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Clips from Family Guy - No Country Club for Old Men (S11E11)

"Pewterschmidt, settle down!"
Family Guy
"I was having a nice conversation with Peter."
Family Guy
"Uh, Peter, why don't you tell me more about your job."
Family Guy
"You said you like to drink at work?"
Family Guy
"I do. Oh, me, too!"
Family Guy
"Me, too. I'll drink anything."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, Meg's Benedict."
Family Guy
"(forced laughter)"
Family Guy
"Oh, God. Ho, ho, ho."
Family Guy
"Stop. Stop."
Family Guy
"Stop. I'm sorry I even said it."
Family Guy
"I'm so... It was a mistake."
Family Guy
"It was a mistake. I'm sorry I said it."
Family Guy
"Peter, why don't you and I grab some air, huh?"
Family Guy
"Daddy, you're making a fool out of yourself."
Family Guy
"Why are you acting like this?"
Family Guy
"Look, I've been trying to get"
Family Guy
"into Reginald Barrington's inner circle for years."
Family Guy
"They've been the most elite family"
Family Guy
"in this country ever since it was founded."
Family Guy
"They were the ones who invented the buckle on the hat."
Family Guy
"Hey, I like your zipper hat."
Family Guy
"I like your zipper hat."
Family Guy
"Morning, fellas."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's gonna be a game changer."
Family Guy
"Do you hunt, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Well, I went to three stores to find this shirt."
Family Guy
"(laughs) Peter, you-you've got moxie."
Family Guy
"I like that."
Family Guy
"Hey, I've got moxie, too! Watch this!"
Family Guy
"♪ Carmen Miranda, Carmen Miranda ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Was she a singer?"
Family Guy
"♪ Was she a dancer?"
Family Guy
"♪ Nobody knows"
Family Guy
"You think that's funny, wasting fruit?"
Family Guy
"There are people dying in hilarious places."
Family Guy
"That is it!"
Family Guy
"You are officially kicked out of this club!"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Griffin, we just had an opening."
Family Guy
"Congratulations, you are now a member."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, really?"
Family Guy
"And to think, yesterday I was just a guy"
Family Guy
"at home eating catnip."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, he's my guest."
Family Guy
"Now, look, Peter,"
Family Guy
"j-just because you're a member now and I'm your guest,"
Family Guy
"that doesn't mean things are gonna change between us, right?"
Family Guy
"No, no, of course not."
Family Guy
"Excuse me a moment, Carter."
Family Guy
"What a loser, huh?"
Family Guy
"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"Okay, when he wasn't looking,"
Family Guy
"I stuck a springy snake in his wallet."
Family Guy
"What? Aah!"
Family Guy
"And I switched out one of his eyeballs"
Family Guy
"for a gag exploding eyeball."
Family Guy
"And then I paid a couple of Mexicans"
Family Guy
"to run over him with their car."
Family Guy
"I hope they don't just take the money and skip town."
Family Guy
"Where's Buttercup?"
Family Guy
"Oh, only members can ride Buttercup."
Family Guy
"Don't yell! His parents were slaughtered by yellers."
Family Guy
"Just submit."
Family Guy
"I am submitting! It's getting worse!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I meant say you're sorry,"
Family Guy
"not take off your pants."
Family Guy
"Carter, what are you doing? Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"you're still continuing with it."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! And I'm still watching."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Game of Thrones on BET."
Family Guy
"I got a big-ass coat, chair to sit in,"
Family Guy
"chalice cup of wine and a midget,"
Family Guy
"but I ain't going out there"
Family Guy
"with all them monsters out there!"
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"Daddy, what happened to you?"
Family Guy
"You did this, Peter!"
Family Guy
"This is all your fault!"
Family Guy
"I like your hair. Well, Daddy,"
Family Guy
"It's-it's choppier; it's more texturized."
Family Guy
"Did you go to the Asian guy with the one name?"
Family Guy
"Well, now that you know how it feels,"
Family Guy
"maybe you want to give him an apology."
Family Guy
"You went to Taki, didn't you?"
Family Guy
"Look, Peter, I'm sorry for the way I treated you,"
Family Guy
"but is there anything you can do to get me back in the club?"
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose I could talk to Barrington."
Family Guy
"Really? Oh, Peter,"
Family Guy
"you don't know what this means to me."
Family Guy
"Oh, you know, I was so desperate there for a while,"
Family Guy
"I even tried a Jewish club."
Family Guy
"Oh, you don't want to get involved"
Family Guy
"with them religious groups."
Family Guy
"They believe in all kinds of weird stuff."
Family Guy
"If I believe in Jesus hard enough,"
Family Guy
"I will not die."
Family Guy
"If I believe in Snake Jesus hard enough,"
Family Guy
"he will die."
Family Guy
"If I believe in Tree Jesus hard enough,"
Family Guy
"both of them will die."
Family Guy
"Yay! Thank you, Tree Jesus!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Mr. Barrington."
Family Guy
"Oh, hello, Peter."
Family Guy
"I'm so glad you're here."
Family Guy
"We're shooting bald guys under five-seven today."
Family Guy
"who denied my health insurance claim."
Family Guy
"Sir, your nipples are fine!"
Family Guy
"You don't need to reconstruct them!"
Family Guy
"I want Hershey Kiss nipples, and I want you to pay for them!"
Family Guy
"Look, Mr. B., if it's okay with you,"
Family Guy
"I'd like to give my membership back to Carter."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Peter, but I just don't think"
Family Guy
"Pewterschmidt is country club material."
Family Guy
"I'm about to shoot Michael Stipe."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Is that..."
Family Guy
"Is that him in the corner?"
Family Guy
"Yes, that is him in the corner."
Family Guy
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