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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Return of COVID (S24E24)

"and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but..."
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"Uh, no, I haven't."
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"Well, they're a pretty awesome group"
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"try and help people open their eyes."
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"Open their eyes?"
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"wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like,"
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""Hey, enough science. Who's science?"
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"Who's fucking coming up with all this science?""
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"with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna--"
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"I don't know-- maybe switch sides?"
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"to get all the info from the machines."
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"(indistinct radio chatter)"
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"It was like nothing I ever saw."
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"in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities."
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"and died screaming that it was the flippening."
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"miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero."
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"God, I hate the future so fucking much."
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"Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive."
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"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian."
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"Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this!"
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"-Dude, what? -You guys... (panting)"
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"Heather Williams farted during P.E. class."
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"Heather Williams farted during P.E. class!"
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"That means we are gonna sit courtside"
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"at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday!"
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"What?"
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"Ugh! Heather Williams' mom"
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"Coors is the second biggest sponsor"
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"of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play!"
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"We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats,"
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"Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person."
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"Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather"
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"we have proof and she'll do whatever we want!"
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"He got a photo of Heather right when she farted."
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"Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?!"
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"-Let's go, Nuggets! -(clapping rhythmically)"
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"ALL: Let's go, Nuggets!"
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"Kids, listen up. This is an emergency."
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"Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home."
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"Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus"
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"going around and the school district wants to make sure"
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"we're all safe, so we're shutting down"
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"the school for about two weeks."
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"Two weeks?! Yippie!"
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"Oh, not now."
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"Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go."
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"I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks."
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"You guys-- you guys, Heather Thompson"
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"farted in P.E. class! Guys?"
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"and relive the whole thing again..."
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"ANDREW CUOMO: It's called social distancing."
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"If we stay six feet apart from each other"
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"and wear a mask..."
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"And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert."
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"And we've got to get control of this thing!"
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"-that's all. -SHARON: You think"
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"I like being here every day with you?!"
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"RANDY: I am much easier to get along with"
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"during a stay-at-home order!"
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"* Happy birthday to you *"
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"Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa!"
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"Hi, Grandpa!"
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"Look, let's just face it, you guys."
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"We don't trust each other and we don't like each other."
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"My little girl! (sobbing)"
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"Oh, no! Oh, God!"
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"* *"
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"* *"
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"NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged"
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"in Colorado and now panic and fear"
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"spreads throughout the world."
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"The new outbreak started with the death"
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"of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick,"
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"and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron."
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"It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started,"
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"and people are beginning to say enough is enough."
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"Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years."
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"MALE VOICE: Attention. You are under quarantine."
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"Someone in your community is not vaccinated."
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"Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible."
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"Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper"
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"if possible."
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"MALE VOICE 2: Come on inside and rejuvenate."
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"This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed."
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"Nothing's allowed in or out."
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"It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again."
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"then I'll need to ask you to leave."
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"Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home."
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"I can't go back! Everyone listen!"
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"Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to"
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"the COVID pandemic from ever happening."
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"WENDY: At the moment Kenny time traveled,"
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"he blew all the transformers here in the lab."
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"If you're going to try and replicate his work,"
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"we'll be doing it at half capacity."
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"The bigger problem is that we can't even get"
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"We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate"
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"those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall"
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"requiring an in-person vocal scan of either"
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"So we go to the asylum and convince them"
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"We have to find some thin, reflective material"
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"that can be worn to bounce the energy."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Aluminum foil?"
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"All the aluminum foil is stuck"
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"out on cargo ships in Long Beach."
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"But Kenny went back in time and got COVID"
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"because it destroyed our friendship."
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"All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you."
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"my whole life-- I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy."
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"difference between a Christian man and a lesbian?"
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"and deserve to be treated as such."
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"to get the lab running again."
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"Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce."
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"Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum."
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"Do you ever think about how the way"
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"you act affects other people?"
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"Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that."
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"Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue."
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"Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum"
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