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Clips from The Simpsons - The Way of the Dog (S31E31)

"Quick! Lisa, take a picture."
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"I don't think he wants to take a picture."
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"(Santa's Little Helper whines "uh-uh")"
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"(excited gibberish)"
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"Did you get a good picture?"
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"I don't think so."
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"(repeats excited gibberish)"
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"(gasps) He's afraid of it."
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"No, he's not."
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"(growls, barks)"
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"(camera clicking)"
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"Darn, we wasted three digital photos."
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"(whining)"
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"Ugh. Well, suit yourself, spoilsport."
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"You're out of the card!"
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"Don't worry, he's not out of the card."
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"-Can we be out of the card? -Everyone's in the card!"
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"Okay, but not like last year."
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"♪ Ah, jingle bell, jingle bell ♪"
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"♪ Jingle bell rock, oh ♪"
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"♪ Jingle bell rock and jingle bell rock ♪"
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"♪ A-rockin' and rockin' ♪"
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"♪ And words of the song ♪"
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"♪ Looks like I parked on the lawn ♪"
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"♪ There's mistletoe ♪"
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"♪ And lots to kiss. ♪"
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"(giggles) Marge, you're never gonna guess what I got you."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, now that it's happened, it's not so funny."
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"Uh-oh."
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"LISA (gasps): Oh, my God!"
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"What's all the fu... (screams)"
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"(gasps) What the..."
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"That dog better have a good explanation!"
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"Um...did it."
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"Hit me with the newspaper."
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"You know I get my news online."
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"Guys..."
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"what is Santa's Little Helper doing?"
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"I think something is very wrong with him."
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"I think maybe we should take him to a dog psychologist."
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"Dog psychologist, eh?"
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"Get off the couch. Get off."
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"(howls)"
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"Dad, I know what you're thinking."
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"Elaine Wolff is giving a free lecture tomorrow night."
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"She's a legend."
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"Oh, not tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow's UFC fight 243."
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"Why do you care so much about one stupid fight?"
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"Actually, 70. I got it in HD."
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"I wanted the pay-per-view operator"
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"(cries softly)"
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"(distorted, echoing): What's wrong with that dog..."
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"dog... dog?"
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"GRAMPA: I need my pill..."
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"pill... pill!"
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"That's three pills!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(whining)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"I love playing Candy Crush."
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"(grunting)"
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"Dad, I need to tell you something,"
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"but I've come to the sad conclusion"
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"that you have difficulty hearing the female voice."
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"(low grunt)"
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"Therefore, I have deputized Bart"
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""Father, I believe you're an honorable man.""
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"(sputters) Really?"
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"(chuckles) Okay."
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""In times of peril, you, um..."
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""...eventually do the right thing,"
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""but Santa's Little Helper is in crisis,"
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"Aw. Well said, boy."
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"And, Lisa, for writing it, you win my highest honor,"
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"a hearty Homer hug. Mm."
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"Aw..."
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"Now we party."
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"-I already brushed my teeth. -Oh."
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"(clears throat) Good evening."
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"that I entirely prefer them to people.""
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"(laughter)"
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"No, no, I'm serious."
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"I really despise you."
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"Despise us? I... Hey, as the owner of a dog,"
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"Highly!"
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"Okay, first of all,"
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"You own living beings?"
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"(scoffs) Nice."
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"(phone rings)"
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"(quietly): Uh, hello?"
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"Clayton, I can't talk right now."
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"I've left her."
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"I have left my wife."
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"What? Really?"
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"She knew that,"
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"Oh, Clay."
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"I'd stopped allowing myself to hope."
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"But, uh... I think I got to call you right back."
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"No, no! Stay on the call."
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"We're invested."
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"I have to go. I'm giving a lecture."
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"We're getting married, right?"
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"Yeah, sure, sure, yeah, whatever."
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"Wait!"
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"Oh. Yes."
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"You don't deserve dogs!"
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"They sniff out your diseases"
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"and comfort you when you ride planes."
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"And I constantly hear: "How do I get my dog to listen?""
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"-Choke him till he taps out! -Oh, good God!"
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"Always what can your dog do for you."
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"Never once has somebody asked:"
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""What is my dog trying to say?""
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"This was the worst extension class I ever took. My God."
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"It was even worse than flower arranging."
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"I mean, who can say where baby's breath should go?"
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"Uh, ma'am..."
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