08E08)

"you're supposed to pull its sweater over its head and hockey-fight it."
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"It makes it so much easier for me to see more of him, you know?"
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"J.D.: This feels right."
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"I am so proud of you!"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"Derek, you can't do that before a full day of surgery."
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"Booty weakens the core muscles. You know, these get sore."
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"a couple of guest appearances up in here."
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"but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive."
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"but then it takes a left turn, and I go on a killing spree."
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"I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him."
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"No. No, you are not. So is Derek a good guy?"
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"Sweetie, I took that sandwich."
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"I thought maybe you could sit down and talk to him."
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"You hit somebody and the anger's gone,"
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"No, the goal should be to keep that anger inside you,"
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"That's the level of commitment I'm looking for."
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"Are you on drugs?"
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"Are you?"
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"I just zipped over to St. Vincent's."
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"and maybe say "smell you later" a little less often,"
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"- Are you sure? It's hilarious. - It's not."
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"And now you're screaming at my chief of medicine."
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"Sorry, Dr. Mantoots."
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"Don't laugh."
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"J.D.: This was gonna be hard."
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"Mantoots."
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"Anyway, Mantoots and I ended up hitting it off"
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"and he actually offered me their residency-director job."
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"J.D.: As I scanned across their faces,"
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"Because, Barbie, I'm just so very happy"
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"Back flip!"
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"- Oh. - Oh, oh."
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"No, I know"
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"I'm no Superman"
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"So with the new job,"
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"Sure, it's gonna suck not working together,"
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"- Hell, yeah, we are. - Okay."
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"We only hung out together when you were sleeping"
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"or when I said I was going to get a massage."
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"I know. You know some people don't think so?"
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"Incision's clean, she's afebrile, and her vital signs are stable."
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"What are you doing with Vincent? I wasn't listening."
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"- Give my love to Vincent. - Oh, I will."
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"- Hey, weirdo. - Yeah?"
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"Then Dorian comes along and upsets the status quo."
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"- You just gave me a great idea. - Hit me."
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"Barbie and I are going to figure out what the hell happened."
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"- J.D. - Everything is stat."
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"I'm done. Stat."
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"A mistake was made."
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"Fine."
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"Are you seeing someone, Todd?"
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"Actually, I'm getting pretty serious with the Hendersons."
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"Yeah, they are."
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"Since I didn't like the way that Doug said "here""
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"the motion passes. Jimmy, hands to yourself."
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"Okay, any announcements?"
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"Uh, the Gooch and I are having a great time,"
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"That wasn't really a question."
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"Oh."
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"It hasn't even gone through subcommittee."
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"Should we end the personal sidebar?"
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"You know, sometimes you think, "I'm kind of a strange dude,""
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"and then you come across something like this."
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"Typical surgeon."
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"Did you just start a sentence with "as Chief"?"
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"We've been driving for an hour."
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"I don't know. He says he uses a special manure"
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"before the smile gets wiped off your face."
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"Sometimes because the wrong person is taking the blame."
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"Mrs. Gallin, it's my fault that this happened,"
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"It's okay."
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"Sometimes because your friend ignored you."
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"Still, not even the three hours I spent last night vomiting blueberries"
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"could take my smile away."
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"In surgery."
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"What the hell? I thought we agreed to talk about it."
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"- I ain't looking! - You will look at my huff walk!"
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"No!"
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"I am happy, you are happy"
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"Let us be happy together"
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"Whether the weather is rainy or sunny"
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"No, you said someone had to. Someone did."
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"Whether the weather is cloudy or stormy"
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"Oh, man, is that your betrayal stare?"
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"Let us be happy together"
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"You know, you're making this difficult."
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"It says I'm ready for anything."
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"Look, I don't know if it's the pregnancy hormones or whatever,"
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"Whoa, whoa, yeah, okay. Yeah, that'll work."
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"No. This was the plan."
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"Sorry, I got caught up in it."
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"and she told me it was a pretty common one."
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"that we're passing out the World's Worst Doctor Awards,"
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"Thanks. Your tiny surgeon brain"
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"He's not gonna stop until you go."
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"Ah."
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"Look, I know I messed up."
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"Dr. Reid just told me not to sweat it too much,"
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"you go ahead and jump on that. You damn sure earned it."
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"That's worth about 40 cents."
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"Hey, sweat stain,"
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"We're having sex, like, all the time."
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"You try it."
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"I mean, maybe J.D. And I should just go for it"
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"and move in together, you know?"
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"With a second baby, I don't think I can be a nurse full-time."
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"Okay, that's it. Nobody move."
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"Excuse me."
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""I'll see you later." She said, "Yeah, definitely."
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"- "Let's do something fun." - What do you want?"
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"We've been conditioned to think that change is good and exciting."
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"and very, very dangerous in a way that I don't..."
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"living with us for a while?"
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"- Why are we fighting? - I don't know."
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"I know."
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"Sorry, baby, but the free pudding's for us."
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"- Eat? - No."
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"- Clean? - No!"
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