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Clips from Family Guy - No Country Club for Old Men (S11E11)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"and I get that, I do."
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"LOIS (in distance): Hey, everyone, I made brownies!"
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"No!"
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"(harmonica plays, giggles)"
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"(whispering): All right, Chris,"
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"I shan't! You must."
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"here to play the harmonica, Peter Griffin."
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"(Lois whooping)"
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"(chuckles): That's my family."
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"(harmonica continues)"
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"Wow, he's nailing it."
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"I know, shut up."
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"painting kids' faces at birthday parties."
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"Eh, I did all right"
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"for a guy who just had his first homosexual experience"
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"I really enjoyed sitting next to you on the plane, Chris."
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"Chris is dating a Barrington."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"And that means me and the other jocks"
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"Try some."
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"y-your granddaughter ain't no tease, right?"
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"What do you mean "they all look the same"?"
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"What are we talking about?"
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"Even that hollandaise sauce. Give me that."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Pewterschmidt,"
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"but you're no longer a member at this club."
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"Hey, guys, I just bumped into Carter Pewterschmidt outside."
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"Aah!"
Family Guy
"All right, this is more like it."
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"Guests have to ride Topsy the Roid Rage Horse."
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"(snorts)"
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"Now, whatever you do, don't say his trigger word."
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"What? Aah! That's his trigger word!"
Family Guy
"you've been treating Peter like dirt for years."
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"Well, I guess that's it then."
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"I know it seems unfair, but, hey,"
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"(screams)"
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"from the United Coloreds of Benetton."
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"Security!"
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"I don't know any more vegetables."
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"You are back in the club."
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"Hey, Brian, have you seen the remote?"
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"I want to watch The Weather Channel."
Family Guy
"There are tornados in the Midwest,"
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"and I like watching poor people scramble"
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"to save what little they have."
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"Uh, I don't know where the remote is."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll find it myself."
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"Oh, my God, my old harmonica!"
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"I'm gonna play this really loud tonight"
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"to get back at our Armenian neighbors."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, looks like a fun party."
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"Um, hey, listen, it's 2:00 in the morning."
Family Guy
"Uh, when is your five-year-old gonna go to sleep?"
Family Guy
"Soon, very soon."
Family Guy
"You want weird food wrapped in weird leaves?"
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"Yeah, look, I'm guessing there's some kind of"
Family Guy
"soccer match from your home country going on,"
Family Guy
"But, uh, some of us are trying to sleep,"
Family Guy
"and I could almost deal with the noise,"
Family Guy
"but it's the cologne, all right?"
Family Guy
"but right now you're a 40-year-old woman"
Family Guy
"with a good body in a hotel pool."
Family Guy
"(high-pitched voice): Hey, everybody, look at me."
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"I work out seven days a for these five minutes."
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"Your attention is going to keep me"
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"from swallowing a bottle of pills."
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"(gasps) I better hurry up."
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"I'm gonna miss the show."
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"(crying): What did I do?"
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"What did I do?"
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"PETER: Aah! Son of a bitch!"
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"What the hell did I just sit on?"
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"Where is it? Where's my harmonica?"
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"It's not here!"
Family Guy
"Peter, have you seen Stewie's harmonica?"
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"It was in the tub."
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"Oh, my God, it was in the tub,"
Family Guy
"and now it's in my butt!"
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"Stewie, Daddy needs your tiny hands"
Family Guy
"for a very special project."
Family Guy
"Well, good heavens, that's something, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"By the way, Mr. Griffin, regarding your X-rays,"
Family Guy
"we're making a coffee table book."
Family Guy
"Can you sign this release, please?"
Family Guy
"Okay, but first can we address my husband's situation?"
Family Guy
"Well, the harmonica's up there pretty good."
Family Guy
"Unfortunately, removing it would require"
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"a very expensive surgery"
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"that's not covered by your T.G.I. Friday's gift card."
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"What was that? I don't know,"
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"(sniffs) but suddenly it smells like John Popper in here."
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"That was me. I got musical farts."
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"(plays a scale)"
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"(giggles) Holy crap, this is awesome."
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"I will not allow this opportunity"
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"to go to waste."
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"Hey, Lois, how was your day?"
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"Terrible. I accidentally backed over a kid"
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"in the grocery store parking lot."
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"(plays blues riff)"
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"Peter, I'm serious."
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"I ran right over the soft part of the face."
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"I had to run away."
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"I ditched the car and jumped on a passing train."
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"I was so scared."
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"I didn't get off until I was in the South."
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"(plays "Dixieland")"
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"What'd you do today?"
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"I pushed a boy behind your car"
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"so I could do all this harmonica stuff."
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"(snoring)"
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"Uh, Dad, I don't think that's how it works."
Family Guy
"This had nothing to do with the harmonica."
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"Everybody, brace yourselves, 'cause I have got big news."
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