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Clips from Family Guy - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (S04E04)

"Thanks for baby-sitting, Meg. We'll be back in a couple of hours."
Family Guy
"And now to test my teleportation pods."
Family Guy
"Oh, damn!"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Hi, Meg."
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"No!"
Family Guy
"This big. Only it's my junk."
Family Guy
"Hey, while I'm at it, give me all these copies of Marie Claire."
Family Guy
"Kathleen Turner's on Page 45."
Family Guy
"Damn! I'm terrible at meeting new people."
Family Guy
"So, a wild guess here..."
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"One down. I know somebody who won't be having any..."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Why didn't anybody tell me..."
Family Guy
"Lois! Lois! Lois, get in here..."
Family Guy
"I put these on my tab. Here, take a Far Side one."
Family Guy
"The vulture thinks he's a cowboy."
Family Guy
"Can I call the Herculoids for a reference?"
Family Guy
"The position has been filled."
Family Guy
"when you picked that happening Bruce Jenner hairdo."
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"the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Kirk Cameron."
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""Hey, Stewie, what are you doing tonight?""
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"Oh, my God! Curtain up."
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"Peter, it's the end of the month, and I'm calling your tab."
Family Guy
"You drop the tab, and your son can have Meg."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. If anybody is interested, I already have a girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess that's why they call it Jenga."
Family Guy
"You know, Neil liked me first."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna be cooler than Brian when he hangs out at the bowling alley."
Family Guy
"What... You..."
Family Guy
"I got your hat! Take that, hatless!"
Family Guy
"Now go back to the quad and resume your Hacky Sack tourney!"
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna lie down for some frat-boy bastard..."
Family Guy
"crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can..."
Family Guy
"So does everyone else!"
Family Guy
"Hey! Neil and Cecilia."
Family Guy
"Neil and I are celebrating our two-week anniversary."
Family Guy
"It seems like only yesterday..."
Family Guy
"He gave me DVDs."
Family Guy
"The production values were amazing, much better than Kramer vs. Predator."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm glad Neil's over me, anyway."
Family Guy
"- Neil, I wanna be your girlfriend. - What?"
Family Guy
"Of course, I'm understandably skeptical of your newfound affection for me."
Family Guy
"You still got that contract our dads drew up?"
Family Guy
"every night, you have to put on my pajamas."
Family Guy
"- Neil, I think you're old enough to... - Go!"
Family Guy
"- My thumb. - Hold still. Quit it..."
Family Guy
"LaDawn, I thought we could watch a DVD together."
Family Guy
"Imagine being that guy for a day."
Family Guy
"Now, why, Colin, why would we both say that?"
Family Guy
"The Strokes. Right."
Family Guy
"so, you know, I had to hold the tape recorder up to the radio..."
Family Guy
"but, you know, all the songs describe my feelings."
Family Guy
"No more TV."
Family Guy
"I shall see you fired, damn you!"
Family Guy
"I thought we were going to go all the way and die together like Hitler and Eva Braun."
Family Guy
"- We do everything together, ja? - Ja."
Family Guy
"- One, two. - One, two."
Family Guy
"Hey, this is not a barn, young lady."
Family Guy
"Nope, it's airtight."
Family Guy
"The only way out is if Neil commits an infidelity."
Family Guy
"Beverly D'Angelo?"
Family Guy
"'Cause I don't think she'd do it."
Family Guy
"Lois! Thank God you're here, Lois."
Family Guy
"And they were taking eczema and touching each other."
Family Guy
"- LaDawn, wake up this instant. - What?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna miss you, little guy."
Family Guy
"LaDawn! LaDawn!"
Family Guy
"LaDawn!"
Family Guy
"I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so disgusting."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but you're just in time for the T&A."
Family Guy
"Well, well, well, look at this, Meg."
Family Guy
"I don't understand, Meg. You don't want to be my girlfriend?"
Family Guy
"I see."
Family Guy
"Well, Meg, I want you to be with me because you want to be with me..."
Family Guy
"Cecilia, it's The Goldman."
Family Guy
"How about we fire up the old Segway..."
Family Guy
"Sorry, everybody."
Family Guy
"I still can't believe it's not butter."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Jeremy's still in the trunk!"
Family Guy
"Definitely dead."
Family Guy
"Besides, I forgot my wallet."
Family Guy
"Get the phone. Call 911..."
Family Guy
"Stick around. More Family Guy coming up."
Family Guy
"Hey, LaDawn. Hey, what's going on? How are you?"
Family Guy
"Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?"
Family Guy
"Meg, you need to fulfill your contractual obligations."
Family Guy
"I say, I think this is how you change a tire. But what do I know? I'm just a baby!"
Family Guy
"Stewie! No! That is a bad place to touch."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, this is wrong."
Family Guy
"I don't understand why I have to baby-sit Stewie."
Family Guy
"I mean, what's he really gonna do if we leave him by himself?"
Family Guy
"I'm a monster!"
Family Guy
"It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
Family Guy
"All the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"So, this is awkward, but..."
Family Guy
"have we ever actually, you know, met?"
Family Guy
"I mean, you know, I don't even know, say, for example, if you have a room up there."
Family Guy
"You know, a room?"
Family Guy
"I have a room."
Family Guy
"You know, Meg, if you kill yourself now..."
Family Guy
"you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook."
Family Guy
"So, you know, that's something to think about."
Family Guy
"Just burped."
Family Guy
"You busy Saturday night?"
Family Guy
"Neil, you ask me out, like, once a day, and I always give you the same answer."
Family Guy
"God, I don't think I could have been any clearer the last time I turned him down."
Family Guy
"Ray, your mother insulted my steak pizzola again."
Family Guy
"Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island..."
Family Guy
"leave me alone!"
Family Guy
"I hate you! I hate you!"
Family Guy
"- Anyway, your mother insulted... - I don't care anymore, Patty."
Family Guy
"After nine seasons, I just don't care."
Family Guy
"Maybe you could try not being a bitch."
Family Guy
"Hey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night."
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