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Clips from South Park - Night of the Living Homeless (S11E11)

"Their anotomy is shockingly similar to ours."
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"They're almost identical to us in every way."
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"Except for one."
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"The homeless can survive solely on change."
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"They feed on our change."
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"They need it in order to keep them moving."
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"and turn it into nourishment, sustenance."
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"- Spare some of that change, sir? - But now watch."
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"Spare some change?"
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"It has already completely forgotten that I've given it change."
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"Look over here."
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"This one I've kept deprived of change for over three days."
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"Change?"
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"Cool."
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"I've learned that the nearby city of Evergreen"
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"had a homeless problem just before we did."
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"And they were able to stop it."
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"I'll be all right!"
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"Eh! Stop pushing, Kenny."
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"Hello? I'm sorry, I just really need some change for the bus?"
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"- Change? - Spare some change?"
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"Stop it! I really do need change!"
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"- Me too. Change? - Change?"
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"Sorry to take the easy way out."
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"Ow! Oh, fuck!"
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"Ah! God!"
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"No. No, damnit!"
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"That's it. That's it, everyone. We're out of Pop-Tarts."
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"- No. We can't be. - Face it, we're gonnna starve!"
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"No, no, wait. There's still a box over here."
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"Those are cherry!"
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"Wait, I got a signal! I got a signal."
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"I'm calling my wife."
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"- Oh, maybe we're gonna be okay. - Ask her what's happening."
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"Mary, what's going on out there? Nobody's coming for us."
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"They what? No! That's impossible."
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"But how can that be? We didn't even--"
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"Hello? Mary. Mary!"
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"There's no help coming! She said..."
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"Because of all the homeless in South Park,"
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"property values have plummeted."
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"I don't have a home anymore."
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"Randy, what are you doing?"
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"He's homeless now. We aren't safe."
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"If we have to! Sit down, Glen."
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"- Randy, you can't just-- - Sit down!"
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"This is crazy."
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"How can they just take away my house?"
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"I don't have a place for all my stuff. Where am I supposed to put all my stuff?"
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"I'll need to pay for storage."
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"Can I borrow some money to put my stuff in storage?"
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"Come on, guys. If you all just help me out a little bit."
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"Each one of you just put in a little change?"
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"Change?"
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"What the hell happened here?"
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"That's far enough!"
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"We just came to ask a question."
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"You homeless or homeowners?"
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"We're nine."
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"Yeah? Well that makes you homeless, so get out of here before you die!"
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"Look, we just need help with our own homeless problem."
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"Yeah. This Jew here made them take over our town."
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"Shut up, Cartman!"
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"Eric Cartman?"
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"The kid who jumped thirty homeless people"
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"on a skateboard?"
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"- You heard about that? - Heard about it?"
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"They said you could have easily cleared fifty homeless with that jump."
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"Thirty was hard enough."
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"He jumped over one homeless person with his stupid skateboard"
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"and he barely made it over that guy!"
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"Kyle, knock it off!"
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"We're here to find out how to get rid of the homeless,"
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"not how many homeless Cartman can jump!"
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"how you got rid of the homeless in your town."
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"The homeless first started arriving in Evergreen about three months ago."
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"asking for change, sleeping in the parks."
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"But then more showed up"
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"and we realized there was something different about them."
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"They fed off of our change to the point"
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"We knew it wouldn't be long before"
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"And then we'd have no idea who was homeless and who wasn't!"
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"and you wouldn't even know!"
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"Nobody could trust anybody. Fights broke out. War!"
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"So I had to burn her. In her bed while she slept."
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"So we came up with a plan to get rid of them, once and for all."
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"You son of a bitch. You didn't solve your homeless problem."
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"You just sent all your homeless to South Park."
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"- What? - I knew it!"
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"It wasn't because I gave that guy twenty dollars."
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"The homeless all came from here!"
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"And it was Texas who sent them to us!"
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"by telling them what a great place Evergreen was!"
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"But then you didn't solve the problem, you just moved it."
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"Right. But we survived."
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"Dennis!"
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"Christine!"
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"You son of a bitch! You tried to kill me!"
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"I had to, Christine. You were homeless."
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"No, I wasn't homeless, you stupid asshole!"
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"Christine, I can't understand you."
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"Yeah! Because you burned my lips off!"
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"I nurned your rip sauce?"
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"I have no idea what you're saying!"
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"Dude, our parents are just as stupid as these people."
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"No it isn't. Come on, I have an idea."
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"That isn't my idea!"
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"I saw a bus in a garage a couple of blocks back. We need to modify it!"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"We're gonna save our parents before they all kill each other."
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"A bus! A bus is coming!"
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"It's the boys! They've modified a bus to get us out of here."
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"I knew they'd come back for us."
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"- All right! - Yeah."
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"All right, I'm turning around."
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"- All right, hit it. - Let's hope to Christ this works."
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"California Love"
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"California,"
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"Is nice to the homeless,"
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"California-nia, Supercool to the homeless,"
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