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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - End of the World (S04E04)

Again, Andy, you don't need to bow.

"Again, Andy, you don't need to bow."

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I have terrible news. You do?

"I have terrible news. You do?"

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you don't aim so carefully in the Porta-Potties.

"you don't aim so carefully in the Porta-Potties."

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Tonight, the followers of Reasonableism

"Tonight, the followers of Reasonableism"

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Oh! Last year, they had pizza. Are they gonna have pizza again?

"Oh! Last year, they had pizza. Are they gonna have pizza again?"

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You really sat in this thing? Yeah!

"You really sat in this thing? Yeah!"

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Stop.

"Stop."

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What if we took every dime we had left, threw one last party?

"What if we took every dime we had left, threw one last party?"

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it'll seem like they're attacking something very reasonable.

"it'll seem like they're attacking something very reasonable."

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Bran and nuts are very helpful for your colon.

"Bran and nuts are very helpful for your colon."

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I just figure we'll just order some pizza. You watch me play Xbox.

"I just figure we'll just order some pizza. You watch me play Xbox."

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We do that every night.

"We do that every night."

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Make the most amazing grilled cheese sandwich ever.

"Make the most amazing grilled cheese sandwich ever."

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Fly first class on a plane.

"Fly first class on a plane."

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$800, $900, $1,000.

"$800, $900, $1,000."

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I happen to make flutes in my wood shop.

"I happen to make flutes in my wood shop."

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D.J. Bluntz is mixing up some new beats.

"D.J. Bluntz is mixing up some new beats."

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Ballers and baller-ettes, fasten your seatbelts.

"Ballers and baller-ettes, fasten your seatbelts."

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Now. Now.

"Now. Now."

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involving the Reasonableists.

"involving the Reasonableists."

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from the fact that there are two people

"from the fact that there are two people"

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Enjoying One of Pawnee's Finest Parks.

"Enjoying One of Pawnee's Finest Parks."

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The end. By Leslie Knope.

"The end. By Leslie Knope."

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What's happening?

"What's happening?"

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How are you going to do that? Unclear.

"How are you going to do that? Unclear."

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grilled cheese sandwich ever made?

"grilled cheese sandwich ever made?"

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No, no, no, no, no. Dude, seriously.

"No, no, no, no, no. Dude, seriously."

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But I might head over to that End of the World party.

"But I might head over to that End of the World party."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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with a volcano for a mouth who controlled the universe.

"with a volcano for a mouth who controlled the universe."

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and pretend like you're holding me hostage.

"and pretend like you're holding me hostage."

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That was very strange, what you just said.

"That was very strange, what you just said."

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that I told you about with Ben. No spoilers, Ann.

"that I told you about with Ben. No spoilers, Ann."

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What's up? What's up? Are you guys having a good time tonight?

"What's up? What's up? Are you guys having a good time tonight?"

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We've already been down this street.

"We've already been down this street."

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Well, here we are.

"Well, here we are."

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when I was doing research for my book,

"when I was doing research for my book,"

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and we're young and irresponsible.

"and we're young and irresponsible."

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is that you could be reborn as a pretzel

"is that you could be reborn as a pretzel"

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Yeah, good to see you, too.

"Yeah, good to see you, too."

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to the original source of life in the universe.

"to the original source of life in the universe."

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Last call for donuts.

"Last call for donuts."

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Really?

"Really?"

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I tried to screw up even the potential of Ben dating someone else.

"I tried to screw up even the potential of Ben dating someone else."

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That does make me feel better. Thank you, Herb.

"That does make me feel better. Thank you, Herb."

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I'm just going to take a real quick snooze

"I'm just going to take a real quick snooze"

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Grad school is fun, but I do miss this town. Yeah.

"Grad school is fun, but I do miss this town. Yeah."

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I don't know. After this is done, I'm going to be broke,

"I don't know. After this is done, I'm going to be broke,"

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Well, if it's any consolation, this was

"Well, if it's any consolation, this was"

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I was really aiming for something that...

"I was really aiming for something that..."

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but I'm coming up empty.

"but I'm coming up empty."

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Miss Leslie Knope, I present to you Herb Scaifer.

"Miss Leslie Knope, I present to you Herb Scaifer."

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As you wish, ma'am.

"As you wish, ma'am."

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Okay, Herb, what can I do you for?

"Okay, Herb, what can I do you for?"

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Well, please prepare yourself.

"Well, please prepare yourself."

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The world is going to end tomorrow at dawn.

"The world is going to end tomorrow at dawn."

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Oh, nuts. You're sure it's tomorrow?

"Oh, nuts. You're sure it's tomorrow?"

