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Clips from Put Your Weed in It - SNL

"No problem."
Put Your Weed in It
"Where's this from?"
Put Your Weed in It
"No problem."
Put Your Weed in It
"Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome."
Put Your Weed in It
"[ thinks ] Well.. you can give her this. [ pulls out drum ] It's a Senegalese talking drum. Only the Head Shayman of Senegal is allowed to use it."
Put Your Weed in It
"Wow.. that'd be great, she might like something like that."
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"Ah."
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"[ Cop enters the shop ]"
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"Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!"
Put Your Weed in It
"I just wanted to tell you that you left your lights on. I turned them off for you."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!"
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"[ holds up the weed ] What is this?"
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"Weed."
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"Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!"
Put Your Weed in It
"Hey, may I help you?"
Put Your Weed in It
"Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?"
Put Your Weed in It
"Oh, that's from New Guinea. It's a ceremonial spirit box."
Put Your Weed in It
"This is neat, is this from South America?"
Put Your Weed in It
"You bet. That's a Yanamano ancestral rattle from Brazil. It's carved from deer bone, they only make one every seven years, it's really rare."
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"What do they use it for?"
Put Your Weed in It
"You put your weed in here!"
Put Your Weed in It
"Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood."
Put Your Weed in It
"Really?"
Put Your Weed in It
"So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?"
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"Thanks."
Put Your Weed in It
"[ holding artifact ] Hey, uh, excuse me.."
Put Your Weed in It
"Actually, I'm looking for a gift for my mother. Is there anything in here that doesn't involve weed?"
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"You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else."
Put Your Weed in It
"This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it."
Put Your Weed in It
"That'd be cool, she has a lot of plants. That might be good."
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"You sure she doesn't like weed?"
Put Your Weed in It
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
Put Your Weed in It
"Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?"
Put Your Weed in It
"Okay, maybe there's some things in here that you put tobacco into, or incense or spices into, but definitely not weed!"
Put Your Weed in It
"Well, you can talk about it down at the station."
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"Don't bother checking the back of the store - no wee-ee-eed!"
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"O-kay.."
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"It's too bad, because it goes right in here. This part unscrews, it's really great!"
Put Your Weed in It
"You put your weed in there!"
Put Your Weed in It
"Yeah. And you put your weed in there!"
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"You're under arrest!"
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"Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?"
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!"
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