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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wreck of the Relationship (S26E26)

"Oh, face it-- all men live in a sad world"
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"of profanity, boob jokes and tired comedy references."
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"Más cowbell!"
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"There's only one thing that will shut these guys up."
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"You got to beat one of them at fantasy football."
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"Then that's what I'm gonna do."
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"from a package of defrosting hamburger meat,"
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"desktop gladiator Marge Simpson"
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"prepared to lead her husband's team against"
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"undefeated trash-talker Moe Szyslak."
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"Mom did everything: she checked injury lists,"
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"scouting reports, she even studied the tapes."
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"The tapes of The Real Housewives of Tampa Bay,"
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"That doesn't match my phone!"
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"And now to make my big move."
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"Homer's team e-mailed asking to start five kickers."
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"High winds, unlocked by the savage power of climate change,"
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"allowed Marge's five kickers to launch a long-range campaign"
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"Despite a breathtaking ignorance"
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"proving conclusively that fantasy football"
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"Ahoy, Midshipman."
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"I hope your voyage on The Relation Ship"
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"I don't know. It's really hard"
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"when someone doesn't respect your authority."
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"Epiphany ho."
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"and learning of his own."
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"♪ I found some booze in another dad's bag ♪"
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"♪ Drunk, drunk ♪"
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"♪ Drunk on a boat ♪"
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"You don't need booze, Homer."
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"But out here on the waves, I no longer crave"
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"I love this boat!"
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"Everything has a name."
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"You know what, Homer?"
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"I've always wanted to eat a parrot."
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"What's the big deal? It's just like a green chicken!"
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"But fortune did not favor The Relation Ship,"
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"as the same winds that lofted Marge's fantasy field goals"
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"Why is the captain just juggling?"
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"Someone count me in!"
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"I said count me in!"
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"Don't worry, I'll radio the Coast Guard for help."
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"The therapy bears! Look out for the therapy bears!"
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"Do somethin', boy!"
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"You criticized me!"
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"honest parenting."
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"Now I'm the ship's highest-ranking officer."
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"Are you crazy? We'll never make it!"
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"Drop the anchor and wait out the storm!"
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"No, we need to sail."
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"I'm dropping the anchor!"
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"Yes, son. We can."
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"Awaiting your orders, Mr. Midshipman!"
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"So, did your sailing adventure help you work out your issues?"
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"Does this answer your question?"
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"But, uh, surely you would never have gone on a sea adventure"
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"without your old friend, the Sea Captain."
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"Yar."
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"Ooh!"
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"We're not old enough to see that."
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"Sure we are. I just have to enter my birthday."
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"on all our computers."
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"Mammogram appointment."
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"The sit is on."
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"Eat your broccoli."
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"No."
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"is about to start."
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"I've never seen moves like that."
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"And never will again."
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"And here's your ticket to a front-row seat."
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"No. No."
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"maybe he had the broccoli, maybe he didn't."
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"No one knows, so neither of you has given in,"
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"Uh, works for me."
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"I'm in."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"You know how guys say mean things to their friends,"
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"Trash talk?"
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"In church? No."
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"The WI-Fi. The WI-Fi. I've got to take out The WI-Fi."
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"What does that mean?"
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"And I like being a sailor."
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"Over, under, over, under, over, under, under, under, over, over,"
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"under, under, under, under, under,"
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"together we've made a lot of progress on this voyage."
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"Officer on deck!"
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"after buying his wife the wrong color convertible."
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"the sweet, warm, soothing flavors"
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"Okay, o-okay."
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"I can do this. I can do this."
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"Oh...!"
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"It's up to me to get us to shore."
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"Can't you just do what I say?"
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"Aye aye, sir."
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"Oh... I guess there's nothing left to do"
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"They thought the party was over."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Oh."
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"So, Cletus, Gitmo,"
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"Wait a minute."
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"I never would have seen it coming."
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"On the positive side, you won't miss out"
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"I was like, "Okay, it's, uh, your funeral.""
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"No movie's so dirty the oldest man in the world can't see it."
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"After party!"
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"has turned your mind to ketchup water."
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"We are doing something."
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"You've never done what I say-- ever!"
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"One of them, however, has the broccoli blended in."
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"And, lift."
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"An 85-yard field goal?"
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"and a powerful dislike of the sport,"
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"into a trash-talking monster."
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"He can't order me around."
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"Yar."
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"Don't stand there gawking like a dang fool!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 26x02 ♪ The Wreck of the Relationship Original Air Date on October 5, 2014"
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"Your mother said eat your broccoli."
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"LOL."
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"Marge, I want you--"
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