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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Bi-Sexual (S08E08)

"( Theme music playing )"
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"It didn't even take me that long."
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"- We're easy in New York. - Jeez, this is unbelievable."
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"that just did it. That's an impressive skill."
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"- Did that clinch it? - Yeah."
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"We have to save something for dinner."
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"- So just get out. - I kind of like that, actually."
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"Hey hey, look who it is."
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"- Hey! Rosie! - Larry David."
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"- You like the art? - To tell you the truth..."
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"What?"
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"- Are you kidding me? - Swear to god."
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"Yes. I mean, who knows what's gonna happen? But it's a great start."
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"Oh no, I think something's gonna happen. You know how lesbians are."
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"- At you? - At me. Smiling at an old bald man."
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"- Really? - yes."
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"- Unbelievable. - cheers."
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"What am I, a magician? I know that you have a card on you?"
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"Why would she give us both her card? It doesn't make any sense."
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"Obviously she's bi-sexual."
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"- Absolutely. - can't you make up your mind?"
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"What is this? They have to have sex with everyone?"
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"I guess you'll just have to back away because most of these women"
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"- Back away? Me back away? - Yeah, I think you should."
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"- I don't believe you. - You don't believe me?"
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"- Really? - because I felt it. My body felt it, okay?"
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"Probably women who are more your speed. More your level."
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"She's a dyke. Deal with it."
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"Let me tell you something. This motherfucking car has got some heart, man."
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"This shit got some fucking heart to it."
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"I don't know how you can give a car back to somebody in this condition."
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"- The roommate all in my shit. - Roommate?"
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"- to me and Rosie O'Donnell. - Oooh!"
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"Whoa, look at this, man! Are you kidding me, Larry?"
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"I'm feeling a little insecure about it."
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"I would regurgitate my own shit. I would regurgitate and shit."
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"- ( Laughing ) - okay."
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"Where's my room at? Where the fuck's my room at, Larry?"
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"I'm here to pick up some food to go. David."
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"- Larry, hi. - Duckstein."
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"- We're both in New York. - Yeah, we're both in New York."
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"Hey, here's a thought. Let's go to lunch."
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"Because we never get a chance to eat in L.A."
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"We're not friends because we never spend time together."
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"Is it possible that you have a little room for growth?"
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"Yes. - ...And what you've done is made it like this."
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"- Really? - yes. Shrink it."
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"That's what I want. See ya, duckstein."
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"- See, I have that effect. - I get it, yes."
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"Why didn't they put it in one of those bags?"
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"You know what? I'm going back there"
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"and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this."
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"I went with, um, this friend of mine."
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"- Red or white? - I don't care."
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"- With a bi-sexual. - No."
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"Did I mention that I had a soup and sandwich for dinner?"
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"You didn't mention. You talk a lot"
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"You've got to secure these bags."
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"but that's really not quite what I had in mind."
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"- Oh. - basically, man to man,"
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"Okay, so I say sorry,"
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"Okay."
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"I am sorry."
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"Absolutely, sir. The tape, staples..."
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"You said I say sorry, you believe, you move, you go away, okay?"
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"- Can I... do I bow back? - Yeah yeah. Do."
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"- You follow? - Yes."
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"Hey, Rosie. Look who's here."
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"So, Larry, how was your night?"
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"All night long I was like in this position."
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"she just texted me. We're going to the Tonys"
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"Jane."
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"- ( Laughs ) - the Tonys."
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"You could ask any stranger on the street,"
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"Even the British version."
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"She's going to the Tonys? What the hell am I gonna do?"
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"( Crowd cheering )"
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"Good play, Larry."
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"Ha ha."
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"- Go go go! - Ha ha, Larry!"
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"- I can walk. - Go go go!"
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"She's going home, Larry!"
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"I don't feel like going on this date."
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"to beat you at a fucking game, okay?"
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"Come on, it's over. She's taking her to the Tonys."
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"We are fucking men, Larry."
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"- Huh? - balls."
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"Gloves don't catch gloves. We have the advantage."
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"- Tonys are a grand slam. - Fuck the Tonys."
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"Want a grand slam?"
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"That was amazing."
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"The penis is an extraordinary instrument, Jane."
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"- I can't even move. - Well, speaking of that."
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"( Laughs )"
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"Excuse me. Do you speak english?"
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"you gave him a rather deep bow."
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"Almost 90â°."
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"- Yeah. - oh oh."
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"- Shit bow. - Shit bow."
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"- No bow better? - Yes."
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"I'm sorry to tell you, but that was not apology."
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"- Really? - really."
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"It's funny 'cause, you know, something doesn't figure out of the whole thing."
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"None of them ever ever talks about your performance."
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"I'm on a new regiment. I'm working out."
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"What, are you juicing, Larry?"
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"I feel terrible."
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"who happens to have a vagina and knows the statistics of what Roy white hit in 1971."
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"And I beat Rosie."
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"Hi. here to pick up an order for Larry David."
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"I asked him about it and he said"
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"Is it possible you don't know the bow rules?"
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"Bow rules? I understand the bow rules."
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"- He said... - Yeah. Uh-huh."
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"- Okay, sure. I do that for you. - All right?"
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"- We'll do contest. - All right, we'll look it up."
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"- Yes. - for you, here we go."
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"( Laughing ) you're goddamn right. I'm living large."
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"I just had a croissant filled with motherfucking champagne."
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"A supplement? What the fuck is that?"
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