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Afraid so. Right at dawn.

"Afraid so. Right at dawn."

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The entire planet...

"The entire planet..."

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-"gone!

"-"gone!"

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Not giving me much notice, Herb. Let me see what I can do.

"Not giving me much notice, Herb. Let me see what I can do."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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For a while in the 1970s, our town was run by a freaky cult.

"For a while in the 1970s, our town was run by a freaky cult."

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Every few years, the remaining members

"Every few years, the remaining members"

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predict the world is going to end,

"predict the world is going to end,"

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and they have an all-night vigil in the park.

"and they have an all-night vigil in the park."

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It's super annoying.

"It's super annoying."

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Turns out, when you think the world is ending,

"Turns out, when you think the world is ending,"

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will be joining together to await the return of Zorp.

"will be joining together to await the return of Zorp."

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The giant lizard god who will destroy the earth

"The giant lizard god who will destroy the earth"

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with his cleansing fire of judgment.

"with his cleansing fire of judgment."

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Also, light refreshments will be served.

"Also, light refreshments will be served."

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It says they've got turkey sandwiches

"It says they've got turkey sandwiches"

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and the nectar of a thousand sorrows.

"and the nectar of a thousand sorrows."

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Oh, that is so good! It's root beer and red wine.

"Oh, that is so good! It's root beer and red wine."

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I went to one meeting.

"I went to one meeting."

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Wait.

"Wait."

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I'm gonna miss you, enormous chair.

"I'm gonna miss you, enormous chair."

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I loved it. Felt like a tiny king.

"I loved it. Felt like a tiny king."

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T-cups!

"T-cups!"

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We did it, baby.

"We did it, baby."

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We built a company from the ground up.

"We built a company from the ground up."

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And then we ran it back into the ground.

"And then we ran it back into the ground."

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Well, the important thing to remember is it was a massive success.

"Well, the important thing to remember is it was a massive success."

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Remy Martin?

"Remy Martin?"

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Well, Entertainment 720 is dead.

"Well, Entertainment 720 is dead."

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It's up in company heaven

"It's up in company heaven"

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along with pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves.

"along with pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves."

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My company's no better than a company where you ask a fake butler

"My company's no better than a company where you ask a fake butler"

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to Google things for you.

"to Google things for you."

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Hello!

"Hello!"

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So, it looks like we each end up with about $5,000 apiece.

"So, it looks like we each end up with about $5,000 apiece."

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Stop. We get five G's each? That's amazing.

"Stop. We get five G's each? That's amazing."

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You started out with $450,000.

"You started out with $450,000."

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Hey, you remember when DJ Bluntz made

"Hey, you remember when DJ Bluntz made"

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us our own personal entrance beats?

"us our own personal entrance beats?"

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Remember the opening night party when you danced so hard

"Remember the opening night party when you danced so hard"

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with Tessa, the receptionist, that you broke one of your ribs?

"with Tessa, the receptionist, that you broke one of your ribs?"

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It never healed properly.

"It never healed properly."

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Every breath is agonizing.

"Every breath is agonizing."

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So what's next, Tommy Davidson?

"So what's next, Tommy Davidson?"

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I say we invest our 10 large,

"I say we invest our 10 large,"

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and then I accidentally get run over by a city bus,

"and then I accidentally get run over by a city bus,"

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and we start our own hip hop label.

"and we start our own hip hop label."

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Listen, we could play it safe.

"Listen, we could play it safe."

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But that's not what E 720 was all about.

"But that's not what E 720 was all about."

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No, it was not.

"No, it was not."

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We have this place for one more night, right?

"We have this place for one more night, right?"

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We're outtie tomorrow at noon.

"We're outtie tomorrow at noon."

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Made it the essence of everything we wanted the company to be.

"Made it the essence of everything we wanted the company to be."

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A party for the end of the world.

"A party for the end of the world."

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You had me at "every dime we have left."

"You had me at "every dime we have left.""

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Because I'm in like Lara Flynn Boyle from The Practice.

"Because I'm in like Lara Flynn Boyle from The Practice."

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Diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, swag.

"Diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, swag."

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Why does the cult call themselves The Reasonableists?

"Why does the cult call themselves The Reasonableists?"

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Well, they figure if people criticize them,

"Well, they figure if people criticize them,"

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That's weirdly brilliant.

"That's weirdly brilliant."

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Look, there's nothing to worry about.

"Look, there's nothing to worry about."

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They've said that the world is gonna end 15 times,

"They've said that the world is gonna end 15 times,"

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and the only bad thing that's ever happened on any of those dates

"and the only bad thing that's ever happened on any of those dates"

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