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Clips from The Office (2005) - Shareholder Meeting (S06E06)

""Andy have a boo-boo tummy." Mmm-hmm."
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"You are also on record as saying,"
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"Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws?"
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"It makes me look like I hire babies."
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"Tank you, Mr. Elvis."
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"Dr. Tuna M.D., I have some terrible news."
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"0%."
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"Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked had one."
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"Wow. That's not such a bad idea. Great."
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"There's a bunch of those. Keep."
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"There's a bunch of sent emails that just say "delivered.""
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"Should I delete those?"
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"Must be hackers. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"'cause you can't be Employee of the Month. You're a manager."
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"All right. Yeah. But I work hard, I love this company,"
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"I just need Andy to think it's his idea"
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"In approximately six hours Jim will get a phone call from David Wallace."
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"You know... Okay. I can't..."
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"Just tell me it is going to be okay, all right?"
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"This encompasses all available data."
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"so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
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"I'm just gonna take away survival skills and self-defense."
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"and have them assemble the data."
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"It's okay, I'll do it."
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"You know what? You know, I shouldn't go in there."
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"We just want to say thanks."
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"ALL: Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott!"
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"thought it was time to give you a proper thank you."
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"Hey, Mr. Scott, what you gonna do"
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"'Cause we can have it all"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey"
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"Wow!"
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"Jim said that?"
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"You seem surprised."
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"Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule."
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"telling us they're gonna fix our schools, promising this and that."
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"I thank you. I thank you, I thank you, I thank you."
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"So I just want to thank you for giving me the opportunity"
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"and become the next President Obama."
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""How come not...""
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"There's no way I could have given it to myself,"
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"a vacation day, and a nice tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us."
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"Second of all, there was no cash prize."
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"Dwight? Yeah, you said,"
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"Thank you."
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"Nobody? Okay. You're gonna make me say it."
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"and that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition."
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"I'm so, so sorry."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Maybe by my 50s, I don't know."
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"Okay, hold on. Hold on."
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"is with your own personal laptop,"
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"Look, there was a big mistake, obviously, so I will fix it. Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"My idea."
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"and obviously there's been some kind of a mistake,"
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"so why doesn't Jim just pick the next highest score on the list"
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"Pam Halpert. ALL: What?"
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"DWIGHT: He knew all along."
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"Tell him I'm mad at Jim 'cause he's asking us to give money to Pam."
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"This is Stanley Hudson. Jim Halpert is a menace."
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"Who does something like that?"
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"I'm going to date them one year apart."
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"Now, you are to use one check a year,"
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"Okay? Make it out to my Aunt Rosa."
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"I know how it happened."
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"JIM: All right, it will not happen again. I promise."
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"No. But things have been crazy here."
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"Okay. See you. You're kidding me!"
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"Damn it!"
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"(SINGING) Hey, Mr. Scott, what you gonna do"
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"Hey, Mr. Scott, what you gonna do"
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"Fifteen lives."
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"he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse."
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"Have a feeling about you, too."
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"What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin..."
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"You wanted to see me? Yeah, have a seat."
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"Is it serious?"
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"Wow. Andy's a little scared."
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"Okay, right there."
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"Right there's the problem."
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"There have been reports around the office"
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"that you have been talking baby talk."
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"Why would people say that?"
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"Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following."
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"Can you read that back to me?"
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"Would you rather me say,"
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""Hey, guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up.""
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"Okay. "Crazy diarrhea happening right now.""
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"'Cause things can get real adult real fast."
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""Wittle-ittle, footie-wooties, num-nums,"
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""jammies, make boom-boom, widiciwus, and Whode Island.""
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"Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across?"
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"Well, if I do, Andy's sowwy."
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"You can't be a baby in the office."
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"Well, if we're complaining,"
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"a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying."
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"Okay. Who said that?"
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"Just people."
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"For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic."
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"Thank you. Thank you a lot."
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"And for what it's worth, I think your baby voice is tops."
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"You're welcome, baby."
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"Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?"
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"The entire office has come down"
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"with a pernicious case of the Mondays."
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"Wow. What do you put our chances at?"
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"Unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!"
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"Sounds risky."
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"Don't worry. There is a surefire cure."
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"Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron."
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"Anything else? Nope."
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""Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day.""
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"I want to keep those so I can see what I sent."
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"That's why you have a sent mail folder."
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"Keep."
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"There's about three news alerts from Nip Slip."
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"Okay. I don't know how those get on there."
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"Well..."
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