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Clips from American Dad! - Rapture's Delight (S05E05)

"- You're... the real Jesus. - Hi, Stan."
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"Jesus is back to spend the next seven years fighting the Antichrist..."
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"and he asked me to be his girlfriend."
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"Jesus thinks I'm good enough for him."
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"Good-bye, Stan."
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"[Engine Revving]"
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"Hello, Stan."
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"Well, well."
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"What brings you to New Denver, Commander Jesus?"
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"Here on Christmas vacation?"
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"My other cheek!"
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"I need a job done..."
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"and you're the only man who can do it."
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"Forget it, Nazarene."
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"Well, that's just it, Stan."
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"Francine- The Antichrist got her."
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"[Birds Cawing]"
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"I don't know how he got to her."
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"It means I can't trust anyone, not even my generals."
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"What makes you think you can trust me?"
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"Because I know you've fought against his kind."
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"I fight for anyone who pays me."
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"I also know you still love her."
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"I'll do it."
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"If I help you, you rapture me off this you-forsaken rock."
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"Deal?"
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"[Revving High]"
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"- Anyone you knew? - Yeah."
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"He was my father's jester. Really funny dude."
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"- [Screeching] - It's a trap."
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"[Screeching]"
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"[Groans]"
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"The open road is too dangerous."
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"Sector 16?"
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"The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die."
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"Fine. Then what about sector 35?"
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"Huh! Sector 35 makes sector 16 look like sector 48."
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"- [Stops] - Aaah! Damn it."
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"[Clicking]"
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"Wait. No wonder this isn't working."
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"The stone waterfall goes in my career corner..."
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"and the orchid goes in my wealth corner."
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"[Both Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"I always knew you'd breeze back through my door."
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"Roger, meet Jesus."
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"Ah. An alien."
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"You better watch your mouth. [Grunts]"
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"Whoa. Whoa."
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"We need to book passage on your ship to the far outlands."
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"Good luck. The ship's sub-fusion engines..."
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"run on precious metals and crystalline minerals..."
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"so unless you can poop out gem-encrusted gold, you're out of luck."
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"When my army laid siege at the Battle of Boca Raton, they found this."
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"Of course. Jerry Seinfeld's car garage."
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"What? No. The United Nations."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Okay. I'll drop you off at the lair of the Antichrist..."
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"and then "arm-a-geddon" outta here."
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"[Laughs] Oh, that's good."
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"I gotta write that one down."
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"[Shouting]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"Come on. Start."
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"Thanks for the ride, other worlder."
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"Wait. Jesus, I'm still stuck here."
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"Can't you just send me to heaven?"
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"I can't do that. But I can offer you something else."
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"It's going to be a lot of work, and I could use your help."
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"That's okay."
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"[Bell Dings]"
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"By the way, what does the Antichrist look like?"
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"Believe me, you'll know him when you see him."
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"- Ohhh! What did you do that for? - That was the Antichrist."
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"Sometimes the kids come in here and play."
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"[Grunting]"
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"This is it- The lair of the Antichrist..."
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"where everything's anti-me."
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"[Muffled]"
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"- Oh, Stan. - Don't get any ideas, doll."
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"Right. The only thing you ever cared about."
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"Leave the heartwarming reunion for later."
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"[High-pitched Voice] Sorry, do-gooders."
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"[Laughing]"
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"The Antichrist."
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"Condemn them, Mother..."
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"for they know exactly what they do."
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"for they know not what they do.""
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"Hello. I'm the Antichrist."
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"I'm the opposite of Jesus in every way. [Laughs]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Huh? [Laughs]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- [Groans] - [Groans]"
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"- Hallelujah. - [Giggles]"
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"[Groans]"
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"- [Screams] - [Bones Cracking]"
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"You should have known, Anti."
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"Uh, funny."
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"[Gun Cocks]"
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"Thou shalt not not kill!"
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"[Groans]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Later, world."
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"Smell my ass. [Groans]"
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"Why did you take the bullet for me?"
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"For the same reason I came here- For her."
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"I wish I could go back and change the man I was."
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"You deserve..."
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"- What? - Sorry. I mean Jesus. You deserve Jesus."
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"Now go! Both of you. This place is gonna blow."
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"No, Stan. I can't leave you behind."
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"I know you can't."
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"- Get her out of here. - Stan, at least let me rapture you."
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"There's no time. The spell takes too long."
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"- He's right. - Go!"
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"Mmm."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs. Jesus."
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"[Rapid Beeping]"
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