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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Can't Help You! (S03E03)

"- Jacqueline! - In a minute."
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"I picked up that gift at Christie's."
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"It's a star!"
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"Look at what I found him."
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"While you were in the bunker, we found out that Forrest Gump is real."
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"Actually, Russ got back this afternoon."
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"Tonight is a big night."
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"At the party, you suggest everyone play Truth or Dare."
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"- No! - They say, "That's not"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"In Namibia, women kept trying to put me on their heads and take me to the river."
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"I'll keep treating her like she's white."
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"that he keeps in a box called The Fist Box,"
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"Yeah."
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"Can I be the guy that's one day away from retirement?"
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"I'm Wendy Hebert."
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"Which one of you is Kimberly?"
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"But around these parts, they call me Karate Kim."
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"I'm Wendy Hebert."
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"- We really don't, but thanks. - Ugh. Where you from?"
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"I, myself, have two graduate degrees."
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"Mystery bitch is on her "ownt.""
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"Mystery bitch. Ouch!"
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"Meaning I'm marrying Richard."
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"with this new chapter in our lives"
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"Listen, I know people will judge our relationship."
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"Romeo and Juliet,"
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"Heathcliff and Garfield."
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"- You're ready, Jacqueline. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'll give the signal, and you start the fight."
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"What is that?"
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"No, this is Iktomi, the spider."
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"I've been reading up on your family's culture,"
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"A Lakota what?"
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"He's a wily trickster spider"
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"We're gonna Iktomi my family."
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"I am so sorry about the documents."
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"For one, I don't think we should kill the dog."
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"um, somehow."
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"when you've got other stuff to think about."
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"I know you can't change people."
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"- I do not care about Wendy. - I do not care about Wendy."
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"Kimmy, you're gonna take me to the nearest Kinko's, okay?"
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"Well, we'll find a Hampton Inn with a business center."
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"I'm a preferred customer"
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"It sounds like a Noel Coward play!"
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"Oh, he died of natural causes."
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"I want to thank you all for being here tonight,"
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"who delayed their honeymoon to Westworld..."
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"when I'll be 80,"
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"to the NFL owners meeting this year."
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"No, it's time to pass the torch"
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"What? There was a reason for this lifetime of grooming?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Now say no."
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"'cause you found out that Jacqueline is Native American."
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"I can't wait to put this on YouTube."
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"You know Dick's guilty, right?"
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"You're probably wondering how we met."
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"With my help, these men learn to access their shadows"
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"and move toward healing."
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"because we were such tools."
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"Is that funny?"
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"Kimmy, Kimmy."
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"that he did all that stuff."
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""The next time I see you..."
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"or I'll be mad.""
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"Wendy, are you maybe like that lady"
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"Goodness, no."
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"His mother worked, you know."
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"Kimmy!"
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"I can't take this."
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"Kimberly, Richard wants to marry me"
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"Let Wendy do Wendy, and you do you."
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"maybe a live recording of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me."
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"so this is what we do."
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"No, no, no, no, no! She has to sign!"
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"Jacqueline."
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"throw urine at Al Roker.""
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"And now I'm lost again."
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"It's like I'm 16 again living in a town"
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"and measured our tumbleweed."
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"And now..."
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"So, if I'm right,"
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"Dick told me she was always trying to run away."
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"It's not just about Fried Chicken Night, man."
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"I got to lock this relationship down."
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"I'm pretty sure that Richard is still writing two of his sex pen pals."
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"And one of 'em has chest implants."
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"Wendy, I..."
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"Guess what."
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"just 'cause you came up with a hot ad campaign for walnuts."
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"A man flipped cereal at you?"
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"I'm not stupid, Titus."
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"I know it's not a fairy-tale romance."
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"I'm gonna fix you!"
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"Sorry it took us so long to get here."
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"I found a ton of rare nom-noms on the way over and crushed it."
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"Well, the doctor said that Russ may never come..."
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"Ooh, garlic bread!"
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"Well, we know he can still poop."
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"Look, obviously, this is awkward."
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"Now that you know my heritage, I'm sure you want nothing to do with me."
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"What?"
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"I won a Digie for my sweet tweets."
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"But just imagine the optics of having a Native American in the family."
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"I'm worried she won't go back together again."
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"Waffles don't travel!"
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"I for sure don't understand her."
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"Why should I be responsible for that dusty, crocheted toilet paper doll?"
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"and no one has to go to a bachelor party at an arboretum."
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"All right, Russ, obviously, you want to marry her."
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"Russ, I don't know what you want me to do."
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"Iktomi."
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"So you gonna marry him or not?"
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"I didn't know if waffles would travel well,"
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"Wow, I guess it's winter outside, Sister Kimmy."
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