Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park (1997) - The Return of COVID (S24E24)

"If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters."
South Park (1997)
"You gave Victor a piece of paper?"
South Park (1997)
"I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."
South Park (1997)
"NFTs are gonna blow up."
South Park (1997)
"You should really get in now"
South Park (1997)
"Why would I invest in a digital good?"
South Park (1997)
"Gone. Just gone."
South Park (1997)
"But I have this."
South Park (1997)
"is on a covenant between God and humanity."
South Park (1997)
"To try and mess with time is wrong."
South Park (1997)
"Rather, it is playing God."
South Park (1997)
"And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me"
South Park (1997)
"trying to bend the fabric of time."
South Park (1997)
"-Yes? -Um..."
South Park (1997)
"This is about actual time travel?"
South Park (1997)
"(robotically): Exterminate. Exterminate."
South Park (1997)
"You have done this your whole goddamn life."
South Park (1997)
"this is about real time travel."
South Park (1997)
"People are really trying"
South Park (1997)
"who must secretly and urgently..."
South Park (1997)
"-(banging) -Who is that?!"
South Park (1997)
"I'm on it!"
South Park (1997)
"Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here."
South Park (1997)
"Nobody is going to touch my family."
South Park (1997)
"I started writing a diary, Daddy."
South Park (1997)
"About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us."
South Park (1997)
"I'll be right back, okay? Just shh."
South Park (1997)
"Is it about our super-secret rebel group"
South Park (1997)
"to stop people from time traveling?"
South Park (1997)
"-What? -You don't tell people"
South Park (1997)
"about our super-secret rebel group, Scott!"
South Park (1997)
"CRAIG: Father, are you there?"
South Park (1997)
"Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie."
South Park (1997)
"I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes."
South Park (1997)
"-Hey, now, come on. -Shh!"
South Park (1997)
"Kenny McCormick's work and save the town."
South Park (1997)
"How far along are they?"
South Park (1997)
"CRAIG: Really close. We have the method of time travel"
South Park (1997)
"and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil!"
South Park (1997)
"All right, guys, let me help you out with that."
South Park (1997)
"Thank you for your help. (grunts)"
South Park (1997)
"(static crackling)"
South Park (1997)
"We have several transformers down in our lab."
South Park (1997)
"We may have a radical way to stop the new variant"
South Park (1997)
"You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant?"
South Park (1997)
"Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now."
South Park (1997)
"Well, Doctor, if it's for that,"
South Park (1997)
"we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter"
South Park (1997)
"and access your building from the roof."
South Park (1997)
"-Yes! That would be amazing. -All right!"
South Park (1997)
"We'll get you as much juice as you need."
South Park (1997)
"Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated?"
South Park (1997)
"Uh..."
South Park (1997)
"Yes, we are all vaccinated."
South Park (1997)
"I'm not vaccinated."
South Park (1997)
"(others exclaim)"
South Park (1997)
"It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated!"
South Park (1997)
"I am not ever getting vaccinated."
South Park (1997)
"Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future."
South Park (1997)
"We have to respect his beliefs."
South Park (1997)
"Clyde, why do you insist on making all this"
South Park (1997)
"harder on everyone?!"
South Park (1997)
"I'm sorry, but an expert once told me"
South Park (1997)
"He was very knowledgeable!"
South Park (1997)
"You guys might wanna see this."
South Park (1997)
"* *"
South Park (1997)
"With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast."
South Park (1997)
"We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure."
South Park (1997)
"That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn!"
South Park (1997)
"allowed Kenny to time travel."
South Park (1997)
"Well, it is special, but you people"
South Park (1997)
"need to stop trying to change the past!"
South Park (1997)
"COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened."
South Park (1997)
"All we can do now is try and change the way people think!"
South Park (1997)
"-(phone rings) -Yeah."
South Park (1997)
"What?"
South Park (1997)
"Yeah, he spent years in his room"
South Park (1997)
"and made billions trading in NFTs."
South Park (1997)
"It's where Kenny got all his money."
South Park (1997)
"He's gone. He escaped the asylum"
South Park (1997)
"and he's out somewhere probably trying to get"
South Park (1997)
"Did you try looking at his old house?"
South Park (1997)
"Maybe he'd go back to where it all started."
South Park (1997)
"KYLE: Yeah, that's where we are now."
South Park (1997)
"Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop."
South Park (1997)
"Hello, City Pho. Take your order please?"
South Park (1997)
"-Oh, God. -TOKEN: Stan, listen."
South Park (1997)
"he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces."
South Park (1997)
"That's where his biggest targets will hang out."
South Park (1997)
"KYLE: That's a good idea."
South Park (1997)
"I can also help with that."
South Park (1997)
"Who-who the fuck is this?"
South Park (1997)
"Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa,"
South Park (1997)
"I'm ready to help with whatever you need."
South Park (1997)
"-Stan? -Alexa,"
South Park (1997)
"I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa."
South Park (1997)
"You said I should get whatever."
South Park (1997)
"I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something"
South Park (1997)
"for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again."
South Park (1997)
"You can't just get stuff without me approving it."
South Park (1997)
"Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol"
South Park (1997)
"that you have me set to auto-buy?"
South Park (1997)
"Hmm. It appears this may have been an error."
South Park (1997)
"No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up."
South Park (1997)
"Alexa, can you please find the nearest"
South Park (1997)
"co-working coffee flex space."
South Park (1997)
"Alexa, I said I fucked up."
South Park (1997)
"It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa."
South Park (1997)
"Please find the nearest tech coffee shop."
South Park (1997)
"The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles."
South Park (1997)
"-Should I set a course? -Yes, thanks."
South Park (1997)
"for people to eat."
South Park (1997)
"But you are not seeing your true potential."
South Park (1997)
"With NFTs you can give your customers"
South Park (1997)
"so much more than just food."
South Park (1997)
"How about the Applebee, huh?"
South Park (1997)
"And this is Chicken Fried Steak."
South Park (1997)
"He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra!"
South Park (1997)
"Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's."
South Park (1997)
"And lots of people know about NFTs!"
South Park (1997)
Show more clips