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Clips from Family Guy - No Country Club for Old Men (S11E11)

"Is that him in the spotlight?"
Family Guy
"Would you... Oh, damn it!"
Family Guy
"Now he got away!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no... I said too much?"
Family Guy
"I want you out of here!"
Family Guy
"Look, Mr. Barrington, he's my father-in-law."
Family Guy
"So if he goes, I go."
Family Guy
"Fine, I don't care."
Family Guy
"Your low-brow antics no longer amuse me, Griffin."
Family Guy
"You're both out of the club."
Family Guy
"Oh, there is one more thing, actually."
Family Guy
"Can you talk to that angry little boy"
Family Guy
"down by the river bank?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah, sure."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Family Guy
"Grown-ups."
Family Guy
"Yeah, grown-ups suck."
Family Guy
"Why do they get to make all the rules?"
Family Guy
"there ain't no rules in a tickle fight."
Family Guy
"(laughter) Stop!"
Family Guy
"You're tickling!"
Family Guy
"Timmy, there you are!"
Family Guy
"Who the (bleep) are you?!"
Family Guy
"Get away from our son!"
Family Guy
"But Mr. Barrington told me to..."
Family Guy
"Who's Mr. Barrington?"
Family Guy
"From the club. What club?"
Family Guy
"You're in a lot of trouble, mister."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I got us both kicked out, Carter."
Family Guy
"I was just trying to help you out."
Family Guy
"We never even got a chance to have sex."
Family Guy
"Everyone knows rich, Waspy girls are the best at it."
Family Guy
"I'm really gonna miss that club."
Family Guy
"You know what part I liked the most?"
Family Guy
"Walking around the locker room naked"
Family Guy
"and offering people sections of a tiny clementine."
Family Guy
"Clementine?"
Family Guy
"Oh, thank you."
Family Guy
"Clementine?"
Family Guy
"None for me, thanks."
Family Guy
"Clementine?"
Family Guy
"Yes, thank you."
Family Guy
"Clementine? Yeah, I'll have one."
Family Guy
"Ooh, softly. Sorry."
Family Guy
"(quietly): Yes, I'll have one."
Family Guy
"There you go."
Family Guy
"God, it's good to be old and nude."
Family Guy
"Look, Carter, you can't be that surprised."
Family Guy
"I mean, it's just human nature"
Family Guy
"to suck up to the people above you,"
Family Guy
"crap on those beneath you and undercut your equals."
Family Guy
"the exceedingly wealthy and very important"
Family Guy
"Viscount James Earl Tennis Racquet,"
Family Guy
"and Duke of Lacrosse Team."
Family Guy
"Hello, I'm Reginald Barrington."
Family Guy
"We are European,"
Family Guy
"But you don't sound like you're from Europe."
Family Guy
"Is that so?"
Family Guy
"Well, perhaps I should take my thong elsewhere."
Family Guy
"Well, let's not be hasty."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and-and he once made me"
Family Guy
"a grilled cheese sandwich after this."
Family Guy
"Well, I wasn't sure about Pewterschmidt,"
Family Guy
"but after hearing you gentlemen talk,"
Family Guy
"maybe I could give him another chance."
Family Guy
"Really? Oh, wow!"
Family Guy
"That's great news, Carter. You're back in!"
Family Guy
"Hey, let's get a couple of girls"
Family Guy
"and have seventh-grade-in- the-same-room-make-outs."
Family Guy
""Carter"? Wait a minute."
Family Guy
"You're not Duke of Lacrosse Team!"
Family Guy
"And you're not Viscount James Earl Tennis Racquet!"
Family Guy
"Come throw these frauds out of my club!"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Peter, you blew it!"
Family Guy
"(screams) I knew I couldn't depend on you!"
Family Guy
"You're not worthy to lick my designer shoes,"
Family Guy
"you fat, low-life slob!"
Family Guy
"But, Carter, please!"
Family Guy
"Here, skip this rope and do a lively schoolgirl chant."
Family Guy
"But, Carter, I don't know any city girl rhymes."
Family Guy
"Do it!"
Family Guy
"(chanting): Lettuce, carrots, peppers and peas."
Family Guy
"Your mother says to got to have these."
Family Guy
"Now do it double time with new vegetables!"
Family Guy
"Cabbage, taters, spinach and peas."
Family Guy
"You already said "peas"!"
Family Guy
"Wait a second, hang on there."
Family Guy
"The way you abused that man just now,"
Family Guy
"the way you treated your lesser--"
Family Guy
"I underestimated you, Pewterschmidt."
Family Guy
"I thought you were just some suck-up loser,"
Family Guy
"but you have shown me"
Family Guy
"that you've got the mettle to be one of us."
Family Guy
"of unfinished business to take care of here."
Family Guy
"I don't think those rich guys have it all that great."
Family Guy
"Too much stress."
Family Guy
"You know, you give me the choice,"
Family Guy
"I'll choose our life any day of the week."
Family Guy
"Me, too, Peter."
Family Guy
"Can I have $50 to get my hair cut?"
Family Guy
"Absolutely not. That's a waste of money."
Family Guy
"I will cut it myself."
Family Guy
"(snipping)"
Family Guy
"You look like garbage. What happened?"
Family Guy
"♪ On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"♪ Family Guy 11x22 ♪ No Country Club for Old Men Original Air Date on May 19, 2013"
Family Guy
"(kids laughing inside, knocks)"
Family Guy
"(plays Western music)"
Family Guy
"And they're gonna fly us all to America for the show!"
Family Guy
"(Italian accent): Finally, we make'a da dreams"
Family Guy
"come true in America!"
Family Guy
"Yo, welcome back to America's Got Talent!"
Family Guy
"(applause)"
Family Guy
"Quahog!"
Family Guy
"of chocolate-covered oysters?"
Family Guy
"They-they haven't worked in eight generations."
Family Guy
"Most of them have O.D.'d."
Family Guy
"What should we do about the graves?"
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Hey, Chris, say it."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, th-th-that's something else."
Family Guy
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