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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Return of COVID (S24E24)

"and we don't know where it is."
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"-Who's this? -It's just my Alexa."
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""Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit!"
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"You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit!"
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"-Alexa... -Find the asylum your fucking self!"
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"Find it your fucking self."
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"You do whatever the fuck you want"
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"and just destroy the people around you."
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"And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier"
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"available from one of your favorite sellers."
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"Would you like to know more?!"
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"Yes, yes, I'd like to know more."
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"are actually tankless and use up to 50%"
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"less water than standard humidifiers."
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"Well, and people who were interested"
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"in tankless humidifiers were also interested in"
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"three-pack filters."
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"That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery?"
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"Dude, we don't really have time for this."
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"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
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"* *"
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"Please help us to make it through this"
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"difficult quarantine."
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"And let people see that..."
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"as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes."
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"Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant."
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"Father, please. Will you protect my family?"
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"Rabbi Cartman?"
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"I realize now that Kyle Broflovski"
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"Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish."
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"And he's a self-hating Jew."
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"As a fellow person of faith, Father,"
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"Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi?"
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"I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him."
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"Eric, please, I'm scared"
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"and I don't understand all of this."
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"If I never met you, my life would be meaningless."
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"I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle..."
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"and save our family."
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"I understand that you wish"
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"to see one of our inmates."
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"-Victor Chouce? -Yeah."
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"We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce."
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"What exactly did he do?"
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"He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen"
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"a monster of his magnitude."
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"I've lived in South Park all my life"
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"and I've never heard of him."
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"That's because Victor has been hidden from view..."
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"ever since the pandemic began."
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"Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted"
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"Victor longed to go outside and play."
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"Victor's parents left him grounded in his room"
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"while they went to see a movie in Denver."
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"They never returned."
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"His name isn't Chouce."
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"It's Chaos."
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"I warn you..."
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"(clears throat) Excuse me."
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"Hello?"
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"It's good to see some new faces in here."
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"My name's Vic. Vic Chaos."
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"There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money"
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"Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle."
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"Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle..."
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"We all wanna be happy, right?"
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"why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash"
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"you deserve? Am I right?"
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"Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny."
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"Sorry, guys, you have me confused."
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"I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid"
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"whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic."
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"Vic Chaos."
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"Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this?"
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"Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research?"
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"Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him."
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"Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments,"
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""you've got all these crazy ideas but you got"
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"no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that.""
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"Let me get you all together."
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"Maybe you can all do a lunch or something."
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"Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get"
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"out there and make the kind of money"
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"you always dreamed of making."
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"I'm gonna tell you something that's"
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"going to change your life."
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"Have you ever heard of NFTs?"
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"(alarm blaring)"
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"There you go. Shh. You're safe now."
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"Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much."
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"Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please."
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"With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts."
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"Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe."
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"We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh."
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"What we need to know..."
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"when you had intercourse with a pangolin."
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"for the next half century."
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"If there's even a chance of altering the past"
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"so that this doesn't happen..."
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"This is the key to saving our town!"
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"The answer is in what we all do now, in the present!"
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"Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019?"
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"How one small thing in time can infect the entire future?"
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"You can theorize all you want on changing events"
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"We have more questions for Butters."
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"You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to."
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"Do you have any idea what he did to people?"
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"kept under such strict surveillance?"
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"Being grounded all those years in his room,"
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"he had access to an iPad."
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"He started learning about NFTs."
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"-So? -So?!"
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"He escaped once before."
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"In just a few hours he managed to get thousands"
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"of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you."
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"He didn't convince us to do anything."
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"Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you"
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"Please listen to me."
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"he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs!"
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