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Clips from Family Guy - No Country Club for Old Men (S11E11)

"I have been selected to be a contestant"
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"on America's Got Talent!"
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"What?! Oh, my God!"
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"I am gonna make this family proud,"
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"and not just you guys,"
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"but that old painting of my ancestor in the attic."
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"I did it! I'm gonna be on TV!"
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"Did you kill the others?"
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"(sighs) I'm gonna go talk to the statue in the basement."
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"Did you kill the painting?"
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"This place is a nuthouse."
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"Let's welcome our next performer,"
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"Hi."
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"So, where are you from, Peter?"
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"Um, I'm from Quahog, Rhode Island."
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"My wife daytime drinks on vacation."
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"Okay, Peter, let's hear what you've got."
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"(cheering)"
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"(farts, music stops)"
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"(gasping)"
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"Well, there goes my music career."
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"I wonder if I can get my old job back"
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"There you go, Timmy."
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"Sir, you're gonna have to leave."
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"You're just drawing penises with a Sharpie"
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"on children's faces."
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"I don't know how to draw a cat."
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"Hi, I'm Amanda."
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"I'm Chris. You look nice,"
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"so I'll blow my burps the other way."
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Usually people just find me awkward."
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"I have a hard time with small talk."
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"Did you find everything you were looking for?"
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"with his guitar teacher."
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"All right, guys, keep an eye out for our stuff."
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"I got tired of not being able to find my bags,"
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"so I tied a vaguely Hanna-Barbera-looking"
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"character to it."
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"This trip was imposserous!"
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"There we go."
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"Me, too."
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"I'm sorry I screamed"
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"when that guy from India got up to stretch."
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"Look, I'm having brunch tomorrow with my grandparents"
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"at the Barrington Country Club."
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"Maybe your family could join us."
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"Okay, that sounds like fun."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Who are the Barringtons?"
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"They're the richest family in all of Rhode Island."
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"(gasps) I must notify Gossip Girl!"
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""Pass this along to Gossip Girl.""
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"(gasps)"
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"(gasps)"
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"(gasps)"
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"(gasps)"
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"It's me. I'm Gossip Girl."
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"I still can't believe Chris is dating a Barrington."
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"They own this whole club."
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"Yeah, look at all this luxury."
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"It's like being in a gay guy's dream."
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"Enjoying the view?"
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"It's glorious, Edwin."
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"Would you like another salad bowl"
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"Is that gay enough?"
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"And then some."
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"This has been the gayest vacation I've ever had."
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"I love smelling me on your breath."
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"Peter, what are you doing here?"
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"You're not a member!"
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"get to throw you in the pool."
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"Hey, Banks, Duffy, get over here!"
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"This guy's going for a swim."
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"Grab him!"
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"(groaning)"
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"All right, you're kind of heavy,"
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"so-so-so we're gonna pee on you."
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"Not happening."
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"All right, all right, we'll just spit on you."
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"(lips smacking)"
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"Oh, nothing we have works."
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"Daddy, we're here to have brunch with the Barringtons."
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"The Barringtons?! How is that possible?"
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"That family is the pinnacle of high society."
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"All the kids have drug problems."
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"That's terrible."
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"Well, not all kids make it, Lois."
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"Just ask the Sugar Smacks frog."
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"I'm sorry, I'm afraid you've lost two more."
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"Dig 'em."
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"You look really handsome today, Chris."
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"Thanks, Amanda."
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"I use Stewart Griffin Facial Cleanser."
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"Give her the Web site."
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"StewieGriffinFacial.com."
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"It's StewieGriffinFacialCleanser.com."
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"Hey, listen, Mr. Barrington,"
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"'Cause Chris really wants to get in there."
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"Oh, you're a funny guy, Griffin."
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"I like that."
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"Oh, well, you should hear my prank phone calls."
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"(dialing)"
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"Hey, is your refrigerator running?"
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"MAN: Yes, it is."
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"Are your doors unlocked?"
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"What? Why?"
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"I don't know, they all kind of look the same."
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"Hey, there's all my favorite people!"
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"Oh, no, not this suck-up."
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"Black people? Mexicans?"
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"Jews? (laughs)"
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"So good to see you, Barrington."
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"Hey, hey, where we going today, Reginald?"
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"Huh? Huh? Where we going today?"
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"You and me is pals, ain't we, Reginald?"
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